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“Since you’re the only straight person here… if you had to fuck a guy, who would it be and why?” Hyunjin asked excitedly, his smile so big and bright Minho wasn’t sure if his eyes were even open.
Minho just barely stifled another laugh. How were they all so blind? Whatever, it wasn’t Minho’s business. Jisung was probably about to say something generic like Ryan Reynolds or something stupid and vague like Spiderman to get out of the question.
What Minho wasn’t expecting, was his actual answer.
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the unforgiving minute by orphicgaze
Fandoms: Young Justice (Comics), Impulse (Comics), Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Wonder Woman (Comics)
26 Jun 2025
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Bart squirms on the couch, legs kicking out against the armrest, pillow tucked into his stomach, the not-pain discomfort refusing to go away. "Periods suck."
He gnaws on the edge of the pillow as the room goes silent.
"Bart," Robin starts, almost painfully slow. It's the 'Grife-Bart-what'd-you-do' voice, but it's not like he's done anything. Today, anyway. "You don't have those."
Bart scoffs, pulling his mouth away from the attack on the fabric. "Not before, but I do now. Remember?"
Several months before, Young Justice crossed paths with a supervillain with a particular set of skills. Bart was hit, changed permanently, and moved on with his life pretty quickly.
Somehow, no one's noticed. Until now, that is.
(Bartholomew Henry Allen the II does not understand why it's such a big deal what's inside his pants. This century, he concludes, is so weird.)
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- Part 1 of in glass i see older men
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Close Quarters by zuzeca for spaceliquid
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
13 Aug 2016
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An explosion. A cave-in. A conversation. Awkward boners all around.
Or, in which Megatron doesn't let anything as insignificant as several tons of solid rock stop him from getting what he wants.
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a.k.a the two times Zhao Yuanzhou made Zhuo Yichen flustered, the one time Zhuo Yichen surprised him back
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Thing is, Xavier had an unusually high sex drive. And “unusually high” was his own opinion on it.
It had never been an issue before. Hell, Xavier had barely had the time and energy to dwell into his own fantasies before and his hand had done its job well enough on the few times he actually felt the need to relieve himself.
But now? With you being a constant in his life? Existing and breathing by his side? Xavier had been popping boners left and right.
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OR: early relationship XAVMC where Xavier feels conflicted about his sex-drive
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heart BROKEN (in a positive way)
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Gray finds himself wandering the streets at night and decides to use the guild’s swimming pool to clear his thoughts, but someone’s already beaten him to it…
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Oneshot
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Kroos the Keen Glint plays "cool aunt" and camp counselor for Rhodes Island's newest troubled youth: a 10-year-old Infected boy who seems to hate everything and everyone.
But Instructor (in training!) Kroos believes she can turn this boy's life around, for his own sake, and the sake of Rhodes Island.
After all, Kroos is great with children... especially the naughtiest, rowdiest, cutest little wolf boys...Series
- Part 56 of Arknights: Operation Breaktime!
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Minho works at a bowling alley. Jisung plays in a bowling league.
or; Minho is wildly impressed by Jisung's big dick bowling swag.
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After a fight with Ed leaves him seriously injured, Izzy calls the last person he'd ever want to see: Stede Bonnet. While Stede pulls out all the stops to nurse Izzy back to health, Izzy has to grapple with the realisation he's attracted to his ex-husband's ex-husband.
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Jisung only went to the basement fights once—for class, for research, for something to write about in his med school notes. But the first night he saw Minho fight, he stopped writing altogether. Now every Thursday he finds himself back in the same corner seat, notebook untouched, watching a man who shouldn’t even know he exists.
Minho does know, though. Knows he comes every week. Knows where he sits. Knows the look in his eyes. And when the distance between them finally closes, Jisung realizes he’s not just studying bruises anymore—he’s caught in someone else’s game.
OR: minho corrupts poor little jisung.
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He could just… try to go back to sleep. Except there was no way that would happen, because by now he was sporting a semi and Jason was still humping his ass.
Second option, he could wake Jason up, let him know about this no doubt incredibly awkward situation and hope he didn’t pack his shit and disappear into nothingness.
Also not optimal.
Or: Roy suffers from his attraction to Jason, until an awkward boner situation, and they have sex about it.
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Talking in Your Sleep by MisterChaoticStupid
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
29 May 2023
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Enmu is brand new to the ranks of the Twelve Kizuki, having been made into a demon only days ago. Through a stroke of bad luck, he winds up trapped in a train with Akaza and Douma, the latter of which insists on tormenting him for his own amusement. Enmu falls asleep, only to have a very vivid dream about a certain someone and winds up seeing him very differently than before.
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Renjun gives him a skeptical once-over. “So you wouldn’t do it again?”
Chenle tenses. “Do what? Kiss Jisung?” He rubs his now sweaty palms against his pants, nervous. He didn’t expect a tipsy kiss with his best friend to lead to such intense interrogation. “I—I mean, I don't know.”
“Right,” Renjun says.
in which: Everyone knows about Chenle's crush on Jisung except for Chenle and Jisung themselves.
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yum!!!
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work sucks, why not hide in a closet to avoid yet another meeting?
or, the most awkward boner that asaba harumasa has had in his entire life. and then it's not. and then it is again.
ain't that just the way.
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Lexa's sleeptalking combined with her wet dreams puts her in a very awkward place for herself, more so because she's intersex and has a penis. Her morning wood becomes a bit of a task to take care of every day, especially when she begins crushing on her roommate - Clarke. But no one's complaining.
Will Clarke mind it, or will she ride it? ;)
{ Okay seriously, I crack myself up with these summaries:D }
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- Part 5 of G!P Lexa - Shots
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GP Lex college
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Will and Mike have only been at college for a month or so and Wills dumbass locks himself out of his dorm.
Lucky for him Mikes apartment isnt far but unlucky for his closeted gay ass, he's shirtless.
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Mirrored Lie by Corantien
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
07 Apr 2024
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What if Per Haskell really means for Inej to be *that* kind of investment while Kaz only wants her to be his spider?
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Kaz & Inej must fake her being his 'whore' so she can be free of the Menagerie and Kaz can have his Wraith.
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Take a Long, Hard Look in the Mirror by Tweakaleak
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Sep 2025
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It started as your typical post-spar locker room boner.
Well, maybe not 'typical'... Because Bakugou ended up bent over the sink, staring down his own ruined reflection—
And someone just walked in.
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my hand gets clammy holding yours by wowies (aadupadu)
Fandoms: Super Sons (Comics), DCU (Comics)
31 Dec 2024
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Jon was all knobby knees and toothy grins with missing teeth when he first met Damian. His overgrown haircut crowded slightly against his eyes as he looked down at the older boy, extending his hand forward and mustering the best imitation of the smile his dad would flash (the one he gave photographers and news anchors, not the soft one he saved for Louis and Jon). "Hi Damian! I'm Jon, it's nice to meet you!"
Damian looked like he he wanted to roll his eyes but decided against it. Instead, he shook Jon's hand and settled on a simple "Of course, Farm Boy. I'm looking forward to working with you."
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how Jon and Damian fell in love from when they were ten and thirteen to when they turned seventeen and twenty (+ a bonus chapter at the end).
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The bus is full and Marinette is the last one on!
So when her bestfriends offer a suggestion she can't turn it down.
This trip is worth a lot of her grade. It has nothing to due with the fact she's going to be very.... close to someone special.
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- Part 7 of Miraculous Oneshots
- Part 1 of Adrienette