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Sanji hooks up with his hot neighbor.
Things spiral from there.
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02 Feb 2026
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“Anyway,” Zoro continued amid Sanji’s silence, “I’m not going to die.”
Sanji made a scoffing sound. “You can’t just decide that, asshole,” he said, tying off the thread. He trailed his fingertips over the jagged seam, checking for any imperfections. “You can’t cheat death.”
“We’ll see.”
To Sanji, Zoro is an enigma. An infuriating one, but one he is drawn to nonetheless. For as much self-assurance Zoro appears to have, Sanji has about as much self-doubt. If he can just understand what goes on inside that mossy head of his, maybe he can figure a few things out about himself as well.
Discovering that there might be something other than rivalry brewing between them, is something Sanji isn't quite prepared for.
(Rated M for explicit language, canon-typical violence and sexual content for later chapters).
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20 Jan 2026
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Paradisio Grand Resort Welcomes YOU!
Held biannually, the Paradisio Grand Couples Retreat is a seven day intensive stay for couples from all walks of life at any stage of their journey. Relax, recharge, and regroup in the most scenic of locales, and prepare to reap the rewards of your dedication to the process in an abundance of love everlasting.“Gross."
Nami rolls her eyes and pushes the brochure back into his chest. “You’re going,” she says curtly.
Zoro barks a laugh and flips the brochure over, “Yeah okay, I’ll get right on that…”
“With Sanji.”
“Fuck off,” Zoro laughs again. When Nami’s expression doesn’t crack, his amused grin fades. “Fuck off.”
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02 Jan 2026
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Zoro has a system. Sanji has a secret. They make a deal to handle things together.
A canonverse BDSM AU.
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15 Dec 2025
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04 Dec 2025
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To Court a Witch by royalmess
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
28 Oct 2022
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It started with a simple question: What's the nature of their professors' relationship? To say it snowballed from there would be a gross understatement. The answer is much more complex than the girls were anticipating.
A.k.a an exploration of witch courtship and tradition through the lens of young witches in the past and present.
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21 Nov 2025
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It wasn’t like that. Not really. It’s not like they were making out or anything. It wasn’t sexual. They were satisfying the occasional curiosity. Healthy, boyish curiosity. That’s all it was. Just getting ready for the real thing, for when it happened, you know? It wasn’t complicated. And it was definitely not driving them both up the fucking wall.
Aka, guys, is it gay if I jerk off my crewmate?
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30 Oct 2025
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29 Oct 2025
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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take so be like Sogeking and always shoot your shot by Hijikyra
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
17 Sep 2025
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“Oi shitty-cook! I bet I can defeat more marines than you!”
“Oh you’re on, shitty swordsman,” he says, pulling out another cigarette and taking a hurried drag before continuing. “And what will your punishment be when you inevitably lose?” he quips, eyes glimmering with humor at Zoro’s answering scowl.
“I don’t know,” Zoro shrugs, “Thought I could be your errand boy for the next three islands or something.”
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Zoro keeps challenging Sanji to bets and Sanji can't figure out his endgame.
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21 Oct 2025
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Tongue Like a Knife (Or in This Case, A Sword) by strawhatbougie
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
11 Jun 2024
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While the deep and dangerous voice of Pirate Hunter Zoro has made probably hundreds cower in fear, it made Sanji inexplicably and undeniably turned on. A horrifying realization that had him waving his own internal white flag time and time again before his knees gave out from embarrassment (or arousal, but he’d rather die than admit that).
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20 Oct 2025
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17 Oct 2025
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Pipsqueak by beefcakelesbian (beefbiffboeuf) for hockloogie
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
16 Oct 2025
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“To the right! Right!” Wicca squeals, her brows pinched as she huffs in frustration. She reaches for a fist of Zoro’s hair and yanks harshly, her tiny voice piercing his ears. “Why did you go left!”
“Do you ever shut up?” Zoro grouses, his lips dislodged from their place between Wicca’s thighs.
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- Part 3 of Jeztober | Kinktober 2025
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16 Oct 2025
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And like the cycle of the year, we begin again by katherynefromphilly
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
27 Nov 2016
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Set after the Merlin Series 5 Finale "Diamond of the Day".
Canon Compliant. In Character. Arthur Pendragon Returns.
Cover art by Lao-Pendragon------
For many long years Merlin waited.
For the other part of his soul, for the other half of his life. He was born to serve Arthur. So that meant he was also born to wait. Even if it took a thousand years. Even if the wait seemed never to end.
Until one day, suddenly, it did.
When Arthur stumbles from the Lake of Avalon 1,500 years after his death, he finds a world unlike the one he knew. Faced with the loss of everyone he loved, and the threat of impending prophecy, Arthur must learn what it means to be not just a king, but the Once and Future King. Merlin does all he can to guide him, even as he struggles to hide his love for his king, and his fear of losing him again.
Story includes sass, banter, horseplay, & True Love.
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- Part 1 of We Begin Again
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03 Oct 2025
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You could argue that Sanji has some issues around love. He loves to love! Being loved though...well. That's terrifying.
That's why this weird thing with Zoro is perfect.(Pseudo-companion to Not Special)
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- Part 2 of Why are they like that?
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12 Sep 2025
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The Strawhats are a group of huggers. And Zoro's fine with it. Except when it's the waiter.
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- Part 1 of Why are they like that?
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12 Sep 2025
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Footage Not Found by socksock
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
24 Apr 2025
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When a contestant drops out of the reality dating show Nami's producing, she has no choice but to convince Zoro to step in at the last minute.
Zoro's not here to make friends. He's not here to find love.
He accidentally does both anyway.
(Love is Blind!AU)
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11 Sep 2025
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In another life, Sanji likes to imagine they're together. In another life, Sanji likes to imagine they could be happy.
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28 Aug 2025
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“Hey there, handsome.”
The voice is female and the words mark the beginning of an interaction Zoro wishes he weren't about to have. “Sorry, lady, you're barking up the wrong tree.”
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When Zoro starts getting hit on by every woman in a ten foot radius, he doesn't handle it very well. When Sanji gets assigned to make sure he doesn't cause an incident, he doesn't handle that very well either.
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28 Aug 2025
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Lee spends a series of sleepless Konoha nights with Gaara, during which their friendship evolves into something more. Over letters and flowers, countries and seasons, their love comes into full bloom.
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27 Aug 2025
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All their roads have led them here.
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20 Aug 2025
