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Retired huntsman Rook Hunt lives a quiet life in the outskirts of town with nothing but his sheep for company. But whispers in town of black sickness on trees and animal carcasses are growing louder, and when a stranger turns up on his doorstep, Rook realizes he can no longer ignore them. The hunt begins, but this time, Rook is not the predator.
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Kites are free to soar higher and higher, untethered. But some people ground themselves in fear that letting themselves fly also means dooming themselves to fall.
Kalim is selfish, afraid; the price of cowardice is not one that only the coward pays.
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simple things that open doors by shwarbage
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
24 Sep 2025
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After a demon battle leaves you injured, you realize the road to recovery is fraught with a very flamboyant and insistent Uzui Tengen.
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It was your birthday, and so it was only natural that Kalim threw you the biggest party of your life. Things get hectic and you end up leaving to get some fresh air. Leona is right behind you—to give you your gift of course!
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solids, stripes, and dimmed lights by shwarbage
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Jul 2025
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Eddie and Volt invite you to play pool with them and you are determined to win. Balls are pocketed, clothes are abandoned, and sparks fly.
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And this tale as old as time.
In a desperate bid to research more about a certain legendary rose with medical benefits to treat your ailing father, you enter the abandoned castle of legends, in the northern forests of Sumeru. What you find there is astonishing— talking household objects and a reclusive, mysterious man— but the secrets that lie beneath are even more startling.
[A very loosely-inspired Beauty and The Beast AU]
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24 Sep 2025
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Together, they must infiltrate a frozen criminal empire, maintain their "perfect marriage" cover, survive one (1) bed, and absolutely not fall in love.
Too bad they're already doomed on all four counts.
“Undercover operation: Married Couple.” He felt the words before him be processed. A weird, unexpected fluttery heat gathered up in his ribs – a strange, nervous itching tickle that was there and gone in a blink, but utterly unmistakable. Marriage? Us?
In Tundratown, Nick and Judy uncover a web of money laundering, interspecies conspiracies, and the deadly Unity Serum. Their bond is tested in ways neither expected. Trust, love, and survival hang by a single thread.
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- Part 1 of Zootopia Works
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12 Dec 2025
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Kageyama Tobio is a professional racing driver, the new rookie sensation who's about to take home the Piston Cup in his first year.
But a race run recklessly leads to an unprecedented three-way tie, and a tie breaker race is set for a week's time. On the way to the International Speedway, Kageyama gets lost, and ends up crashing into Karasuno Springs - a small country town in the middle of nowhere, ruining their main road in the process. Forced to stay and fix it, Kageyama feels the whole thing is a waste of time, until he meets the town's handyman - Hinata Shouyou, a local dirt track racer.
They're very different, but a shared passion for racing draws Kageyama in, as he tries to work out why Hinata is just a handyman in the first place despite his talent for racing. And over the course of the week he ends up discovering that maybe there's more to life than winning races all by himself.
(A racing AU; based on the story of Pixar's Cars, but everybody is human.)
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- Part 1 of Highway Verse
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18 Jul 2024
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Your bed breaks. It takes a while to put it back together. You can't bring yourself to mind.
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13 Aug 2023
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"It's simple," Leona pushes off from the fence he was leaning against, in the back of your mind you're impressed that Ramshackle's gate didn't collapse from the weight of the lion in front of you and at the same time you wish it did just to see his handsome, smug face falter for just a second.
"You stay at my place for a few days over break. Catch is, you have to do anything I tell you to do. Whatever you decide, I'm leaving tomorrow morning with or without you, so ya better figure it out, mousey."
You glare at his back as he nonchalantly walks away, and sigh. Are you really desperate enough to depend on Leona Kingscholar again?
...Yes. Yes, you are.
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Ramshackle's prefect is (again) homeless for a few days.
They should be grateful for the offer to stay at the Sunset Savanna with Leona. But their feelings towards the upperclassman are... Complicated.
Leona is worse off. He just wants to see the calm, collected prefect finally break and be honest about how they feel. Nothing more than that.
Spring Break away from Night Raven College will be interesting this year.Series
- Part 2 of ETLT-Verse