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Kakashi eagerly buys the newest book written by Jiraiya.
Except ... the characters seem awfully familiar.
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- Part 4 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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So. The thing is …
Gai is strong.
(Who doesn’t want to read a fic of Kakashi being thirsty for his big, strong boyfriend? ;) )
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- Part 3 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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He thinks about Rin, about Obito. About both of their fathers, both gone for so long now and about the countless others that have come before and will come after.
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- Part 2 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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Kakashi has always prided himself on knowing what to do in a situation. He’s trained for it from a young age and, while some outcomes have been less than desirable at best and downright traumatic at worst, nothing has prepared him for this.
Love.
A first love to be exact.
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- Part 1 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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I really need to stop fucking him, Buggy thinks.
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Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025 by offensiveagentpie
Fandom Naruto (Anime & Manga)
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17 Mar 2026
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Through a strange sequence of events, Sanji finds himself at sex party. He’s accidentally given his royal guard aphrodisiac and had to collar him to stop people from trying to bed him, and no one seems to want to let him do his job. He’s not having a good night, but maybe he can make the most of it.
Day 3: Collar/Size Difference
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- Part 3 of Sanzo Week 2026
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17 Mar 2026
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Zoro’s attempts at satisfying his oral fixation with a random stranger get ruined by his captain. Sanji talks himself into a corner, but can he actually be as mean as Zoro wants?
Day 2 of Sanzo week 2026: Face-fucking/Subspace
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- Part 2 of Sanzo Week 2026
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17 Mar 2026
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“I know that fish have scales, can breathe underwater and taste incredible grilled with some lemon and rosemary! What the fuck are you talking about!?”
Zoro still stood in the doorway, stiff as a board, not quite able to look Sanji in the eyes.
“They, uh.. lay eggs.”
....Sanji finds out that his part fishman rival has some interesting fish qualities, and he's not one to back down from a challenge.
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10 Mar 2026
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After years away Kakashi returns to the village where he grew up to find that things are not as they once were.
For one, his childhood best friend and one-time rival, Maito Gai, has become the father of two children.
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09 Mar 2026