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Revenge of the Dish by ashspren, sconelover
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
28 Jan 2026
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Henry is a chef and posts serious, educational culinary content on TikTok. Alex is also a chef and posts… not educational content on TikTok. Alex thinks Henry is stuffy and pretentious. Henry thinks that whatever Alex is doing to tomatoes is, frankly, offensive.
They’ve never met (and they have no desire to)—until their public banter is labeled as problematic. The only reasonable solution? A collab video, of course. What could go wrong?
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Undredal is a charming village. Nestled among the remote fjordlands of Norway, surrounded by steep cliffs and glassy water, it’s like something out of a fairytale. (One could even call it magical.)
But Undredal has been harbouring a big secret—and it’s not the amazing goat cheese.
Baz Pitch doesn’t know it, but he’s about to find out what it is.
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An AU where Ebb got to Simon before the Mage could and ran off to Norway. The World of Mages was never the same.
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Creating an eighth-year spell isn't exactly Simon Snow's top priority, but maybe he can kill two birds with one stone: pass his exams, and keep a watchful eye on Baz.
It's not as if his magic ever goes wrong. It's not like this might have consequences...
Written for the Erotic Grope Fest 2023!
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Any Way The Dice Roll by abbynormalj, sconelover
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
14 Jun 2022
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In Watford University’s TRPG society, Shepard pitches a “midwestern gothic” themed Dungeons & Dragons Campaign. There are vampires, tractors, magic goats, and shitty college dive bars. Simon and Penny are playing forgotten folk heroes from their last campaign, wondering what happens next. Simon and Baz don’t know that they’re
flirtingI mean playing with each other. Agatha and Niamh are just chilling.Subscribe for weekly campaign updates!
Glossary can be found in the work endnotes.
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Supervillains Snow and Pitch are two of the most terrifying overlords in The City. Their goal? Capture Stormchaser, an incessantly cheerful hero with a penchant for the colour purple. There's just one problem: they keep foiling each other's plots.
This time is the last straw. Each villain brainstorms an ingenious plan to get the other out of their way.
(Little do they know, they've both come up with the same one.)
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“Sweetheart,” says Lance, his hair longer, his shoulders broader, the slope of his nose uneven now where it didn’t used to be, “you don’t know the half of it.”
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16 Mar 2024
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Ed's minding his business when the new neighbor's kid comes around holding a human puppet. It's creepy as hell, but as soon as the kid's father rounds the corner, Ed doesn't mind.
ETA: Podfic available here from Kninjaknitter my darling dearest
“Hello,” says the strangest voice Ed’s ever heard, jolting him out of his reverie, sending his heart speeding into chaos.He opens his eyes and he’s staring straight at a stuffed animal in the shape of a human person. It is bald with a tiny hat and too-big eyes and it wears a blue shirt and a name tag that says Jeffy in the sort of scrawl normally reserved for words written in blood.
A puppet, he realizes several seconds beyond when it would have been appropriate to respond.
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Bookmarked by sconelover
02 Aug 2023
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"Suki," he says, muffled. "Suki, tell me to stop crushing on the hot single dad at work."
Suki doesn't look up from painting her nails. "Go out and bag yourself a DILF, babe."
Zuko's insistence that it's him and his kid against the world is being seriously tested by Izumi's new teacher.
Sokka's determination to ignore hot parents is waning more and more as he gets to know the single dad of the new kid.
Everyone else is just waiting for them both to get their acts together.
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- Part 1 of a subtle electric fire (asef-verse)
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Lighthouse Bookshop had been there seemingly since time immemorial. Over forty years at that spot, sitting proud, a beacon at the heart of the community, and when the old owner decides to sell, it's the perfect vessel for Stede's odd restlessness.
And the building is connected to a famous cocktail bar run by a mad genius behind the stick.
One problem: Stede's still married.
ETA: Podfic available thanks to the inimitable KninjaKnitter at this link
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- Part 1 of sleeves touching sleeves
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Bookmarked by sconelover
18 Dec 2022
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I have read one chapter. already obsessed
THIS IS INCREDIBLY GOOD.
Closing remarks are that this is probably my favorite OFMD fic and one of the best fics I’ve ever read hands down -
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"Hey." Ed reaches across because it's the only thing that feels right. He grasps Stede's wrist and smoothes the pad of his thumb across his knuckles. Stede stops fiddling with his ring and looks up at him, wide-eyed. "This isn't Captain shit. This is God shit. Are you God?"
The room is blank with silence.
Gently, Ed repeats, "Are you God, Stede?"
Stede's voice is thin and high when he answers, "I'm not God."
"And is God here, in this room?"
Comically, Stede looks around like he might find God perched on the edge of his desk, or pulling books from his shelves to examine the spines.
"He's not," Stede concedes.
"That's right, mate. Stupid bugger doesn't associate himself with pirates."
Or: The Revenge has been becalmed for six days. Ed has bigger things to worry about, like sharks and being in love.
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Bookmarked by sconelover
01 Dec 2022