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Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.
Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.
He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.
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19 Feb 2026
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A burlesquer with a penchant for conning men, you find your latest game interrupted when your next mark saves you from an aggressive fan— by killing him. The chance encounter left you curious, still half convinced you could complete your normal chase. Unbeknownst to you, you were the one being tracked.
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16 Feb 2026
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Alastor, strange as he was, was a creature of habit. He had his preferences, he had his routine, and he had an insatiable ego. All of which followed him into the bedroom.
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A collection of oneshots inspired by the NSFW Alphabet, each offering a glimpse into the sexual exploits of Alastor and his wife in hell.
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NSFW Alphabet Challenge with Alastor | The Radio Demon.
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02 Feb 2026
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What Use Does a Deer Have for a MIDI Board? by SelfIndulgentNonsense
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Feb 2026
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It's a strange thing, waking up the way he did. Why was he here? And why did he feel the pull of a deal in the back of his mind?
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A drunken deal leads to a rather complicated situation.Bookmarked by za1a
02 Jan 2026
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You & Me for the worst eternity to come by NotafraidtoSimp
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
28 Dec 2025
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Forced into an arranged marriage with Alastor, you end up finding out the well-known charming radio host is not what you had imagined. Other from his mother, his work, and his narcissistic ego, Alastor never gave much thought to other things. This includes your needs, dreams and concerns, as long as it did not interfere in his life. That is, of course, until he realizes you're getting out of hand and in need of a reminder of why marriage should be respected at all costs.
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14 Nov 2025