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    Your brows twitch, they knit upwards and then they furrow. A pattern. You shake your head gently and your nose brushes his. “I…” It’s pathetic the way your voice falters. You swallow the sand in your throat. “Because I can’t stand being around you.” Alastor’s hand slowly slips from the back of your neck, it slowly cups the curve of your neck. Your own hand slips down that scarf around his neck to the coat. Shuddering despite it being humid and warm, your eyes flicker between his through lidded lashes. And your jaw tightens. “I hate you.”

    “Believe me, your highness.” That radio static is no longer there. And his hand pushes up to cup your cheek. “The feeling is all too mutual.”

     

    IN WHICH the heir to the throne, firstborn daughter to the Morningstar Family, decides to pursue assisting her younger sister in her endeavor to redeem sinners after hearing the news of the extermination. At the ‘Hazbin Hotel’ she meets the infamous Radio Demon – Alastor.

     

    title: please, please, please let me get what i want - the smiths

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    02 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Sequel to "Plants Don't Need You To Explain"

    You’re still dating an android.
    He’s still the second officer of the Enterprise.
    You’re still an ensign — and somehow the two of you still spend an unreasonable amount of time in his quarters.

    But life can’t just be stolen hours and tangled sheets forever.

    With botany slowly calling you back and engineering opening doors you never expected, you’re forced to figure out who you actually want to become — and how to build a future that isn’t just built around Data.

    Or:
    Dating Data is easy. Figuring out your career, your boundaries, and your identity while doing it turns out to be harder.

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    13 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Sequel to "Plants Don't Need You To Change"

    You’re still dating an android.
    He’s still the second officer of the Enterprise.
    You’re still an ensign — and this is still supposed to be a normal relationship.

    Unfortunately, “normal” gets complicated when his dinner invitations include the bridge crew and yours include other ensigns.

    Meanwhile, the alien plants that once nearly killed you might actually be intelligent — and you’re determined to get them home, even if you’re the lowest-ranking person in the room.

    Or:
    Dating Data involves rank imbalance, political arguments about sentient plants, and an unreasonable amount of time spent in his quarters.

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    11 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Sequel to "Plants Don't Need You To Pretend"

    You’re dating an android.
    He’s the second officer of the Enterprise.
    You’re still an ensign — and somehow this is supposed to be a normal relationship.

    Then the one thing that always grounded you stops being safe.

    After what alien plants did to you, being near them now means pain — sometimes enough to make you collapse. For a botanist, that changes everything.

    While you’re trying to figure out who you are without the work that defined you, you’re also learning how to date someone who doesn’t sleep, doesn’t panic, and follows Starfleet protocol with perfect precision.

    Or:
    Dating Data is complicated. Losing the plants that shaped your life makes it even harder.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    People gotta eat, and unfortunately she's open late. So just like anyone from Gotham, She'll do what it takes to look out for numero uno. Though that usual means lying to save her life. At least they tip, most of the time.

    Alexandera Fox is a bitch of a Chef, but a damn good one, struggling to make ends meet and stay alive. When her new clientele make a deal with her, it's suppose to only be business, pure and simple. Now her once "quiet" life is full of Villians in bright colours, Kids just as intense as her, eyes on her, and misadventures. At least she has something she didn't have before, a steady source of income, employees, and business opportunities... Oh, and begrudgingly, Friends.

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    18 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 8

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    Sequel to "Plants Don't Need You To Smile"

    Back on the Enterprise, Data is once again your commanding officer — and with the exploration project still underway, certain boundaries are expected to remain in place.

    You try to pretend nothing has changed.
    Data, unfortunately, is far too principled for that.

    Three months suddenly feel like a very long time.

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    After four days alone in a shuttle, you and Data return to the Enterprise knowing exactly what you’re not supposed to do — which would be much easier if Data weren’t so determined to follow the rules.

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    07 Feb 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 10

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    You’re a botanist aboard the Enterprise, far more comfortable with alien plants than with people.

    Understanding emotions has never come easily to you.
    Unfortunately, that becomes a problem when an away mission forces you to be in a shuttle with Data for four days — the android who studies humanity with endless curiosity.

    And lately, that curiosity seems focused entirely on you.

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    Four days alone in a shuttle with Data lead to awkward conversations, unexpected closeness, and feelings you’re not entirely sure how to name.

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    05 Feb 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 26

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    Dani Pryde is a genius. She can analyze a Tantalus drive core and maximize its output in seconds. Unfortunately, she's clueless when it comes to jokes, social interactions and relationships of any kind. And Garrus, for her, is a waking nightmare! When she finally gets past her initial fear of him, is it any wonder she doesn't even realize she's falling in love with him?

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    25 Jan 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 9

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    !! Mordin is sexually active in the second chapter, so if you're not into that...
    This is purely self-indulgent lol.

    After a few months of officially dating, Shepard reveals their biggest kink/roleplay fantasy to Mordin, who will take any opportunity to research and learn new things. Especially if those things end up with a flustered and happy Shepard.

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    23 Jan 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 39

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    “The only chance we got is to get to the other side of the universe as fast as we can and maybe, just maybe, we'll be able to live full lives before that whack-job ever gets there.”

    Rocket & Groot leave their friends behind on Knowhere, despite the latter’s protests, and end up hiding out on a nothing-planet (with a non-extradition policy) at the edge of the Shi’ar Galaxy.

    It was the flowers that drew you in.

    [mcu-based, slight au, medium-burn, eventual smut circa chapter four. tentative allies to friends to lovers. the middle is angsty but there are only happy endings here. no use of y/n.]

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    12 Jan 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 88

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    "My dear, did I not make myself clear enough for your simple little mind to comprehend?" He takes a threatening step closer, at the edge of the dirt. "I will be the one to ask questions. How has such an... ordinary girl brought a being like myself to this wretched land of the living?"

    The vicious tones of his transmission voice might have sent you into shock had you not already been teetering between the edges of disbelief and fear. Succumbing to one of your basic human instincts, you sink to your knees, and gaze up at him, pleadingly. "My brother. He's been evoking demons, I'm sure of it. I found this book in our attic-"

    How was this fucking real?

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    Darkness descends so fast you wonder if that's normal. Were you just resigned to your fate? Was your mind two steps behind your body? Wanting so hard to fight, to live, while your body gratefully falls limp in his grasp, eager to get this over with — your head lolls to the side and you think it's a figment of your imagination again, seeing Alastor beyond the barn doors.

    "Al- Alastor?" You croak, blinking hard.

    If Eden was the picture of fury, you thought Alastor must be the God of Wrath.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    Method to madness (idiom)
    To have a good reason for what one is doing, although one seems to be behaving strangely
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    „It's an elaborate request you have, sweet (Y/n), much more than other souls came to me to bargain for. Yet you still have to offer me something in exchange, and I'm most interested in what you think I would trade this small favor you're asking me in for.“

    He stopped inches away from her pale face, his polished, pointed shoes almost touching the pink grains of her protective circle. His eyes widened when she met his stare, suddenly a sense of what he could only describe as unwavering and unbreakable resolution in her features.

    „I don't have anything except this: I can and will give you my life and body to consume. And my soul and loyalty to do as you please after you kill me.“

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    21 Dec 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 35

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    Alastor's shadow takes an interest in the reader, seducing her with logic-and-physics-defying feats of romance and touch, bringing her to heights of pleasure at the most inappropriate times. Alastor himself is blissfully unaware, until forced to confront the obsession his shadow has over his favourite sinner.

    Secrets Between Our Shadows is only the beginning. Now the reader has to survive Alastor himself.

    Ruthless, powerful, and utterly furious at bending to his shadow's will, the Radio Demon is wrath personified, caged in infatuation that doesn't belong to him. Secrets become harder to keep the longer they're held, especially when it starts to hurt Moni.

    The balance of power shifts when you take on the shadow as your own, barely learning how to navigate the additional consciousness before you're vying for Moni's freedom with Vox himself. When you realize that the situation is a lot more complicated, you end up needing to decide who you had to let go in order to keep the other.

    TW: Heavy smut-fic, lots of sex and orgasms, emotional rollercoasters, fluffy moments, division of personalities, public sex, overstimulation, possessive behaviour, lying to keep secrets, emotional damage and a little whump.

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    17 Dec 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 46

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    Soft SMUTfic between reader and Alastor's Shadow, with fluff and humour mixed in

    Reader is a demon guest undergoing redemption at the Hazbin Hotel with an unfettered crush on the Radio Demon. Though he barely glances her way, his shadow is becoming more persistent in gaining her attention. The only time the reader is near the shadow is in public spaces of the hotel, leading to some very powerfully awkward moments trying to disguise the heat going on under the table at dinner.

    The best part? Alastor has no idea.

    Cute/smutty resolved ending.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    You're dead, or at least, circumstances tell you that you are.
    You don't remember dying. You barely remember living. But you remember an old friend.

    The worst thing you can do in Heaven is question something.
    It's usually a one-way trip downward.
    And you had to go and name-drop one one of Hell's most powerful overlords.

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    A story in which you slowly teach an Eldritch horror he is capable of love...
    and the King of Hell he is deserving of it.

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    15 Dec 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 90

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    As you work through the trauma of your life and starving to death, you dismantle your stash of snacks for what you hope will be the final time. Snack cakes, cookies and crackers are given to everyone around you, except one resident in the hotel whom you knew wouldn't enjoy or consume the treats. Then, as the flow of treats tricked to a stop, stash dismantled, small brown boxes containing treats began to appear at your door. Simple, delicious and seemingly homemade treats without so much as a note.

    He watched and he waited, each week for your offer. Each week, no offer came and again he left his gift at your door. Why would you not think of him? Why would you not see him? What did he have to do for you to consider him?

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    14 Dec 2025

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    On your way home from work in the Lust Ring you swing by Ozzie’s to drop off a package.
    What you don’t expect is to find your boss’s lover, Fizzarolli, hiding in the back office, trying to keep himself together while having a panic attack, nor could you expect the series of events that follow.

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    14 Dec 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 64

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    Alastor-the Radio Demon-was always a master of performance, his smile a mask, his life a stage. But behind the static and spectacle was one truth he never let slip: the girl he married for show, and never stopped loving in secret.
    Lily-the Queen of Hearts-once fragile and mortal, played the role of his wife in a life built on lies. Their union was a façade, a convenience, a script they never meant to follow. But something real bloomed beneath the pretense-something neither dared name.
    Now in Hell, Lily is no longer delicate. She is power wrapped in lace, a demon overlord with a heart that still beats. Equal to Alastor in strength, opposite in grace, she is one demon not to mess with.
    Their love story begins where their lie started: in life where they had to pretend to be in love. In death: they have to hide.

    This story is a draft. It may have plot holes but will be updated to fix as the story continues.
    This story will contain mature themes.

    Chapter Uploads Weekly-Sundays OR Mondays

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    28 Nov 2025

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    After months of living in the hotel, you’d come to know and be friends with everyone.

    You notice that Alastor was acting a bit strange today. Turns out, it’s time for his antlers to shed velvet. In an attempt to become friends with him, you offer to help.

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    18 Nov 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 12

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    (Episode Tag S02E15)

    “Madam, it's best not to flirt with the concierge of a hotel when you're a prostitute for said hotel.”

    She chuckled, not a single hint of concern that he knew what she was. Those green orbs continued to sparkle.

    “You're right, best not, and I prefer escort or call girl.” She leant on the wooden desk closing the space between them. “However, you're not a concierge.”

    Or, The one where Harold accidentally befriends an escort with a mind to rival his own.

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    Comments:
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    10 Nov 2025

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