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12 Dec 2024
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In Neuem Lichte by seerosenblatt (rosesggu)
Fandoms: The Three Investigators | Die drei ??? - Various Authors
28 Nov 2023
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Es ist einfach. Nur eine Schulaufgabe, Bob soll eine Reportage über jemanden schreiben, der ihm wichtig ist. Aber wenn ihm plötzlich Dinge auffallen, die er vorher nie so ganz wahrgenommen hat, macht es das etwas herausfordernder.
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12 Dec 2024
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Tarnung by pointwhitmark
Fandoms: The Three Investigators | Die drei ??? - Various Authors
25 Nov 2023
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Sie verfolgten einen Verdächtigen durch ein Gewerbegebiet. Es war mitten in der Nacht. Außer ihnen drei war niemand unterwegs. Unter diesen Umständen war es nicht einfach, unauffällig zu bleiben. Dementsprechend müssen sie kreativ werden.
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- Part 8 of Reigen II
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11 Dec 2024
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Billig und willig by Milopoli
Fandoms: The Three Investigators | Die drei ??? - Various Authors
23 Aug 2024
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Peter trifft beim Feiern auf einen attraktiven Kerl, der ihm sofort den Kopf verdreht.
Doch Bob sieht nicht nur gut aus, er kann auch verdammt gut küssen.
Weiß Peter, worauf er sich einlässt?Bookmarked by probably_ineffable
09 Dec 2024
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Lupenreine Idee (116 Codename Cobra) by VelvetGreen17
Fandoms: The Three Investigators | Die drei ??? - Various Authors
13 Jul 2024
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Bob schenkt Peter eine Lupe. Dieser erkundet damit ein ganz besonderes Objekt.
Oder auch: Peter deduziert. Was kann da schon schiefgehen? ;)Series
- Part 4 of Verlorene Fragmente
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15 Nov 2024
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Bingo für Idioten by flower_flora, thewindkind
Fandoms: The Three Investigators | Die drei ??? - Various Authors
16 Dec 2023
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Eigentlich wollte Bob nur nicht mit dem furchtbaren Bruder seines exzentrischen Chefs verkuppelt werden. So erschien es ihm nur natürlich, von seiner definitiv echten und existierenden Beziehung mit einem gewissen Peter Shaw zu berichten. Dass diese Notlüge darin resultierte, Peter mit zu einer Betriebsreise nehmen zu müssen, hatte er nicht mitbedacht.
Peter dachte eigentlich, dass er die Tage, in denen er in Bob verknallt war, hinter sich gelassen hat. Und dann kommt Bob um die Ecke und bittet ihn, für fünf Tage seinen Fake-Freund zu spielen. Super. Was sollte da schon schief gehen?
AKA: Was passiert, wenn Floras Chaos-Peter und Chris’ Grübel-Bob aufeinandertreffen. Viel Spaß.
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19 Oct 2024
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Schein und Sein by VelvetGreen17
Fandoms: The Three Investigators | Die drei ??? - Various Authors
14 Nov 2024
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Die Ermittlungen der drei Fragezeichen machen einen Undercover-Einsatz von Peter und Bob nötig. Dieser fördert mehr zu Tage als die beiden erwartet hätten. Slash! What else? ;)
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Four times having a governor module fucking sucked, plus one time [REDACTED: FILE MISSING].
(Or: Murderbot has Emotions for 8,000 words. ART tries to help. So does Dr. Mensah, but like, in a decidedly less assholish way.)
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28 Jun 2024
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Without a cubicle to reset its endocrine system, Murderbot goes into heat. Gurathin would normally be the last person it would turn to for the kind of help it now needs, but he smells so good.
With him, at least I wasn't at risk of anything emotionally complicated.
MIND THE TAGS <3
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- Part 1 of If Statements 'verse
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10 Jun 2024
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Down In a Hole by NightShadeArtEmporium
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Sep 2019
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Forgive me, Almighty, for I have sinned.
“Did you say something?” Crowley asked, bringing the glass to his lips.
“N-no. Of course not,” Aziraphale lied, a tight smile on his face.
Suddenly, a beam of light fell on the both of them, and the soft, musical voice of God spoke. “He said he’s a sinner, Crowley. He’s been a bad boy. You should punish him.”
Aziraphale and Crowley lock eyes, tension now so thick you could cut it with a knife. “What?” They both stutter out, absolutely flabbergasted.
“You heard me.” God said, before the light disappeared.
Crowley grinned from ear to ear before draining his glass of wine. “Well, you heard the Almighty.”Series
- Part 1 of Switches Bitches
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19 May 2024
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Comfort Me with Apples: For I Am Sick of Love by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2024
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"You know what this is?" he asks, somehow doubtful and hopeful at the same time.
"Course I do! You're just a little randy. Quick spot of onanism will fix you right up," he says with what is possibly too much confidence for someone who's never directly experienced either thing, but Aziraphale seems like he needs to borrow a whole heap of confidence at the moment.
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A pair of ineffable, Eden-era turbo virgins get exposed to sex pollen.
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15 May 2024
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The Co-pilot by beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
09 May 2024
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“Pretty little angel bringin’ his mate up for a shag. I wonder how long he’s been thirsting for ‘im. Tell me, d’you want this somewhere, hm?” He rocked into the crease at the top of Az’s thigh and Az’s head spun with the length of the bulge—as many times as he’d pictured Tony’s naked body, he’d never spared much thought to the size of him, but it seemed those thoughts were about to go ahead and think themselves now whether he asked them to or not.
An un-English heatwave, a few open shirt buttons and the demonic entity possessing an innocent Londoner conspire to make long-time friends Az and Tony finally get over themselves and bone.
Tony’s held back for years because of the demon in his head that sometimes takes the wheel when he looks away. But with enough encouragement from an Az too work-weary and off-balance to keep his hands to himself, he might as well just hand the controls over. And maybe a surplus demonic presence in the bedroom isn’t the complication you’d expect?
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- Part 1 of The Co-pilot AU
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10 May 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley have had an ‘arrangement’ for centuries, but Aziraphale has decided that the time has come to profess his love. He’s been planning to do it at the ball, but while he’s in Edinburgh, he decides that maybe it’ll be easier if they’re not face to face.
There are a couple of false starts, but they get there fairly soon.
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03 Mar 2024
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You tickle my heart in the funniest ways by Silvernightwalker
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Feb 2024
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Crowley wants to have the discussion everyone's been waiting for, but his lovely angel actually changes that plan completely. By starting a a tickle war. The holiest of the holiest
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23 Feb 2024
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A Dirty Dive Bar by vampiremama
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Feb 2024
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Aziraphale finds himself in a bar he would never normally step into. The drinks are bad, but things are looking up when a tall, dark, and handsome stranger comes to sit next to him.
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16 Feb 2024
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To Shreds by demonsandpieohmy
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Feb 2024
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“Sorry I haven’t had a chance to change yet,” Crowley said. “Just got back from a job.”
Aziraphale was speechless as Crowley walked up to him and took the wine bottle from his hand, fingers brushing lightly over his. “I’ll go grab us some glasses,” Crowley said. When he turned to walk away, Aziraphale almost discorporated on the spot. The see-through lace continued all the way down his back, a line of buttons tracing his spine and ending just above the curve of his pert arse.
He looked over his shoulder and crooked a finger to beckon Aziraphale. “You coming?”
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Crowley has a pretty new dress, and Aziraphale wants to ruin it. Featuring NSFW art by Elenthya.
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- Part 1 of Wardrobe Malfunction
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15 Feb 2024
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After Aziraphale's West End debut was nearly ruined by Furfur's espionage attempt, Aziraphale gets to thinking about if Heaven may also be watching them, and decides it best that he go search for any evidence against them. Crowley will only allow Aziraphale to go on one condition: Crowley comes along.
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Crowley accompanies Aziraphale on a trip upstairs, but he has entirely ulterior motives.
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12 Feb 2024
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Redacted by SecretlyWingedPhantom (NoraStVincent)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Feb 2024
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Crowley learns that Aziraphale has been redacting anything of sexual nature that crosses his path. It’s time for that to end, and for the demon to give him a few, er, lessons on how to, ah, handle himself.
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03 Feb 2024
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Crowley can multiply himself but the clones can really only execute one order and don't have any mind of their own.
Aziraphale thinks that might have some uses in the bedroom.
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26 Jan 2024
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Car Keys by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Jan 2024
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[Based on an art by vavoom_sorted_art]
Set in Season 2 episode 3, when Muriel shows up at the bookshop and Crowley and Aziraphale have a word "in private".
Crowley has always done everything for Aziraphale, obeyed his every wish. Aziraphale wants the keys to the Bentley, and this time Crowley wants something in return.
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24 Jan 2024