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Zhongli can't help himself when he sees Tartaglia's fluffy ears. Sue him.
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In a world where all humans have left to their spaceships, two lonely souls meet through their screens.
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Tartaglia doesn't submit his course requests on time and gets placed in a random history class. Then, he see catches sight of the most gorgeous man he has ever seen and figures that's more than okay.
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In which Sampo, the criminal, catches Seele, the cop.
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The farmer can't take care of herself, so Robin will do it for her.
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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31 Jan 2026
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there's no business like bat business by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
07 Jun 2024
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There's a new Robin flitting around Gotham. The Batman is a little puzzled about it, because this one isn't flitting around it; it's just following its other Robin around. Even more than the Spoiler does, in fact.
The Batman is . . . puzzled. Yes.
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- Part 3 of a fake cryptid and a real romantic
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26 Jan 2026
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diamonds are a bird's best friend by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
01 Dec 2023
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Tim is pretty sure that this is not Superboy just trying to make friends.
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- Part 1 of a fake cryptid and a real romantic
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26 Jan 2026
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Breathless and faint, leaning upon my sword, Came there a certain lord, neat and trimly dress'd by polemisti
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
22 Dec 2021
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Jason did not steal Batman's tires! And he is not a vampire! Leave him alone!
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or: how Batman adopted a young vampireSeries
- Part 1 of Polemisti's Batfam Urban Fantasy AU
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26 Jan 2026
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IF EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY (I WILL BEAR THE UNBEARABLE). by orpheusaki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 Mar 2023
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"Father. Do not panic. I have everything under control."
Bruce immediately begins to panic, because Damian should know his father would never panic, so whatever has happened, whatever Damian claims he has under control, is undoubtedly going to make Bruce panic. Like right now. He's panicking.
But just as Bruce pushes himself to sit up on the bed, with great difficulty due to the bandages across his stomach, eyes darting over Damian to find any injuries —
Thomas Wayne, age thirty, walks through his bedroom door.
(Or; a ten step guide of things not to do when you're sent to the past, by Bruce Wayne.)
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24 Jan 2026