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Stede Bonnet in Episode 1



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    It's a PODFUCKERY!

    a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!

    A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!

    Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!

    Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!

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    I (petrichorca/Pez) have been writing missing scene fics for OFMD. They're not deliberately connected, because I just write when I feel the urge and they're self-contained stories, but I've put them in canonical timeline order here in case it's interesting to read my missing scenes like that!

    Just an FYI: if I've collaborated with someone on a missing scene and added the fic(s) to this collection (with their consent), they're included as a co-creator on the series.

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    All of my entries for the 2023 JanuAUry

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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    “I don’t really think of you as, like, one thing or the other. You’re just Stede to me.”

    “Just Stede.” His voice cracks a little. He feels oddly tearful.

    Ed sees him. Completely.

    “Just Stede. With your fishy merperson tail and your glittery scales alllll the way up here, and your fancy trident and your swishy blond hair.”

    “That’s weirdly validating.”

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    20 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Stede realizes he's nonbinary

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    “I wanna stay,” he slurs, voice just on the cusp of unintelligible. His grip on Stede’s other hand tightens, and his eyes swirl wildly. “I don’t wanna go back, don’t let me go back, Stede–”

    “Go back? Ed, what do you mean?”

    “Don’t wanna…I wanna stay. Please. Lemme stay. Keep me…here, keep me–jus’ keep me, ‘kay?”

    (OR: After the gravy basket, Ed is terrified of falling asleep. It's a fear that stays close by in the weeks that follow. A series of missing scenes from S2, BIG TIME angst with a happy, smutty ending. Because Ed deserves to be happy)

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    30 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Missing scenes season two, Ed afraid of sleep

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    Slowly Stede turns towards the knife, his face drenched in confusion before simply saying, “Ow.”

    Oh, God. Ed missed his target by a fucking mile.
    ....
    A canon divergence fic that asks the brave question: What if Ed did stab Stede in S1EP6?

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Ed actually does stab Stede

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    No, the figure in the mirror is a man.

    Not only that, but the figure in the mirror is an attractive man.

    The figure in the mirror is a man who fucks.

    'Do you think Ed will like it?' Stede asks.

    Roach is grinning from ear to ear. 'He's gonna love it. You look great.'

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    In which Stede undergoes the planned 'let's get them to fuck' makeover that the execs stole from us, and Ed gets to do some drunken rambling, and Ned Low gets stuck in boat traffic and doesn't turn up at all.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Stede makeover

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    What if, instead of going to sleep that second night in the Spouter’s Inn, Ishmael had done something about his husband lacing their legs together and cuddling up to him?

    Ishmael may not have much practical knowledge in this arena, but hey. That’s never stopped him before

    If Herman Melville wrote porn

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    18 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Moby Dick missing scene what has my life come to lol