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    There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals.

    It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

    The internet would never figure it out.

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    15 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolutely hilarious. Lmao. Why does this feel like some shit Ilya would do?

  2. Rec 1

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    Shallan was finding it harder to do her job as Jasnah's bathing attendant than she had anticipated. Not the actual work of it; brushing Jasnah's hair, fetching her soaps and oils was easy enough. But seeing Jasnah in such a state of undress... Shallan felt herself flush, the tips of her ears red.

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    We as a fandom are not taking advantage enough of this wonderful setup The Way of Kings gave us for Shasnah smut, and here is my contribution to fixing this terrible issue.

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    11 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    What the people want and also what the people need ❤️🌈.

  3. Rec *

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    04 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This was so sweet and in character for Shane.

  4. Rec *

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    04 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is incredible. I'm obsessed with jealous Ilya and it's written so well here.

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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    03 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This made me laugh so hard. So cute.