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Prism just wanted to wrap up this assignment and go to lunch. Instead, Waterboy and Flambae just had to go and get turned into dogs, so she's left dogsitting. They're lucky she loves them.
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Herman doesn't have much a relationship with his dad, and for good reason. An unexpected voicemail leaves him on edge all day, and a chance encounter with Robert in the locker room brings things to a head. That doesn't mean the moment they share is all bad, though.
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It's an easy mission. It's just a water pipe burst. What could possibly go wrong for Waterboy?
(A lot. A lot can go wrong, and sometimes, that includes being stuffed in a walk-in freezer.)
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blissful reunion by phoenix_fire34
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
03 Nov 2025
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Amir has loved being realized, and he has loved the world of Hollywood, but success can be difficult – especially when he can’t win an award to save his life. The next time he comes home, you decide to try something new and pamper him the way he’s always pampered everyone else. (Or, you want to spoil Amir, which you do excellently, and decide to try blindfolds with some very interesting results.)
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A peek into the life of Napoleon Solo, resident witch, and Illya Kuryakin, resident werewolf, on the eve of the full moon.
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Perseverance, and the Many Ways It Haunts Us by phoenix_fire34
Fandom The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
10 Mar 2024
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"’Course it’s not. Coop's a thirty-eight. Unless she got herself that Red Ring shite in her feet too."
It's… for Coupé? Not… Flambae's niece? He feels - he's not sure of how he feels, actually.
(Well, ‘happy’ isn’t one of them, that’s for sure.)
Herman and Colm go shoe-shopping. As it turns out, Herm has some feelings about Coupé rejoining the Z-team… and maybe about his own place in it.
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- Part 1 of ‘Z’ Stands For Zenith
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03 Feb 2026
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Robert knows better than to judge a book by their cover. Herman is sweet, lovely, kind. But he is far from naive in the matters of pleasure or pain, and the dispatcher thinks it's about time he does something about it.
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- Part 6 of Watermech McFreak Anon Fics
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28 Jan 2026
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Waterboy and Royd have grown closer. Surpassing the boundries of coworkers quickly and slipping into an exciting dynamic. Royd puts Herm into sub space and helps him forget about all his worries, while preparing him to eventually take him whole.
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26 Jan 2026
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Robert receives a distress call on the dispatch line that has him driving across the city late at night. He finds out something about Herman that permanently alters the parameters of their work relationship.
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A deep dive into the psychological balm of BDSM.
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20 Jan 2026
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The doors swing open.
"S-sorry I'm late!"
Mandy holds back a sigh of relief, before turning to smile at the newcomer. "No worries, Waterboy. Take a seat and we'll… start…"
She blinks. Once, then twice. Then—
"Oh. Wow. You look—"
"You actually look fuckable, what the hell," Courtney wheezes, sounding just as stunned as Mandy feels. Neither notice the sound of Prism's phone shutter clicking multiple times.
((Waterboy gets the teenage movie makeover treatment via Prism; eventual Flambae/Waterboy))
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- Part 1 of the waterbae franchise
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Bookmarked by phoenix_fire34
18 Jan 2026