1 - 20 of 1,657 Bookmarks by standoffishyeah
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
”You’re the only man I’ve ever been with,” Porsche said when Kinn wasn’t budging.
“And I’ll be the last,” Kinn replied, staring so intensely Porsche felt goosebumps erupt all over his body.
“Well, yes,” Porsche agreed, because there was no arguing with that. “So it means you’re my only opportunity to finger someone’s ass.”
“Charming,” Kinn snorted. “And I’m not your only opportunity, you can finger your own ass.”
Porsche rolled his eyes. “It’s not the same and you know it. Please, Kinn. For me?”
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
04 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“I haven’t seen you here before, are you new?”
Porsche blinks at him, because it’s quite a bizarre thing to say. “Um, no. At least I don’t think so.”
It earns him a cocked eyebrow in response. “So you have been here before?”
“A few times,” Porsche answers and shrugs his shoulders. He sometimes comes for a free drink from Jom, and to eat the exceptionally good finger food that just lays on the bar for everyone to enjoy. He usually comes during the day, when it’s not as busy as it is right now. “I’m usually here earlier on.”
“Ah,” the man hums, like it makes perfect sense. “So how much do you take for a night?”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,795
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 278
- Kudos:
- 3,555
- Bookmarks:
- 872
- Hits:
- 63,678
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
04 Feb 2026
-
push and pull by Martynax
Fandoms: รักโคตรร้ายสุดท้ายโคตรรัก | KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
03 Sep 2022
Tags
Summary
"Look,” Big says, finding enough strength in his body to do this. “You don’t have to worry about me trying anything. You don’t have to tell me that Kinn is yours.” He assumes that that’s what Porsche is trying to do. “I know my place. All those years I spent working for Khun Kinn I never stepped a foot out of place and I’m not going to do it now. We don’t have to acknowledge my… feelings for him. Let’s just act like they don’t exist, okay? Let’s ignore them. That’s what I always did, what I will continue to do. I’m not delusional, I know that I mean nothing to him, all I am is a replaceable bodyguard meant to protect him with my life, and I’ve made peace with it.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,299
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 140
- Kudos:
- 1,684
- Bookmarks:
- 326
- Hits:
- 25,662
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
03 Feb 2026
-
fire needs air to breathe by Martynax for nuwildcat
Fandoms: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
08 Feb 2023
Tags
Summary
“I will agree to your terms, if you give me him,” Kinn suddenly says, alerting Porsche and catching his interest. He apparently hasn’t been as focused on the negotiations as he had thought. He got lost in his mind and now he doesn’t know what’s going on.
“Him?” King Kan asks, incredulously. “Who do you mean?”
“That general in the corner,” Kinn says and it takes Porsche a moment to realize the man is pointing at him. And when he does, his heart plummets right to his stomach. “I want him and in exchange I will sign the peace treaty.”
Porsche can’t even name the emotions going through him right now. The shock is too big to even comprehend what’s happening.
“You want to marry him?” King Kan asks, shooting a lazy look at Porsche, like he’s appraising his worth. It makes something very unpleasant crawl up Porsche’s spine.
“Of course not,” Kinn answers like it’s ridiculous to even suggest such a thing. And it is. The heir to the throne would never marry a commoner like Porsche. Doesn’t matter that he’s a general now. “He’ll warm my bed.”
Series
- Part 1 of elemental magic AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,969
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 157
- Kudos:
- 1,809
- Bookmarks:
- 282
- Hits:
- 17,008
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
02 Feb 2026
-
Summer (c)Rush by warschach
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Oct 2017
Tags
Summary
Katsuki and Shouto pass the long summer days at the Sugar Shack. Their boss sucks, the heat leaves them sweaty and uncomfortable, and the pay is anything but glamorous.
The only plus side?
Surfer babe Izuku Midoriya regularly walks on the sand with his wetsuit open.
They're crushing bad.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,808
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 148
- Kudos:
- 10,970
- Bookmarks:
- 1,564
- Hits:
- 136,270
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
23 Jan 2026
-
Wife Plot to God by The_Hourglass_Muse for Frozt
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua were trapped in a wife plot, because of course they were. This time the wives had to rescue their husbands in as badass of a way as possible.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,797
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 8
- Kudos:
- 139
- Bookmarks:
- 15
- Hits:
- 1,164
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
20 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
It was not often Mikasa had bad days, but this was one of them. Today of all days saw her trudge home mud-caked, bug bitten, and most importantly empty handed after an unsuccessful hunt.
Thankfully her two husbands Armin and Eren are waiting at home to look after her.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 999
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 4
- Kudos:
- 399
- Bookmarks:
- 46
- Hits:
- 3,976
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
20 Jan 2026
-
All The Time In The World by PhoenixOfAshes
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
20 May 2023
Tags
Summary
People have started saying the three of them are lovers, Armin finally decides to find out if its true.
aka, how to ask your two besties if the three of you are dating. Can be read without reading the others in this series
Series
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
20 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Armin crouches, and Jean watches the way his head sinks down, his straw-colored hair glinting and glazed with blue in the night lighting. "He's always looked after me," Armin says. He finds a pebble, and rolls it between his fingers. "Ever since we were kids. I don't think it's ever occurred to him to stop."
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
20 Jan 2026
-
The Minor Fall, the Major Lift by kuruk for LittleLinor
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
23 May 2013
Tags
Summary
The foundation of the ground they tread has always been uncertain. They find stability in each other.
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
20 Jan 2026
-
don’t you worry your pretty little mind (people throw rocks at things that shine) by sobashouto (snowandfire) for gravitates
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Nov 2022
Tags
Summary
Itʼs tempting, when things like this happen, but Izuku doesnʼt want that life with a quirk, the one that could have been. It wouldnʼt have been this and Izuku wouldnʼt lose what he has now, what he loves, for his old dream.
He wonders if maybe the luck thatʼs lacking in one place, comes back to you in others, then itʼs yours.
Like he is.
While Kacchanʼs gone back to the locker room, some rookie heroes ask Izuku what a quirkless person is doing training at the agency gym with Dynamight.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,999
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 34
- Kudos:
- 2,322
- Bookmarks:
- 428
- Hits:
- 15,806
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
18 Jan 2026
-
love at first bite by sobashouto (snowandfire) for PuppyGuppy
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 Jun 2023
Tags
Summary
Kacchan tests in the highest percentile for soulbond-type strength augmentation. One of the highest percentiles on record. And when they tell Kacchan that he scowls and denies it.
It basically means that whoever Kacchan’s soulmate is, they love him a whole lot.
Izuku doesn’t find that surprising.
or: A soulmate’s love is supposed to make you stronger, but Izuku’s known Kacchan forever, and he seems so strong already.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,730
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 37
- Kudos:
- 1,470
- Bookmarks:
- 269
- Hits:
- 6,663
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
17 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
(10:14) You play volleyball?
(10:14) yes ???
(10:14) i’m literally in the top 3 aces in the entire nation
(10:14) you met me yesterday
(10:15) Oh
(10:15) Nope sorry, nothing comes to mind
(10:16) Lmao
(10:16) You’re hot though, wanna make out?
OR
A fic I made where SakuAtsu meet, they're immediately attracted to one another, they text, fall in love etc etc.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,043
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 44
- Kudos:
- 1,705
- Bookmarks:
- 264
- Hits:
- 19,170
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
16 Jan 2026
-
god only knows by tarkus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2021
Tags
Summary
The sword stops midair, and Shang Qinghua turns his head to look at Mobei-Jun. Seconds pass without a word being said, and they are so close, it would be so easy for Mobei-Jun to bend down and—
“I just… I think whoever created this, really, really loved you,” Shang Qinghua says, fast and with a blush tinting his face.
Or, the one where Mobei-Jun tries to confess, but Shang Qinghua beats him to it, confessing about another thing entirely.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,922
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 126
- Kudos:
- 3,122
- Bookmarks:
- 596
- Hits:
- 18,346
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
09 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Why is this kid even here? Jean wonders sometimes. This clingy kid with his books and water-eyes. He feels bad for a fly, he can't handle a Titan. Jean's never seen Armin really hurt anything in his life.
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
07 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
It's a commonly accepted fact these days that your teenage son and daughter is likely having sex. Hopefully they are being smart about it, and its not going to come back to haunt them nine months later.
That still doesn't mean that Carla wanted to walk in on physical proof that her son was doing more than studying with his two best friends.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 622
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 8
- Kudos:
- 915
- Bookmarks:
- 95
- Hits:
- 7,502
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
07 Jan 2026
-
in C for two virgins by haysel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2021
Tags
Summary
“I dare you to kiss Mobei Jun.”
Shang Qinghua sputtered, choking slightly on his drink. He glanced around. “Huh? Who’s—Oh.”
Mobei Jun was already looking at him. Shang Qinghua felt himself flush.
Shang Qinghua looked at Mobei Jun, and then down to his lips. “Fuck it,” he muttered, taking another swig of his drink. He set it down and looked back at Mobei Jun’s face. “You good with it?”
Mobei Jun smirked a little. He nodded once.
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
06 Jan 2026
-
watching the moon at midnight by haysel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2021
Tags
Summary
“I have been patient in waiting for an heir,” Shang Qinghua's father said. “And I would be content to wait longer, if that is what it took for you to find someone you wanted. But I cannot be patient for this. You will marry Wei Changying.”
_____
Shang Qinghua is the crown prince, Mobei Jun is his bodyguard, and he is not subtle in his efforts to thwart all courtship meetings between Shang Qinghua and his suitors. However, when tensions rise with the North, Mobei Jun's efforts are no longer enough. Shang Qinghua will marry and it will not be to Mobei Jun.
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
06 Jan 2026
-
to dream of you by haysel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2022
Tags
Summary
“Have you just been watching me?”
Mobei Jun’s face turned with amusement. “Not really. I wasn’t able to come right away.”
“So you were watching me,” Shang Qinghua confirmed teasingly.
Mobei Jun walked toward him, the humored upturn of his lips growing. “Only a little.”
Shang Qinghua turned to face him as Mobei Jun came to a stop beside him. “My king,” Shang Qinghua said in belated greeting, ducking his head.
Mobei Jun caught his chin and tilted his head back up. He sighed. “I wish you wouldn’t be so formal sometimes.”
_____
In an attempt to work out an alliance with the king of the Northern Desert, Luo Binghe, Shen Qingqiu, and Shang Qinghua go to Mobei Jun's palace. Shang Qinghua falls in love. He isn't sure what to do about that.
Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
06 Jan 2026
-
Shang Qinghua and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day by AlwaysSarcastic
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 May 2024
Tags
Summary
They say the Choosing Ceremony is the most important day of a Dragon Rider’s life. No pressure, huh?
To be honest, Shang Qinghua just wanted to go home.
--
Or, Dragon!Mobei-Jun sees Shang Qinghua for the first time and is like... I'm gonna absolutely wreck this guy and then cuddle the fuck out of him. Shang Qinghua eventually lets himself have nice things (orgasms)Bookmarked by standoffishyeah
06 Jan 2026