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Roach doesn’t fall asleep easily after sex. His mind whirs. It flashes between thoughts like light glints off his cooking knives. It bubbles like sourdough starter testing the boundaries of its container.
Kevin knows this. Because Roach told him. He let him in. Because they were shipmates first, then friends, then best friends.
And now, well.
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Feeling the beat of my heart, yeah, yeah by petrichorca for wardrobespierre
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Jan 2026
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An unexpected cat rescue interrupts Ed and Stede’s third date.
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let’s meet in the city where the rivers cross by petrichorca, SonoraWebster, yerbamansa
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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Recent divorcé Stede Bonnet and long-time Portland bar owner Ed Teach don't know each other, but they're on a collision course. It all starts with a clothing swap.
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Were-Ever You Go, There You Are by Butter_Ball, petrichorca, veeagainst
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Dec 2025
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Ed wonders why his new neighbor Stede keeps walking his dog at 3am. He gets kind of Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo about it but, like, more romantic.
Created for were-animal day for OFMD AUgust 2025.
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By the time they made it out of the crush of traffic fleeing the airport, there was exactly one hotel room left in the entire city—and they took it, because what other choice did they have?
Ed’s secret crush on his best friend Stede is put to the test when they’re stranded in a hotel room together, with a weird bathroom and only one bed.
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Podfuckery 2024 by 1happydaiz, adhduck, Baby_kraken, bizarrelittlemew, caribbeancrocs, cheesecake3, cheesecake3pods (cheesecake3), ClaireGregory, cochineal, darcylindbergh, Deanbird, depressionrobe, elky, emi_rose, fullofhope137, Gemagination, ghostalservice, happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Judysoranges, Kninjaknitter, littlefingies, LoopyDangerFrog, LyndziM, nomadsland, offsammich, Permanent_Ink, petrichorca, PilotPiratePods, SD_Ryan, shipmates, smallestchurch, Tipsy_Kitty, tragicallynerdy, veeagainst, with (cheesecake3), with (Tipsy_Kitty), xoxoemynn, YellowMustard, yerbamansa, Yourgentlemanpirate
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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It's a PODFUCKERY!
a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!
A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!
Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!
Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!
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Pez's pre-canon gentlebeard stories by Fidi, petrichorca
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jun 2025
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This is a collection of my fics where Ed and Stede meet earlier than canon events. I've done quite a few of them! They range from childhood to young adult to shortly before Stede, canonically, takes to the Revenge.
FYI if I collaborated with someone on a fic they are automatically listed as a co-creator of this series (with permission).
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missing scenes (in timeline order) by ferventrabbit, petrichorca, veeagainst
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Feb 2025
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I (petrichorca/Pez) have been writing missing scene fics for OFMD. They're not deliberately connected, because I just write when I feel the urge and they're self-contained stories, but I've put them in canonical timeline order here in case it's interesting to read my missing scenes like that!
Just an FYI: if I've collaborated with someone on a missing scene and added the fic(s) to this collection (with their consent), they're included as a co-creator on the series.
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What would you have me do, Captain? by This_Will_Be_Our_Year
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Mar 2024
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“I’m sorry if it’s weird, you know,” Stede whispers. “Getting terms and conditions from the crew.”
Ed sighs. “I don’t mind, really. Kind of nice to be taking orders instead of giving them for once.”
Stede hums thoughtfully.
“I never knew you felt that way,” he finally replies softly.
Ed hugs the pillow tighter. “Yeah, well. Can get exhausting. Hard to keep that up.”
“But you’re so good at it!” Stede fires back with conviction. “Everyone just falls in line when you’re around.”
Ed chuckles to himself. “Everyone but you, maybe.”
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Ed explores why he suddenly wants to give up control...especially with Stede. Takes place during Season 2, Episodes 4-6.
Bookmarked by petrichorca
27 Jan 2026
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What would you have me do, Captain? By This_Will_Be_Our_Year
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in faith i do not love thee with mine eyes, or: wait, what? by yerbamansa for fake_geek_boy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Jan 2026
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The crew gathers to watch their favorite weird nature documentary series and is surprised when they recognize some of the wildlife.
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Bookmarked by petrichorca
11 Jan 2026
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in faith i do not love thee with mine eyes, or: wait, what? by yerbamansa
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When the Pirates of the Caribbean Breaks Down, the Pirates Don’t Eat the Tourists (or do they?) by veeagainst for offsammich
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Jan 2026
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A Jurassic Park AU from an unexamined perspective
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11 Jan 2026
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When the Pirates of the Caribbean Breaks Down, the Pirates Don’t Eat the Tourists (or do they?) by veeagainst
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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Bookmarked by petrichorca
30 Dec 2025
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this one will bring you love by This_Will_Be_Our_Year
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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A year after his wife's death, Stede Bonnet is still struggling to get through each day as a single parent.
On paper, Ed Teach appears to be doing great, but after a string of bad breakups he decides to get some help with changing old habits.
When a scheduling mixup brings the two together, both of their lives are changed in ways that neither would have expected.
Bookmarked by petrichorca
17 Nov 2025
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this one will bring you love by This_Will_Be_Our_Year