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@dreamwastaken: Have
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@dreamwastaken: I pressed send too soon, no one saw anything
--@ranaltboo: Have
--@TubboLive: Have
--@Technothepig: Have
--@tommyinnit: dream this is just embarrassing for you man
TWITTER TRENDING
HAVE
5,483 tweets
Text Message: George, Sapnap
George: story time
George: so I finish writing the descriptions for the current trending topics, and I realize that none of the current trends are about that stupid minecraft man, and I think. ah. peace at last.
George: so in celebration I go get myself some nice warm coffee
George: and then when I get back
George: guess what I see. right there, top of the list.
George: A BRAND!! NEW!!! TREND!!!!! AND JUST GUESS WHO IT’S ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!
Sapnap: ahhhhh I get the sense that your mortal enemy has struck again
George: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES HE’S TRENDED TODAY. DO YOU KNOW, SAPNAP.
Sapnap: Six. I know that because you’ve texted me for every single one of them, George.
George: YOU’RE RIGHT, IT WAS SIX!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW IT’S SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sapnap: The horror
George: YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!
George: LOOKS LIKE he pressed send on a tweet too soon
Sapnap: happens to the best of us amiright
George: AND THE WORST, APPARENTLY
George: JUST WHY. WHY IS HE ALWAYS TRENDING FOR THE DUMBEST SHIT ?????
TWITTER TRENDING
HAVE
Fans laugh at Minecraft YouTuber Dream for a mistweet
5,709 tweets
Text Message: George, Sapnap
Sapnap: Damn, even I think that is one dry-ass trending description
Sapnap: How much do you get paid again?
George: none. this is an unpaid internship and I hate it here.
George: BUT ALSO OH COME ON WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?? OH WOE IS HE, DREAM THE AMAZING FAMOUS MINECRAFT YOUTUBER HATH MADE A FUNNY MISTAKE, COME JOIN IN WITH HIS FANDOM AS THEY CACKLE AT HIS MISFORTUNE
George: SO WHAT IF HE CLICKED SEND TOO SOON
George: WHYYYYY IS THAT WORTHY OF A TREND
Sapnap: Idk man, it’s kinda funny to me. Like have
George: I fucking hate you
@karaamochi: Who tf crawled up twitter description man’s arse
@CaffeineChmist: NOT AGAINNNN twitter man -.-
@ranboop_: dreamtwt public enemy list: 1. Twitter Description Man.
@sweetchayos: If I die just go ahead and let the twitter description man be the one to bury me so he can let me down one last time
@tae_innit: twitter description man has the biggest boomer energy I’ve ever seen
@karaamochi: OKAY I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF DESCRIPTION MAN’S BULLSHIT it’s honestly just so rude???? Like other fandoms get legit good descriptions for their trends and we get…crumbs at BEST. #TwitterManStopBeingSaltyChallengeFailed
--@SleepySlooth: Yeah for real fuck that guy #TwitterManStopBeingSaltyChallengeFailed
--@ItsMoonjiMoth: Vouch #TwitterManStopBeingSaltyChallengeFailed
TWITTER TRENDING
#TwitterManStopBeingSaltyChallengeFailed
3,139 tweets
Text Message: George, Sapnap
Sapnap: Ayo I think the fans have finally had enough of your shit
George: ? wym
Sapnap: Refresh the trends my dude
George: Oh fUCK
Sapnap: Yep
Sapnap: Honestly kinda on their side for this one
Sapnap: Long live the revolution
George: OH FUCKKKKKK BOSS LADY JUST MESSAGED ME
Sapnap: L
George: OH GOD SHE JUST ASKED ME TO AND I QUOTE “COME ON DOWN TO MY OFFICE FOR A QUICK CHAT” I AM DEADDDDDDDDDD
George: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP
Sapnap: HAHAHAHAHAHA
George: FUCK OFF I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET FIRED YOU DICK, WHAT DO I DO I’M FREAKING OUT LIKE FOR REAL
Sapnap: Dude, I’d say I feel bad for you but like, it’s honestly your own fault
George: DIE
Text Message: George, Sapnap
George: Okay so I wasn’t fired
Sapnap: Damn really? I already started claiming your office supplies though :/
Sapnap: Did you know your chair is so much nicer than mine?? It’s so not fair
George: You are such a bitch oh my god
George: One more quip and I’ll rename your contact, I stg
Sapnap: Oh sooo scary whatever will I do
George: FINE
George: NOW YOU ARE IMMORTALIZED FOREVER AS THE BITCH YOU ARE
Sapnap(Bitch): omg all my dreams have come true
Sapnap(Bitch): …No for real though, what’d boss lady say to you?
George: Yada yada you’re making the company look bad, yada yada make sure it doesn’t happen again, yada yada do your research and I quote “you better learn how to be enthusiastic for that fandom or it is your ass is on the line”
George: Boss lady was actually, uh, pretty serious on that one
Sapnap(Bitch): ... :(
Text Message: George, Sapnap(Bitch)
George: Oh god no I think that stupid minecraft man is going live for a Q&A today
George: Ughhhh save me pleaseeee
Sapnap(Bitch): Well now, is that what you call an enthusiastic look? o.O
George: Like, how do I even get excited for this dude? He’s a MINECRAFT YOUTUBER for god’s sake
George: Minecraft was uncool like five years ago
Sapnap(Bitch): RUDE
Sapnap(Bitch): OUT OF POCKET
Sapnap(Bitch): UNCALLED FOR
George: Just saying
Sapnap(Bitch): Wait don’t you still play it too
George: Oh shut up
George: Okay well at least I don’t do Minecraft for a living, I mean come on
Sapnap(Bitch): Ah yes compared to your actual job which pays you actual money
Sapnap(Bitch): Oh wait that’s right, you look at twitter all day for literally nothing since it’s an UNPAID INTERNSHIP
George: …Bro.
Sapnap(Bitch): Diss your minecraft man all you want, but don’t you ever call Minecraft uncool again bitch
Sapnap(Bitch): Also while we’re here, just for the record?
Sapnap(Bitch): Dream’s content is actually pretty awesome, just saying
George: I am never speaking to you again
Sapnap(dead to me): Lol k
Text Message: George, Sapnap(dead to me)
George: Wait time out on my not speaking to you again agenda
Sapnap(dead to me): Couldn’t even last a full minute
George: Seriously how do I “learn how to be enthusiastic” for the stupid minecraft man
George: help
Sapnap(dead to me): My dude
Sapnap(dead to me): We work for twitter.com
Sapnap(dead to me): Go make a dream stan account
Sapnap(dead to me): Go incognito with the locals and shit
Sapnap(dead to me): Soak in their love and affection
George: wtf
George: How is that even remotely a good idea
Sapnap(dead to me): That’s all I got
George: DUDE I AM N O T MAKING A DREAM STAN ACCOUNT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME ????
George: I’D RATHER DIE
Sapnap(dead to me): I mean, it’s your ass on the line, not mine, so.
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Description: Gogy ◉‿◉ | 23 | he/him
Location: ur mom
@gogyyy: Hello everyone! ＼(^o^)／ My name is Gogy and I am really new to the dream fandom!! It’s nice to meet all of you, please help me find some moots!! (✌◠▽◠) #dream #dreamtwt
--@mayamoon: Hiiii Gogy!!!
--@tae_innit: Welcome to the best fandom ever!!!!
--@mayamoon: Hey Gogy I have a GC where we discuss the videos whenever they come out and also chat and stuff if you want to join!!
--@gogyyy: Omg maya you are literally the nicest person ever ;;;;; I would really appreciate that!!! ( ＾◡＾)っ❤
Dream’s Bitches Group Chat - Members: 32
Mayamoon: ADDING NEW MEMBER TO THE GC!!!! Welcome, Gogy!!!! Everyone come say hi!!! :D
Gogy: Hello guys, I’m gogy!!!! Nice to meet all of you!!!!
bella | day 73 of crying over dream: Hello gogy!
Cryptid ☽: Hi!!!
That²³: WELCOME!!!
notdream: lol gogy love the location, mind if I steal the joke
Gogy: Go crazy mr. notdream
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Twitter account: @notdream
Description: just hanging out, nothing here to see. nothing at all nope :) | he/him | 20
Location: ur mom :o
Text Message: George, Sapnap(dead to me)
George: So I’ve infiltrated a dream fan group chat
Sapnap(dead to me): HAHAHAHAHAHA DID YOU REALLY
George: Now what
Sapnap(dead to me): What do you mean, now what
George: Like how is this going to help me?
Sapnap(dead to me): Idk man lmao
George: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT
Sapnap(dead to me): I WAS JUST PISSED AT YOU FOR CALLING MINECRAFT UNCOOL
George: …I actually hate you
TWITTER TRENDING
UPSIDE DOWN DUCK
8,901 tweets
Dream’s Bitches Group Chat
bella | day 73 of crying over dream: UPSIDE DOWN DUCK???
mayamoon: UPSIDE DOWN DUCK!!!!!!!
wil²³: I JUST SJKFDHJKDFHJKDFS
Gogy: Wait what is the joke I can’t watch the stream
mayamoon: UPSIDE DOWN DUCK!!!!!!!
amnesi_acc | currently supposed to be working: UPSIDE DOWN DUCK!!!!!!!
Gogy: does anyone have a clip
wil²³: uPsIdE dOwN dUcK!!1!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!
mayamoon: UPSIDE DOWN DUCK IS UPSIDE DOWN DUCK!!!!!!!
Gogy: BUT WHAT IS THE DUCK AND WHY IS IT UPSIDE DOWN HUH
bella | day 73 of crying over dream: UPSIDE DOWN DUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Gogy: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDFHDFHJKDJKHFG
notdream: lmao gogy dm me I’ll explain it
Gogy: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mayamoon: UPSIDE!!!!!!!! DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twitter DM: @notdream, @gogyyy
Gogy: please twitter notdream, you are my only hope
Gogy: save me from this upside down duck hell
Gogy: what is it and why is it trending
notdream: lol aight
notdream: so during Dream’s last livestream
notdream: Quackity just came up with the random phrase ‘upside down duck’
notdream: the joke is that no one is supposed to explain or give any context when they tweet about it
notdream: because there is none, and that is funny
Gogy: ...
Gogy: ..........
@gogyyy: OFFICIALLY DO NOT LIKE THIS BIRD APP
TWITTER TRENDING
UPSIDE DOWN DUCK
During content creator Dream’s last livestream, Quackity came up with the random phrase ‘upside down duck’ for fans to trend, asking fans to not include any explanation or context when they tweet about it
9,239 tweets
@linb3at: nooooo twitter description man ruined the jokeeeee but I can’t be too mad because like it’s????? An actually decent description???? For once??????
--@karaamochi: The twitter people must have saw the hashtag we made for them hhhhhhsfhjsdfh
@dreamwastaken: ......WELL THAT’S A BIT SUS
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