16 Bookmarks by snoopyfastico

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    Occam’s razor is the problem-solving principle that suggests that the simplest explanation is usually the best one. Suzan Yang had used this idea when putting together the pieces of the mystery of Peter Parker and arrived at the obvious conclusion. He must be a male escort.

    When Betty Brandt told the acadec team this theory, at first, they laughed. Stopped for a moment of consideration and collectively looked out the window. Peter was running down Midtown’s stairs to an Audi R8, with his top few shirt buttons undone and designer sunglasses across his face. They watched a large guy in a suit step out the car and attempt to tame Parker’s curly mop before pushing him in the backseats. A moment of silence lasted as the car drove away before the entire academic decathlon team dragged in a breath and realised, “huh. This explains everything.”

     

    OR Peter Parker never tells anyone about Spiderman. Or his internship. Or his photography job. Or faking being an escort. Obviously according to Parker luck everything goes tits up.

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    Written for the prompt, 'Clint's been obsessed with Natasha since long before he ever laid eyes on her'. (Originally posted on livejournal.)

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    Skyenet is one of the best hackers in the world, but nobody knew who she was. Tony was determined to change that.
    Quake was a small-time local vigilante until she stopped a bank robbery with a new distortion weapon Shield wants and sends Natasha and Clint to acquire.
    Daisy was just a teenage jogger until Steve sees bruises on her face and gets concerned.

     

    It would have really helped all four Avengers if someone had told them they were all looking for the same person.

     

    In which Jarvis gets a date, Tony gets hacked, Clint goes on a trip down memory lane, Steve stress bakes, certain AIs gain sentience, certain programmers don't sleep, and Daisy doesn't think before she speaks, not necessarily in that order.

     

    I've borrowed a character from Agents of Shield, and it contains spoilers for season 2, but you don't have to have watched Agents of Shield to understand this fic.

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    13 May 2022

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    Spider Woman is everything Penny Parker is not.

    Spider Woman is brave and strong and confident.
    Penny Parker is small and jumpy and has panic attacks in the bathrooms.
    Spider Woman talks incessantly.
    Penny Parker hasn't said a single word since she walked into school four years ago with haunted eyes and bruises circling her neck.
    Spider Woman stops bad things from happening.
    Penny Parker can barely make it through each day.

    Spider Woman is everything Penny Parker is not, so how can they be the same person? Even Penny can't explain it, she just knows that for the first time in a long, long time, she isn't helpless anymore.

    But then she gets an internship at Stark Industries, and Tony Stark starts taking an interest in Penny Parker.
    And then Natasha Romanoff starts taking an interest in Spider Woman and this Really Wasn't Part Of The Plan.

    But Spider Woman can talk and Penny Parker can't, so surely even they can't work it out...right?

     

    Rating is for mentions of past rape and present trauma.

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    Just a bunch of one-shots revealing how Peter Parker isn't your average high schooler.

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    13 May 2022

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    Chapter 6 is great and sad

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    Just a series of barely connected (almost all of the time not at all) one shots of Peter Parker's friends (and Peter Parker) questioning his very, VERY poor life choices.

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    13 May 2022

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    I love the first one-shot

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    13 May 2022

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    Crashing at Matt's results in the group finding out that their local blue and red vigilante has a girlfriend, MJ. A surprise, of course. After all they dont know shit about his life except the fact that he likes Wade's shitty jokes. There's one problem though, his girlfriend sounds........a little young, lets say. And well as we all know, nobody likes pedophiles.

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    Btw, Peter is not a pedophile, Jesus fucking Christ, no.

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    MJ still remembers Ned’s initial disbelief when Peter—infamous for missing class back in sophomore year, suspended for two weeks freshman year—finished his bit of the group write-up four days early. The work was perfect, and so was Ned's chemistry grade. After that it was Peter this, Peter that, Peter parted the Red Sea, it’s true, MJ, I was there; I saw it. MJ, hey, are you listening?

    Then Ned says, “We should invite Peter to join AcaDec.”

     

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    peter isn’t rock bottom on midtown’s social ladder; he’s underground. friendless, rumoured to get into street fights. ned declares him bestie material anyway, and mj catches feelings.

    she also meets tony stark(?) in foodtown, of all places, and makes a spider-man(??) sighting.

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    There were only four medical specialists named Dr. Cho currently working in New York. One was the Geneticist working for The Avengers, one worked with infants and babies, one was a veterinarian, and one was a Pediatric oncologist.

    Peter wouldn’t be going to see an Avengers-level Geneticist. He definitely wouldn’t be going to see a baby or animal doctor, so that left the Pediatric Oncologist.

    The cancer doctor.

     

    Or, Somehow, while trying to keep both his internship and Spider-Man a secret, Peter has managed to convince his whole school that he is dying of cancer.

     

    Or, Peter Parker is weird, and the other students think they’ve figured out why.

    They haven’t.

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    11 May 2022

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    08 Jan 2022

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    This series is awesome!!! Fully recommend it, it's angsty and hilarious. Irondad, Natasha being a role model, Captain America PSAs, Wanda and Peter friendship, MJ being awesome and a great bro, Ned too. I love everything about it

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    Apart from himself and MJ, there were four other heartbeats in the store. The fourth heartbeat was soft, and barely detectable, a little thump-thump-thump sound, inaudible, and it was…

    It was coming from MJ. There were two heartbeats.

     

    There were two heartbeats.

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    Clint, Laura and Natasha: a family's journey, and the long (and sometimes winding) road to love.

    [Reading order:]

    i. i love only that which they defend (pre avengers until age of ultron)
    ii. til the clocks run down (pre avengers until age of ultron -- can be read independently but does slot into IOLTWTD specifically in regards to scene placement, timing, and assumed character knowledge)
    iii. for the half of ourselves we have lost (post age of ultron, pre/post civil war)
    iv. how to feel a tranquil life (post infinity war)
    v. moments [the world can't stop us] (timestamps for clint, nat and laura for this universe, can be read independently of previous three stories)

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    31 Mar 2021

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    With a sharp exhale, he got up from his seat and walked over to the bar, Sabrina’s eyes following him with a silent incredulity all the while. He continued his story even as he fixed himself a stronger drink than he would have liked. “A small favor, come to think of it. He asked for a child. He and Diana were trying for years, but no spell or potion could give them what they wanted. I thought it simple enough. I mean, Father sent my brothers to bless humans with children all the time."

    His face soured as he emptied the glass in one gulp.

    “It wasn’t like that, though.” He had a grim look to him as he sank back down to his seat across from her. “I soon realized that I didn’t have the same gifts as Amenadiel. I couldn’t channel the divine light of life the way he could. But…Edward was relentless, and I was, too. After all, the Devil never left a favor ungranted. So in the end, I did give him a child.”

    Sabrina held her breath as the next words were softly uttered from his mouth.

    “I gave him mine.”


    In which Sabrina Spellman goes to L.A. to escape Greendale's witches and demons and magic, only to end up with a devilish father, angelic uncle, and very confused detective in the process.

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