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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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19 May 2026
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forever altered by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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29 Apr 2026
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Don't wanna act like there's tomorrow by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 May 2026
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Grace navigates his new life on a different planet, communicates with Earth, falls in love for the first time, and kinda accidentally ends up in the middle of a marriage
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- Part 1 of Don't wanna act like there's tomorrow
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28 Apr 2026
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“Grace!” Rocky says. “Look!”
I look. Then I gasp.
“Is Adrian!” Rocky says.
(or, what happens once Ryland Grace becomes the sole human inhabitant of Erid.)
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- Part 1 of Project Hail Mary
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28 Apr 2026
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Leon meets the beautiful Ada Wong at a bar one night and becomes immediately entranced. But as they spend more nights of passion together, he begins to suspect that there's more to her than what she seems.
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06 Apr 2026
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04 May 2025
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GOD IS GONE. ICHOR IS FUEL. HELL IS HOME.
>> NEW DIRECTIVE: EXPLORE HELL.
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04 May 2025
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There's so much pain, and yet, Wade is never weighed down by it. He still manages to live his life without drowning, to fight through it. And isn't that a beautiful thing, something to admire?
"Maybe you can give me a cigar-shopping tour another time?" Logan tries to soften his rejection.
The shift in Wade's eyes is immediate. Another star shines. It's not as bright as before, but it's there. And in that moment, Logan finds that maybe, he'd do anything to make sure Wade always has stars in his eyes.
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Or, two broken men, living one day at a time.Bookmarked by memser
24 Nov 2024
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666: Live On Air! by AislinArts (AislinCeivun), Princeliest
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2025
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Alastor decides to indulge Vox's obvious psychosexual obsession with him—for the sake of curiosity and entertainment, of course! As these things go, it is not very long at all before everything...escalates.
Or: Kink, self-discovery, and Alastor accidentally digging himself into a hole labeled "Oh, fuck, when did I start caring?"
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25 Feb 2024
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“You wanted a show, didn’t you?” They hack out.
“I’ll give you a fucking show.”Horror game characters struggle against their reality.
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24 Feb 2024
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Per Mammon's request, Ozzie meets with one of his clowns to make a sex doll of him. Ozzie plans on being totally, one-hundred percent professional about it.
(That doesn't mean he follows through).
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15 Feb 2024
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Bruce is trying to be clinical about it, filing it away under "useful information about dangerous Arkham resident and mass murderer The Joker", but in the time between their last fight and right now, Joker has grown tits. They're small things, really, just barely A-cups, but they're there, poking through the transparent shirt, and his nipples.
He is NOT following that train of thought.
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04 Dec 2023
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The First Supper by foodstuffs
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale had, contrary to his best intentions, eaten almost an entire ox.
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29 Oct 2023
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19 Jul 2023
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Frank has looked forward to finally starting college just a little too much, and yes, partly because it means he gets to hang out with Mikey's older brother again, who left for college a year ago already. But Gerard's just a cool guy and Frank hopes to do cool stuff together, like meet his friends, go to concerts, watch movies, get drunk at a party and fuck. No, hold on, the last one wasn't supposed to be on the list. But surely that wouldn't make things awkward ... right?
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07 Jul 2023
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Parent conference day is usually the worst day of the year, especially when Gerard's last appointment has the audacity to run late. However, they are just the right teacher to educate Mr. Iero on the importance of punctuality and discipline.
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21 Mar 2023
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I Travelled All These Miles (Just To Get Back Home) by Riversoftarmac
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
05 Jan 2023
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“Don't give me those puppy dog eyes Frankie!”
“Ray. you can't even see my face, dude.”
“I know exactly what it looks like right now. Poor mistreated puppy, never done anything wrong in his life – stop wriggling! - all big sad eyes and wounded expression. Sound about right?”-----------
Frank has a bad night and can't sleep. Ray looks after him, and finds a way to cheer him up.
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- Part 2 of Puppy Frank
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05 Jan 2023
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Frank seems to have developed a bit of a habit. Not that Gerard really minds.
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01 Jan 2023
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It takes a lot to find yourself (in a place where no one looks) by Riversoftarmac
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
03 Oct 2022
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“Franks into -” Ray dropped his voice to a hush - “puppy play!”
“Oh my god, Ray - it’s not like that!”-----------
The rest of the band find out frank has a few... niche interests. What starts as friendly teasing quickly descends into something none of them ever expected.
OR: Frank's a good boy.
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- Part 1 of Puppy Frank
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03 Oct 2022
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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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08 Jun 2022