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  1. there ain't any use in pretending (it could happen to us any day) by

    Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    15 Apr 2026

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    Now, Alex is starting to think that he might be trapped here forever, under the bright lights and loud music, in this hot little box with his band members.
    Really hot. Really, really hot.

    Omegaverse. Alex (an alpha) and the band (also alphas) are in the middle of the Howlongathon when they learn some fun facts about biology.

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  2. Where the Deadend Meets the Eclipse by for *Emelie*

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF, The Horne Section TV Show (TV), British Comedy RPF  

    12 Apr 2026

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    When the government introduced the clankers, it didn’t take long for them to spread and crawl all across the city. Technology was now everywhere. There was barely any corner of the city that wasn’t under surveillance by security cameras with automatic facial recognition, or where a clanker or a policeman wasn't standing and watching people and what they were doing. The city closed itself off from the outside world and set up borders with barbed wire and guards. What once was called a technological revolution was now a fully totalitarian and dystopian regime, with just a few people brave enough to fight against it. Greg is one of them.

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  3. Better with three by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    31 Mar 2026

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    In a world where everyone is searching for their soulmate; Alex, Greg and Lily become a force of all that is good in the world of love - but not without their trials and tribulations of three different people trying to navigate this crazy thing called life.

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  4. The Horne Section Scribbles by

    Fandoms: The Horne Section TV Show (TV)  

    02 Mar 2026

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    This will be a place for all The Horne Section scribbles, just to make it easier for my brain. I hope you enjoy!

    First chapter contains scenes of blood and wounds.

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  5. Be a Good Boy for Me by for *Emelie*

    Fandoms: The Horne Section TV Show (TV)  

    26 Jan 2026

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    Ed is in one of his bratty moods again, but Ben makes sure Ed gets his well-deserved punishment for a day full of pesky teasing and cheekiness.

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  6. A Haiku for Ed Sheldrake by

    Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    25 Dec 2025

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    • Part 475 of TM
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  7. Thirst Trap by

    Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    08 May 2025

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    • Part 317 of TM
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  8. Relax by

    Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    16 Apr 2025

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    • Part 295 of TM
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  9. Horsing Around by

    Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    04 Apr 2025

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    • Part 282 of TM
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  10. Inside the Head of a Drummer by

    Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    28 Mar 2025

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    For the bingo prompt: Side-character-focused

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    • Part 272 of TM
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  11. Never Mind the Horne Section by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF, Never Mind the Buzzcocks RPF  

    22 Mar 2025

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    For the bingo prompt: put them on another panel show

    Read as an episode transcript.

    Note: I don't actually know what Ed would have wanted to be.

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    • Part 256 of TM
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  12. Sexting You in the Dead of Night by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    18 Mar 2025

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    For the bingo prompt: Phone sex and/or sexting

    G = Greg
    A = Alex

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    • Part 251 of TM
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  13. Blow by

    Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    12 Mar 2025

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    A follow-up to Plucking His Strings.

    For the bingo prompt: Sharing a room

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    • Part 234 of TM
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  14. Plucking His Strings by

    Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    11 Mar 2025

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    Inspired by and written as a sequel to Under His Keys by veththebrave

    For the bingo prompt: Keeping a secret

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    • Part 231 of TM
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  15. The Music We Make by for WhenLifeGivesYouLemons

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

    03 Mar 2025

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    My "white whale" fic.

    Thanks to Illuminescence for being my beta and also for coming up with the title.

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    • Part 179 of TM
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  16. In Good Hands by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    22 Feb 2025

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    For the bingo prompt: orgy

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    • Part 197 of TM
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  17. The Fucking Rhythm Section by

    Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    04 Feb 2025

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    For the bingo prompt: rarepair

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    • Part 167 of TM
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  18. Wetter Than Umbrellas And Stickier Than Apple Pie by

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    03 Feb 2025

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    This is just a straight up Horne Section orgy including Greg

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  19. Never Screamed Before by for *Emelie*

    Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF  

    31 Jul 2023

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    You bump into Alex Horne - quite literally - after a gig, leading to a night of exploring the different sides of the Taskmaster's Assistant.

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