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Kakashi eagerly buys the newest book written by Jiraiya.
Except ... the characters seem awfully familiar.
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- Part 4 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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So. The thing is …
Gai is strong.
(Who doesn’t want to read a fic of Kakashi being thirsty for his big, strong boyfriend? ;) )
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- Part 3 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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He thinks about Rin, about Obito. About both of their fathers, both gone for so long now and about the countless others that have come before and will come after.
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- Part 2 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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Kakashi has always prided himself on knowing what to do in a situation. He’s trained for it from a young age and, while some outcomes have been less than desirable at best and downright traumatic at worst, nothing has prepared him for this.
Love.
A first love to be exact.
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- Part 1 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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I really need to stop fucking him, Buggy thinks.
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Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025 by offensiveagentpie
Fandom Naruto (Anime & Manga)
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Sanji hooks up with his hot neighbor.
Things spiral from there.
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02 Feb 2026
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“Anyway,” Zoro continued amid Sanji’s silence, “I’m not going to die.”
Sanji made a scoffing sound. “You can’t just decide that, asshole,” he said, tying off the thread. He trailed his fingertips over the jagged seam, checking for any imperfections. “You can’t cheat death.”
“We’ll see.”
To Sanji, Zoro is an enigma. An infuriating one, but one he is drawn to nonetheless. For as much self-assurance Zoro appears to have, Sanji has about as much self-doubt. If he can just understand what goes on inside that mossy head of his, maybe he can figure a few things out about himself as well.
Discovering that there might be something other than rivalry brewing between them, is something Sanji isn't quite prepared for.
(Rated M for explicit language, canon-typical violence and sexual content for later chapters).
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20 Jan 2026
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Paradisio Grand Resort Welcomes YOU!
Held biannually, the Paradisio Grand Couples Retreat is a seven day intensive stay for couples from all walks of life at any stage of their journey. Relax, recharge, and regroup in the most scenic of locales, and prepare to reap the rewards of your dedication to the process in an abundance of love everlasting.“Gross."
Nami rolls her eyes and pushes the brochure back into his chest. “You’re going,” she says curtly.
Zoro barks a laugh and flips the brochure over, “Yeah okay, I’ll get right on that…”
“With Sanji.”
“Fuck off,” Zoro laughs again. When Nami’s expression doesn’t crack, his amused grin fades. “Fuck off.”
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02 Jan 2026
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Zoro has a system. Sanji has a secret. They make a deal to handle things together.
A canonverse BDSM AU.
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