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  1. Rec 35

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    Ilya knows what he is. He has always known what he is. The word for it in Russian tastes like something you'd scrape off a boot.

    The word in English is bisexual, which is a nicer word, which he has heard, which he does not use. He uses other words. He uses the word his brother taught him. He uses it on himself before anyone else can.

    He grows up. He gets good at hockey. He moves to America. He... falls in love.

    (Or, five times people fail to notice Ilya being queer, and one time they have no choice.)

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    18 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Bro this was such a call-out to me specifically. What the fuck. This really is the bisexual experience.

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    There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals.

    It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

    The internet would never figure it out.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Absolutely hilarious. Lmao. Why does this feel like some shit Ilya would do?

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    Shallan was finding it harder to do her job as Jasnah's bathing attendant than she had anticipated. Not the actual work of it; brushing Jasnah's hair, fetching her soaps and oils was easy enough. But seeing Jasnah in such a state of undress... Shallan felt herself flush, the tips of her ears red.

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    We as a fandom are not taking advantage enough of this wonderful setup The Way of Kings gave us for Shasnah smut, and here is my contribution to fixing this terrible issue.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    What the people want and also what the people need ❤️🌈.

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    04 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This was so sweet and in character for Shane.

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    04 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is incredible. I'm obsessed with jealous Ilya and it's written so well here.

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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    This made me laugh so hard. So cute.

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    lily @shanehollanderstop
    i’ll say it because i am not afraid of losing my job: roger crowell is a piece of shit and should never know peace in his life ever again. my name is hayden pike and i play for the montreal voyageurs.
    💬 29.5K  🔄 113.1K ❤️ 513.4K

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    Ilya joins stan twitter

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Complete crack but I couldn't stop laughing.

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    MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
    rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:

    ✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
    ✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
    ✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
    ⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732

    rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    ... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
    ⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63

    lea @rozanovsss
    getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
    ⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37

    The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    This whole premise is so clever.

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    24 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This AU had me laughing out loud the whole time. Ilya's internal monologue is so elite, and I love how it reveals how obsessed with Shane he is through the little mundane details he knows about him. Also, the plot twist at the end gagged me. Super cute.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    This healed me. Super cute fic and I love the Boston team and the slow build of the relationship. Adorable. A+

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    Ilya rocks his hips up. “No, Hollander. Keep up. I want to meet your dildo.” He enjoys enunciating the word. Tries to give it a bit of a whiny Canadian inflection. “You remember? You told me about him, back in Vegas.”

    Hollander blushes beautifully and says, “That’s private.”

    “Hollander. I know the taste of your ball skin.”

    “That’s—Jesus, don’t say it like that. I can show you, but. Only if you promise not to be a dick.”

    “Best behaviour,” Ilya promises. “Will say only nice things.”

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    21 Jan 2026

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    This made me laugh. Also, hot! Also, the way the subtle portrayal of Ilya catching feelings is written here. My god...

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    “Do you want to fuck Svetlana?

    Shane dropped his phone. “What? No. Are you fucking crazy?”

    “I am not crazy,” Ilya said. “But I would like to be fucking. Maybe both of you. At once.”

    “Too bad you only have one dick then,” Shane said, incredulous.

    “My innocent sweet boy, Hollander. Never had a threesome before?”

    “I could barely handle one girl at a time,” Shane confessed. “Much less two. Because, Rozanov, I am gay.”

    +++

    Ilya and Svetlana propose a threesome for old time's sake. Shane learns that sometimes, experimentation can be very, very rewarding. An exploration of identity and desire and, ultimately, being true to yourself.

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    18 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I was skeptical of a F/M/M pairing for this ship, but I'm so glad I gave it a chance. What a wonderful day to be bisexual.

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    No one is going to win a Pulitzer interviewing him, and Shane is okay with that. He spends most interviews rephrasing the same five sentiments--I’m happy we won or We need to work harder after that loss.

    They are a good team; the win was hard fought or They are a good team; there is a lot for us to take away.

    And finally: I love playing on this team, for our fans.

    Then Ilya Rozanov bursts into his life, and answering questions becomes a little more complicated.

    or: Shane Hollander, interviewee, throughout the years.

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    11 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The progression of Shane's character is incredible here.

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    In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike

    feng (she/her) @flowerfeng · Apr 3, 2021
    gotta feel bad for shane hollander. like imagine everyone wishing you were in a secret gay relationship. and you gotta spend your career swearing you’re not in a secret gay relationship. but you ARE in a secret gay relationship. just w the wrong guy

    booboo the fool @cinnacin · Apr 4, 2021
    shane hollander w a hand on the bible: no im not in a decade-long secret relationship w fellow hockey player hayden pike
    roger cromwell: ok say it again without the hayden pike part 
    shane hollander: sweats nervously 

    (Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)

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    10 Jan 2026

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    I laughed out loud

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    "You have to come to the locker room. Now."

    Shane frowns. Holds up his notebook. "I'm busy."

    "Forget that, man. It's all over the news. Ilya Rozanov has just defected from the Soviet Union."

    Red Army superstar Ilya Rozanov defects from the Soviet Union. A Cold War-era hockey au

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    07 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This feels like reading an Oscar-nominated film. Wow. The progression of their relationship was so incredible and I love how Ilya is portrayed here.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Funny and cute ❤️

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    After NHL superstar Shane Hollander takes a nasty check during a game against Pittsburgh, he’s brought to the Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center ER for treatment. A few hours later, everyone’s favorite doctors are stunned when Ilya Rozanov barges into the Pitt, demanding to see his arch-rival.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    The crossover event nobody expected but everybody needed.

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    There’s no humor in Shane’s voice. It’s cold, hard, determined. “When we meet them on the ice next season, I want to fucking destroy them.”

    After a moment, he feels Ilya nod thoughtfully behind him.

    “Is good plan. Let’s fucking destroy them.”

    The Montreal Voyageurs won't stop slinging mud at Shane in the press, so Shane and Ilya decide to get revenge the best way they know how.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    This fic gives off a vibe like it should be an Oscar-nominated A24 psychological horror. I was so compelled and also emotionally hurt.

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    There's team bonding, then there's this.

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    26 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This was clever, well-paced, and very funny. The dialogue is phenomenal.

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    "I am curious about you," Bats says, and Clark laughs. Clearly.

    Metropolis has a new champion. Some sort of literal god. Bruce is suspicious, frightened, and beyond paranoid about when the other Supershoe will drop.

    Meanwhile, Clark has a bit of a professional boner about Batman.

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    23 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Why did this trick me into reading literature on the gay porn website 💀 . This Bruce was straight up better written than in the Batman movie.

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