Batclan Messes With Everyone
Fics in which the Batclan messes with people because they can
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Demons of Gotham by hyperius
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
04 Sep 2025
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“Joker claims They understand his jokes. All of them.”
The rumors began in the shadows of Gotham, whispered between thugs and criminals who masquerade as fearless before trembling as they’re forced to step foot into the dark: where the Bats hunts.“…Demonic bats who fight crime? You’re shitting me,” With only a solemn shake of the head in turn, Green Lantern couldn’t help but look scandalized, “Jesus Christ, this is why I try to stay out of Gotham.”
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Crime, Love, and Ghosts. (And others, Probably) by Thornrose270
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
16 Jul 2025
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Danny is getting frustrated. no matter what he tries he just can't beat Sam at this game! One day while grinding, he comes across the most amazing player he's ever seen, so of course he asks her to teach him her ways.
he's not the only one who's come looking for her assistance either.The three way crossover chat fic that someone actually did ask for.
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- Part 1 of Crime, Love, And Ghosts
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What Makes a Gothamite by Dragonfly_Dream
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
31 May 2025
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Sometimes, Neal Caffrey displayed the strangest behaviors. The White Collar unit tries to make sense of their resident CI's quirks while Neal - alias Dick Grayson, alias Nightwing - has the time of his life messing with their heads.
What would they say if they knew everyone in Gotham shared his odd habits?
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Back to the Past by ASmallVoice
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Titans (Comics)
03 May 2025
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The Harvard Crew and Dick are sent back to the past by a magic user. To return to their time, they need to gather their younger selves.
However, it is April 2014 and Dick Grayson has been off world for over two months. He’s not expected to return for at least three months. What’s a guy to do?
Well, it might help to locate all his siblings and ensure their safety. You know. While they’re waiting.
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Fine, Come to my Rescue by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
22 Mar 2025
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Batman and the Justice League get captured in a completely ridiculous and entirely unpredictable way. Batman's plans get called into question and by his team mates and a villain that doesn't deserve the name. He decides to abandon them to his best and most vicious general plan; let the kids sort everything out. He just wants to stop sneezing, get home, and have some soup.
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- Part 7 of Batfamily Feels
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AAAN (Assigned Adult At Nine) by StarlightDreamer16
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
28 Jun 2025
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Like he’d done again and again since he was nine years old, Dick Grayson silently took a burden from his father and made it his own.
Fics, mostly centred around Dick Grayson, that all take place in my version of DC canon.
Can be read separately.
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Red Hood's Babysitting Services by why_is_this_a_thing_now
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
07 Apr 2024
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Jason, through a series of unlikely events, finds himself taking care of one Timothy Drake and the rest of the brat's team of teenaged heroes. They only know him as Red Hood, which... MAY cause some issues further down the road.
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'Cause you mean more than anything (YOTP) by LovesFrogs
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
30 Nov 2024
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My fills for the Year of the (Platonic) OTP 2023. 12 connected oneshots (plus several bonus fics/interludes inspired by my comments section) in a universe where the Justice League is convinced that Batman is dating his "Partner" Robin.
NOTE: This is not a Batman/Robin series nor will it become so in the future.
Attempting to update on the 1st or 2nd of each month for 2023.
Main arc complete! Bonus updates continue in the final fic.
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Young Justice vs. Dimension Shenanigans by Spooky_Vanilla
Fandom Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice (Comics)
02 Aug 2023
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spread your wings and fly by Spooky_Vanilla
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
19 Sep 2023
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