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Meet me at the intersection by lildraws (azra899), tucuxi
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
01 Dec 2024
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Umino Iruka regarded the man standing before his shop counter with what was probably poorly-veiled irritation.
"Yes, thank you," he said. "I know how a triple-layered chakra lock works."
Long years of experience kept Iruka's tone even: losing his temper meant losing customers, even if there weren't very many people in Konoha who did what he did.
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The canon-divergent au in which Iruka graduates the academy, does 3 D-rank missions, and then retires, because his leg was badly crushed in the kyuubi attack—so he re-trains as a locksmith and makes chakra-manipulated locks.
A story about systemic structural power imbalances between shinobi and civilians and the various ways in which expectations of physical strength and implicit ableism are detrimental to community trust. In which Iruka finds himself stuck between worlds, all because Sharingan Kakashi demanded the impossible, and Iruka made him a quadruple-layered chakra lock.
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28 May 2026
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Kakashi hears it first from Genma, who is whispering it to Anko while wringing his hands together.
Umino Iruka’s new interrogation technique is pulling Jonin from active duty. They're dropping like flies. Kakashi decides to see for himself what's so ground-breaking about it.
AKA: Wherein Kakashi is forced to acknowledge that he's not actually doing okay, all things considered.
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- English
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- 32,433
- Chapters:
- 7/10
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28 May 2026
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Iruka narrows his eyes and crosses his arms.
“Tell me why I’m here.”
“You need the money,” Kakashi says, brunt and cruel. “And I need a sugar baby.”
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- 4/4
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25 May 2026
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Iruka is being hunted in the woods outside Konoha.
By an infamous missing nin.
Kakashi Hatake.
Their confrontation - and conversation - is not what he expects.
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- Part 1 of Hunting Ghosts, Taming Monsters
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- English
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- 16/16
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- 183
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- 1,978
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22 May 2026
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Memories by decaf_kitty for EiennoSeizon
Fandoms: Naruto, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
29 Feb 2020
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Happily retired, in domestic bliss, life should be good for Kakashi. Unfortunately, however, he is currently being interrogated by an unknown hunter-nin going through his most precious memories.
As his world is displayed before him, he sees his life with Iruka and their long love affair. He grows desperate to reunite with his partner and decides he will return to Iruka, no matter what.
Inspired by the film, "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" (2004).
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22 May 2026
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Kakashi's got a secret. He's managed to keep it hidden since he was a child, with only the Hokage really aware of his weakness. But Tsunade's fed up with him, and is giving him a short amount of time to figure himself out. It's now or never.
He knows he can't do this alone anymore. He's ready to ask for help, but now the problem is the only person he trusts to help him is Umino Iruka, and Iruka openly does not like Kakashi one bit.
Oh, and he's also in love with Iruka, just to make things worse.
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All things were not possible, it was true, but suddenly, Iruka knew that this was.
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09 May 2026
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When Grammy needs an upgrade in care, Mike knows that the usual one-off gig as a paid submissive won't be enough. He takes a job he's been refusing for a while - a long-term, full-time contract.
He expects his client to be a sadistic asshole. He expects not to like it. He's wrong on both counts.
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- 98,695
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- 29/29
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15 Sep 2024
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When a badly burnt body wearing Iruka's dog tags is found just inside Fire Country's borders, Tsunade demands answers. Kakashi's tags are a heavy weight against Iruka's chest as he tells her about the relationship they've kept hidden for years, the one he'll have to start referring to in the past tense.
It isn't until he gets home that he notices something engraved on the charred metal of his tags: a coded, one-word message meant just for him. It's the only clue he has, not much to go on, but that won't stop him from doing everything he can to bring Kakashi safely home.
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14 Feb 2024
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While on an ANBU retrieval mission, Kakashi triggers a curse seal that leaves him without sight, hearing, or speech. On his own and a week's travel away from the village, he has no choice but to rely on an unknown Konoha-nin that he meets on the road to get him home safely.
That Konoha-nin is Iruka Umino, a freshly graduated genin, who may be even more lost than Kakashi is. But at least they're not alone.
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- 14/?
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14 Feb 2024
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Six horny months after his break up, Iruka is determined to find the perfect man. Must be tall, handsome and able to put the D in BDSM. Little does Iruka know, he's signing up for so much more than just trying out BDSM for the first time.
*No real connections to the book by the same title other than bdsm*
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- 30/30
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- 367
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- 1,818
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14 Feb 2024
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In which Hatake Kakashi somehow manages to become a touchstone for an ANBU hunter-nin and gets far more invested in the entire process than he intended to.
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- Part 1 of howl
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- 62,801
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- 29/?
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14 Feb 2024
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It could have been any number of things, really, that caused Hatake Kakashi to punch out the glass of Umino Iruka’s bedroom window at three in the morning and drag his half-dead carcass, blood pouring from his skin like sweat, across the ledge to collapse at the foot of the bed like a dog.
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- 10/10
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14 Feb 2024
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Suga says Daichi needs to rest his muscles.
(DaiSuga riding+fluff for the hq!! kink meme)
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31 Jan 2022
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In which Sugawara Koushi just so happens to belong to the .001% of guys Daichi might conceivably fall for, and it takes a confused third party for Daichi to realize it.
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- 2,958
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 189
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- 14,609
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- 98,755
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31 Jan 2022
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“Well,” Viktor says helplessly, because it’s all ruined now, “I was going to try and seduce you.”
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18 Jan 2022
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"I have no son to remember me," he says, and the thought fills him with grief and hope.
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18 Jan 2022
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Gai accidentally becomes first lady of Konoha.
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17 Jan 2022
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The life of a ninja is a dangerous one, doubly so if you belong to one of the lesser, smaller villages. When Waterfall is overrun by Rock, young Chūnin Umino Iruka is tasked to flee to Fire Country with his village's two most precious assets; their young prince, Shibuki, and the jinchūriki of the Shichibi, Fū. He's hardly surprised when Fire allows them to citizenship - the draw of a second jinchūriki is a strong incentive. Building a life in a new country is hard, but Iruka is determined to full fill his last mission as a Waterfall-nin; provide a happy, healthy home for his charges. Everything is going well - until he meets Uzumaki Naruto.
Suddenly, Iruka is a single father of three at sixteen, living with what has to be the strangest, rudest (and attractive) Alphas he's ever met; Hatake Kakashi.
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- Part 1 of A Different Path
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Not the fucking enemy, he tried to force his body to realize. Stand down. Kakashi bent to pick up his dropped groceries, even if it was only to avoid standing, stricken, next to his two unwitting near-victims. To catch his breath for a moment as he knelt.
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Kakashi's anxiety threatens to overwhelm him when he returns from a mission. Iruka makes some last-minute modifications to his lesson plan.