Gifts for roachpatrol
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这不是什么高明复杂的计划，甚至不算是什么阴险狡诈的计划。Master才刚刚寻回了Doctor被那个亚裔孩子偷走的一袋子随笔杂记，他发现里面还有一个皱巴巴的白色小包，打开一看，装满了小小的糖果。
Series
- Part 1 of 马刀翻译-系列1
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 6,685
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 381
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Old Friends by periferal for roachpatrol
Fandoms: Magic School Bus, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Jan 2019
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May Parker and Olivia Octavius have a history.
Valerie Frizzle is too busy for this shit.
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The Dolorosa escaped the brooding caverns, raised a mutant troll in the wilderness, and organized a wildly successful interplanetary rebellion against the Condesce— and now some pathetically arrogant little pirate queen thinks she's got any chance of being in charge, just because Porrim's in chains and Aranea's in the captain's chair.
Or: in which the Dolorosa uses Mindfang against every highblood who sent her son to the flogging jut.-Extra scenes added 19/09/2015
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Kankri warns Karkat about Porrim's heartbreaking ways, but Karkat doesn't buy it. As far as he's concerned, she's Kanaya's cool older sister who's willing to go see the latest romcoms with him.
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A prompt from roachpatrol: Imagine Karkat being mean to Dirk like he’s mean to Dave, because Karkat assumes all Striders are tough and flippant and never give a shit what he thinks. But actually Dirk has never in his life had anyone actually yell at him so he actually and involuntarily and to everyone’s horror starts to cry.
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"when he finds out cronus is passionately musical he’s sure the emotion he experiences is contempt.
(he wonders if he’d ever have sounded like that, if he’d lived as long, and in as soft a world)" -Roachpatrol -
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Tyler Peterson is your host. A controller. You are Tarra four-seven-three. A reasonably good Yeerk computer engineer.
or: The last day in an extra's life
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Hide the Nub Protector by blooper_boy for roachpatrol, urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jul 2013
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Long ago, but not so long that the so long ago that the sea dwellers have forgotten, the gods of Law and Mischief decided to play a game of Hide the Nub Protector. This went about as well as could be expected.
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You don’t remember the last time you cried like this. You bawl until you’re hoarse and shaking and you don’t dare lift your head because you are a fucking mess. Whoever it is—who is it, damnit?—thrums low in their squawkblister and holds you, and you press your ear to their chest and let the sound fill up your head. It’s been so long since anyone hugged you, you can barely believe it’s even happening; you don’t want to move in fear that it will stop.
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You'd thought your master's hive was grand, but it's nothing compared to the Imperial Palace. The building rears up before you, sweeping arches and high towers, black stone ornamented with garnet-colored tile. The banners snapping in the wind are brighter, though, a red so bright it looks unnatural: the banners of the Scarlet Emperor, newly risen, the first of his blood since the Signless Sunderer tore down the old empire and built the new one a thousand sweeps ago. Every noble in the Empire is coming to the Capital tonight, bringing gifts to demonstrate their allegiance and beg the new Emperor's favor.
Your master is bringing you.
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The Only Recipe For Revolution You'll Ever Need by roachpatrol for roachpatrol
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Jan 2013
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Eridan Ampora is according to primary sources ‘a loser’ and is composed out of alternating layers of ‘fucking awful’ romantic, fashion, and life decisions. Two thirds (2/3) of those elements are not in evidence. The remaining 1/3 element is why you and your co-heistmember are hunkered down in a condemned Chiba City sleeping pod complex, contemplating a significant mutual dearth of pants attribute.
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A NSFW image featuring Porrim, Mindfang, and Aranea. Enjoy!
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Gearbox (The Won't Miss a Piece Remix) by neveralarch for roachpatrol
Fandoms: Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
16 Apr 2012
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“How does the TARDIS work?” asks Ace.
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Moirails are supposed to calm each other down. But when sex is what it takes to relax you, the lines between pale and flushed start to blur.
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It’s funny that the language of the wind is the Eldritch tongue and that Rose is the only one on Earth who can understand you. Then again, you're the only one she can ask to do this.
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cope
1 [kohp]coped, cop·ing.
verb (used without object)
1. to struggle or deal, especially on fairly even terms or with some degree of success (usually followed by with ): I will try to cope with his rudeness.
2. to face and deal with responsibilities, problems, or difficulties, especially successfully or in a calm or adequate manner: After his breakdown he couldn't cope any longer.
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Crazy For You (The Butterfly Room Remix) by aralias for roachpatrol
Fandoms: Doctor Who (1963)
19 Apr 2011
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It had been a brilliant plan, a complicated and extremely devious plan. It had been the type of plan he might well have thought better of if he'd had time to form a personality distinct from that of his predecessor, but he hadn’t.
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The Condesce, living her life as Betty Crocker, comes across the children fated to bring about her downfall and begins forming an unexpected attachment.