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How To Hump Your Rival In One Easy Step by Anonymous for RatKingPoe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2025
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It took Harry many steps to follow Malfoy out into the school grounds, but only one to absolutely blow his mind.
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19 Dec 2025
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Mysteries needs a translator.
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10 Dec 2025
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A retelling of Mockingjay from Peeta's perspective
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21 Sep 2025
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The Aurors are Harry’s whole world—right up until he carries Draco Malfoy out of Azkaban in his arms.
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- 21/21
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08 Jan 2025
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When Harry arrives for his first year teaching at Hogwarts and is struck with a bizarre malignance, how on earth is he supposed to react when Draco Malfoy suddenly cares?
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A darkness crawls out of Harry, and there's only so long he can keep it to himself.
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15 Dec 2024
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Draco left Harry on the night of their first kiss, when they were eighteen. Ten years later, Harry, now Deputy Lead of the Norwegian Aurors, barges back into Draco's life at the Ministry, seeking his help—both personal and professional—for a case, to re-capture Rodolphus Lestrange and Augustus Rookwood.
Turns out that Draco couldn’t really get over Harry, either.
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09 Dec 2024
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Draco Malfoy returned to Hogwarts tall and tense and in love with Neville Longbottom.
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15 Aug 2024
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Perpetual Motion, Perpetual Sound by dodgerkedavra for elskan_ellis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2024
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Harry Potter can’t sleep.
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30 Jul 2024
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Two households, both alike in... meddling Floo connections, apparently?
Draco Malfoy is a highly professional and well-respected Ministry official, with a demanding schedule, a loving son, and—through no fault of his own—a faulty Floo connection that keeps regurgitating the Minister for Magic through his fireplace.
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30 Jul 2024
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When the Flood Comes by academicdisaster for katalogue
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jul 2024
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Nine years on from the war, Auror Potter is upholding the Ministry of Magic's rule of law.
Senior legal counsel Draco Malfoy is challenging it.
And absolutely nothing is as it seems.
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25 Jul 2024
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Mr Blue Sky, please tell us why, you had to hide away for so long...
After five years, Malfoy had finally escaped house arrest, and he moved in just a few streets down from Grimmauld Place. Overnight, the Daily Prophet seemed to fall in love with him. For his charity work, and his charming smile, and—Harry was sure—his prattish fucking personality. No matter how hard Harry tried, he couldn’t stop running into him.
Harry had bigger problems, though. His best friends in the world were having a baby together, which was fantastic, except that they weren’t sure Harry could hold it together well enough to be Godfather.
But despite Malfoy being flat broke, with a dead dad, and no one willing to risk hiring him, he appeared to be completely in control of the narrative surrounding his newfound freedom. Maybe Harry could learn a thing or two from the best of the best.
After all, he had the entire pregnancy to convince Ron and Hermione that he was perfectly, entirely, 100% fine. If sometimes he had to fistfight Malfoy about it, well, that was nothing new.
Song: Mr. Blue Sky by the Electric Light Orchestra
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24 Jul 2024
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Aurors Potter and Malfoy crack the case.
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- Part 1 of Twenty-Two Cards
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- 10/10
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10 May 2024
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Draco and Hermione make a devastating duo at the Ministry as the respective Department Heads of Wizarding Culture Preservation and Muggle Relations. When Harry Potter gets involved in their latest joint project, Draco can’t seem to stop himself from constantly flirting with him even when it doesn’t seem to affect the golden boy at all. He’s wrong. Harry is most definitely affected. Includes Slytherin shenanigans, Draco sucking at quidditch, and Harry trying not to be charmed. Draco POV.
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09 Mar 2024
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Former Things Come to Mind by dodgerkedavra for mallstars
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2023
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Harry Potter has had a headache for seven and a half years.
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- Part 1 of Former Things
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- 12/12
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28 Feb 2024
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Murder in St Mungo’s by XxTheDarkLordxX for fencer_x
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2023
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Murders, cults, and Ministry corruption oh my!
Bodies were popping up dead all across Great Britain. Nothing connected them, no eyewitnesses, no motive, and not a single suspect in sight. Junior Auror Harry Potter was not given the cases nor asked to help, but that wasn’t going to stop him from getting to the bottom of it. Even if he had to work with the Ministry’s least favourite employee, Draco Malfoy.
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23 Feb 2024
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In which Harry is bold, Draco is scientific, and not a lot of work gets done. A story about hot drinks, Florida and office politics.
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19 Dec 2023
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The Romantic Prawn Who Loved Christmas by bixgirl1 for chibaken
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2017
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When Draco, forced into sharing a room with Potter for the year, finds out that Potter has a sleepwalking problem, he expects the odd conversations and the weird games of chess.
What comes as a complete shock are Potter's other activities...And why he seems so intent on having Draco join him.
(Relax. It's just like a holiday Hallmark movie! ...With, uhm, sleepwanking.)
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06 Nov 2023
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Harry Potter isn't going to ruin Draco's peace of mind. He's going to ruin it himself.
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21 Oct 2023
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Harry gritted his teeth and said to Hermione, “I think I’m an omega.”
Because under no circumstances can Harry and Hermione have a normal year at Hogwarts, not even with Voldemort vanquished and Dumbledore too dead to complicate their lives. Of course other complications are entirely fair game.
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20 Oct 2023
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Gryffindors Never Kiss and Tell by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2020
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The gang realizes that everyone has kissed Harry except Draco. Draco proceeds to do a terrible job of pretending he doesn’t want to kiss him too.
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17 Oct 2023