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    Things have been good— besides some lingering regret over not killing Shroud and the careful consolidating of corporatizing Mecha Man with dispatch work, Robert’s been alright. Hell, he even bought a bed recently.

    Things spiral pretty quickly when he’s a victim of some sort of bizarro mugging and gets turned into a cat. Surprisingly, it doesn’t even rank in the top ten worst experiences of his life.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Robert Robertson had grown used to the Z-team's constant HR violations, and what they discussed during work hours. So a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill about fellow superheroes during break time isn't too out of the ordinary.

    What he isn't used to is what they have to say about Mecha Man.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Rokudaime Kakashi finds himself back in time, and he is trying desperately not to change anything. After all, they finally achieved that elusive peace, and Kakashi won't give that up for some ghosts and old wounds. Yet things keep changing around him, and he doesn't know what to do.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    "This was the most real dream he had had, and he knew what would happen.
    If Boromir went to Rivendell, he would die."

    An AU that has been done before, but this is my take on the 'Faramir goes to Rivendell in place of Boromir AU'

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    31 Oct 2025

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    Inspired from a post made by wheeloffortune-design on tumblr.

    Tired of his lonely kitchen in Yavanna's Garden, Bilbo Baggins wonders if the dwarven love of being underground is true in death. If so, maybe his dwarves are living (ha ha) under the very land Bilbo is weeding.

    With that thought, Bilbo goes and asks Hamfast for a shovel.

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    26 Oct 2025