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Astrological analysis of Harry Potter's natal chart. Canon Birthday, speculative birth time.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter Astrology
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Dear Steve Kornacki by bluegeekEM, saltkettle
Fandoms: Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US)
26 Jan 2021
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More Steve Kornacki and Leslie Jones appreciation in the form of a filk based off “Dear Theodosia”
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- Part 7 of Bitten By The Filk Bug
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Harry Potter and the History of Magic by saltkettle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2017
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Third Year. Harry Potter runs away. He is intercepted almost immediately by Cornelius Fudge. What if a little quirk of magic ability had prevented that meeting? What if Harry spent the summer before third year thinking he was a criminal on the run?
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Random art for Check Please! Crossposted from my tumblr.
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Fanart for "this ocean is yours, and mine" by saltkettle
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
22 Jun 2016
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“That’s not really who I am though,” Luke says, abruptly uncomfortable, re-buttoning his Nehru jacket just for something to do with his hand. “It’s a pen name, not a persona.”
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Bitten By The Filk Bug by blackglass, bluegeekEM, carboncopies, olive2read, saltkettle, sPODghetti (RainingPrince), TheLordOfLaMancha
Fandom Among Us (Video Game), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US), Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Sherlock (TV), The Martian (2015), The Martian - All Media Types, The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Video Blogging RPF, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Sep 2025
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This is a collection of filk that were either recorded or written by BluegeekEM.
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After five months of his ED residency, Dennis has noticed a... peculiarity in the way Robby treats him compared to the other residents. Luckily for him, he might get some answers during one very not-so-great shift. Unfortunately for him, he has to suffer through it first.
Takes place a little over a year after Season 1.
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25 Jan 2026
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Darnell nodded, glancing over Robby like he was trying to place him in the hierarchy of important to ignorable and it could go either way. "What's this?"
"MSF FNG," Jack shot back. Whatever that meant, he sounded amused.
Darnell scoffed and looked to Robby, expression going decidedly unimpressed. "Oh, yeah? You here to find yourself? Have an adventure? Do something hard?" he asked, each question more mocking than the last.
And there was that question again, like it was haunting Robby. He stifled his instinct to bite back and kept it simple: "I'm here to help."
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12 Jan 2026
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A Wolf at the Door by calliphaea
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
11 Jan 2026
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Benjen stares down at the boy, and Ned feels both a weight lifted off him, and a great pain in his chest.
Promise me, Ned.
The promise belongs to Benjen now.
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15 Dec 2025
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“You had a handful of pills. Why did you have a handful of your pills in your palm?”
Jack blinks slowly. Why is Kent so upset? Does he not feel like the room is closing in on him? Because Jack could swear that it is right now. “I needed everything to be quiet for a second. It’s so loud in here.”
Kent’s mouth trembles in fear. “Jack, it’s silent in here. You’re scaring me.”
Jack flops back against the toilet tank and groans. “My head, Kenny, crisse. It’s loud in here.” He waves at his face, and that’s when Kent seems to get it. “’S just ‘cause the draft is tomorrow.”
“I don't give a shit about the draft right now Jack,” Kent says, his voice low and serious. “You were about to kill yourself.”
Or: Five minutes earlier than he would have otherwise, Kent finds Jack. Then, he and Jack find themselves.
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24 Nov 2025
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