Simping for the Radio Demon
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Alastor The Cereal Killer: Episode 1 by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), General Mills Corporation "Count Chocula" Commercials, General Mills Corporation "Franken Berry" Commercials, General Mills Corporation "Boo Berry" Commercials, General Mills Corporation "Yummy Mummy" Commercials
07 Jan 2026
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The pilot 'episode' and Halloween special to my crack AU in which Hell is overrun by obnoxious cereal mascots, thanks to some bad decisions made by Lucifer, and after one of them kidnaps the toddler Charlie he and Lilith decide to recruit a mercenary who is both strong enough to kill them and smart enough to solve the cereal-box brainteaser they left behind to figure out which cereal mascot it was. And who would be a better choice to hire as a hitman against a gang of cereal-themed cartoon villains than "Earth's finest cereal killer"?
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- Part 1 of Alastor The Cereal Killer
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Hell runs on power, and Alastor has always known exactly where he stands.
Then he encounters a place that shouldn’t exist—neutral ground, meticulously controlled, and run by a woman who is dangerously naïve. Or, dangerously intelligent.
She does not flinch. She does not posture. And she does not submit. What begins as professional intrigue deepens into sustained interest as Alastor realizes the puzzle is no longer the institution. It’s the woman who runs it.
As secrets surface and an unseen power quietly reshapes the balance of Hell, Alastor finds himself drawn into a reckoning that cannot be dominated, bargained with, or ignored.
Slow burn, noir-tinged espionage romance about secrets, leverage, power, and the catastrophic consequences of meeting someone who sees you clearly -- and does not look away.
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- Part 1 of The Archive
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Rosie makes Alastor go to the dentist against his will, in his weakened post-battle state, promising cannibal treats and a fancy night out at the opera if he complies. The Vees find out and Vox, eager to see Alastor in pain, decides to spend the rest of the day spying on Alastor's appointment, getting a little too perversely excited to see the unruly patient bound and gagged with a dental dam getting various humiliating if not torturous procedures...
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The Consort's Gambit by Cordelia Viori (sinnersrejoice), PeachieMomo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Jul 2025
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IMPORTANT NOTE: This fic is currently under revision. Chapters are being heavily edited with a goal of completing the final version by the end of October 2025.
Alastor had always been ambitious, and when an opportunity presents itself after a chance meeting to climb to the highest point he can get in Hell, well, who's he to deny it?
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Court of Hell
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Velvette has a secret that she has been hiding from everyone. That secret, she like Alastor is a deer demon. And through a series of events Velvette's well kept secret is exposed during an Overlord meeting.
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That day, absolutely everything went wrong: Vox’s proposal for a partnership, Alastor’s wild and nearly out-of-character reaction – and everything that followed. The Radio Demon left, determined to erase this day entirely, to pretend it never existed.
And then he wakes up again in Rosie’s garden and realizes the day never ends.OR: Alastor and Vox get trapped in a time loop, forced to relive that fateful day over and over, trying to figure out what exactly was wrong about it after all.
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Lucifer and Alastor have been married for years. The quality of life in Hell has increased drastically during the time under their rule. News about Sir Pentious' newfound winner status broke the headlines. Charlie's hotel for redemption became the talk of the town.
Things were going swimmingly for everyone and was going as good as it can get for hell. On top of that - the royal couple were in love and trying for a baby!
A month after an intense love making Alastor began exhibiting signs of pregnancy and whole and behold during a solo check up to the Royal Physician - the Radio demon was pregnant.
Wonderful news, right?
Well it would be if it weren't exactly when he arrived back home to the hotel - so did Queen Lilith with Lucifer glued to her hip.
The story begins as Alastor plans to shove his feelings deep into the recesses of his heart and quietly start a new life with himself, his child, and the little dignity he has left - away from anything and anyone involving the Morningstars.
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Alastor's somewhat convoluted plan to run away undetected to chase a fleeting dream of peace, love, and new beginnings as a single father all under a new identity.
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Despite his punishing grip and furious eyes, Lucifer’s voice was syrupy sweet. “You won’t be seeing anyone until I’ve turned you into the perfect little wife. An extended absence out of nowhere isn’t out of character for you.”
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Lucifer would be lying if he said he hadn’t imagined claiming the unfairly pretty deer sinner as his own, and shutting him up in the process. He just needed a little push, and no one liked to push him quite like Alastor.
One snide comment too many about his inability to satisfy a wife, and Lucifer was raring to prove him wrong. -
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With Lucifer back, Alastor’s future had never looked more unstable. Trust was impossible, cooperation even worse, yet Lucifer kept trying to pull him toward the idea of a “family” with their child, Nathaniel. Alastor wanted to refuse him again and again…but the longer he hesitated, the more he realized he might be risking the one thing he couldn’t bear to lose, his son.
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- Part 3 of House Morningstar
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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