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Clarissa's DIY Disaster by templetodestruction
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Detective v The Xmas Tree Bandits - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, All Eyes On Nigel - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Midnight Mystery - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Lighthouse - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Cardboard Stegosaurus - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
19 Sep 2025
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Clarissa Suzanne Jenkins is pregnant. She's been married for a year, this should be one of the happiest moments of her life.
Instead, she is running thousands of miles away, leaving Mark and Amanda to chase her down together, forming an unlikely alliance as they realise they might be following Clarissa for the exact same reason.
So... who is she running from? And who will she run back to?
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- Part 2 of was it always you?
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After Midnight by templetodestruction
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
06 Jun 2025
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"I dare you to kiss me."
At a sleepover, 17 year old Amanda Wilson gets herself way over her head when she dares Clarissa, her lifelong best friend, to kiss her.
Mostly because Clarissa says yes.
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- Part 1 of was it always you?
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Look, Guillermo has had enough. Freddie is his last straw. Nandor has his own, complex thoughts about that.
OR: Guillermo gets to beat the shit out of Nandor, maybe Nandor likes it?
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Upon returning to Staten Island, Guillermo lies and tells Nandor he has a boyfriend.
Now both of them are on a quest to find love of their own (and maybe make the other a little jealous) that will inevitably lead to wedding bells.
If that wedding goes well?
Well, that's anybody's guess.
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Love is Alive by templetodestruction
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
10 Apr 2022
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Late at night in Hogwarts, Dumbledore finds himself telling another Professor about his past. Namely, the greatest love story the wizarding world had ever known.
Yet, nobody would ever know like Albus himself.
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“I loved Grindelwald. As a matter of fact, I may still.”
Ringing in his ears for nearly half a century had been the same words.
“Who is going to love you anymore?”
Recent series
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was it always you? by templetodestruction
Fandom: All Eyes On Nigel - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, British Comedy RPF, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Cardboard Stegosaurus - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Detective v The Xmas Tree Bandits - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Lighthouse - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Midnight Mystery - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
19 Sep 2025
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How Gangles Met the Titch by shozzie
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, + lore references to, Moist and Magical - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
21 Sep 2025
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🍆 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2I8K9RBlQ3jNqUeMFLKJ33 💜
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- 95/100
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29 May 2025
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Dan meets Prince Philip at a cyberbullying campaign, but what starts as a working relationship grows complicated when Dan realizes he’s falling for the prince and maybe, just maybe, he’s not alone in his feelings.
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13 Oct 2024
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Pretend For Me by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2020
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Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
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In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.Series
- Part 1 of Pretend For Me
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by templetodestruction
10 Sep 2023
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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06 Sep 2023
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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- 16/16
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23 Aug 2023