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“Hey, Mumbo? Do you think there could be life out there?”
It was the last good memory Grian had. If only he had known just how relevant his innocent question had been on that nearly perfect day. Maybe they wouldn’t be where they are now.Series
- Part 1 of Destination: Series
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We should've helped him by Gilded_ForgetMeNot
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Aug 2025
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It's the start of season nine, and Xisuma still hasn't woken up. Stress*, Doc and Keralis are desperate enough to beg their resident mind-reader, Hypno, for help.
Hypno wishes he'd said no.
(Don't be fooled, this is a mostly Xisuma and Evil Xisuma centric fic. Everyone else is mostly there to react to how truly bad things are)
*This is part of my Fanfic backlog, and thus Stress is here. I no longer include her in current writing, but given that she's present in so much of my past stuff it feels... wrong, somehow, to just delete her. -
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Xisuma Void, the omega prince of the end's empire, falls "Mysteriously" pregnant. His Mother arranges him to be wed to Keralis, A king of the overworld. Xisuma deals with both his trauma and his new found life as a stranger in a strange land.
This story depicts abuse, Rape, obsession, Incest (It is not romanticized in this fic, it is purely abusive.) , Fantasy and Mpreg. If you do not like these, scroll. Care for yourself and skip if any of the tags will trigger you or make you uncomfortable.
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After Xisuma’s been quite rude for three weeks, Cleo decides to handle things.
Not everything is as it seems, as she and the other Hermits find out.Series
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When Xisuma donated blood to a hospital, he didn’t expect for that blood to be stolen by a science lab and used in a cloning machine.
Once he found out about the clones, went to see them, he also didn’t expect all but one to be dead.
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- Part 1 of The Clone Facility
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The sun never touched Crystallara.
It was not for lack of light—Crystallara glittered brighter than any other kingdom. But its shine came from within. Gold-paved streets, diamond-laced fountains, obsidian walls crowned with glowing crystals. It was a city that did not need the sun.
And neither did Xisuma Void the Sixth.Or
Hermit-a-day May Day 4: Evil Xisuma
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- Part 4 of Witch Hunt
- Language:
- English
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- 893
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
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Xisuma should’ve done this sooner.
He meant to visit Ex only a day after banning him, but decided to put it off for a day, but the next day he had to deal with an emergency, and the day after that was specifically for maintenance, then he got sick for a week, forgot for three more, remembered in the middle of another emergency but forgot by the time it was over, spent way too long trying to fix a simple bit of coding, and by then, Ex had entirely vanished from his mind.
So now he’s here.
Seven months later.
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Wrote this because I was bored. No other reason tbh.
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- Part 1 of Madison Madisongs’ Hermitcraft Fics
- Language:
- English
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- 744
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- 1/1
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A hermitcraft meeting. At least that’s what it started as. Xisuma was sitting in a normal weekly meeting listening to False’s plans for the nether hub, when he heard thunder. His entire body immediately went stiff. Wherever there was thunder there was lightning. Grian squawked, giggling slightly leaning his chair to try to get a peek out the window. “It looks like a big one, no wonder my feathers have been going crazy today.” He stared at the rest of the room blankly, “I think it’ll get here soon. Like really soon, we have like 15 minutes max before it starts pouring.” Scar squealed excitedly running off to a random door of the building coming back with his arms bundled in blankets, “I knew a day would come where I needed these!” Doc rolled his eyes. It was common Scar behaviour to hide blankets in a business building.
Xisuma eyed the room of pure terror creeping into his system. Ever since last season’s…guest. A certain evil twin. He hadn’t been able to stand the sight of lighting without having flashbacks to the things that had happened then.
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Xisuma got PTSD from the evil emporium and the truth comes out at the worst time possible.
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Something i wrote 2 years ago but posted anyways.
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- Part 5 of Emmy’s Whump
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An alternate ending to Hold On Tight To This Time, This Place (‘Cause Everything You Know Will Be Erased) inspired by a comment Where Grian didn't show up to Scar's apartment.
I highly recommend reading the aforementioned fic before reading this one, though technically you can read them in either order.
This one is for the angst gremlins like me.
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If Scar wasn’t going to show up to work he wasn’t going to bother showing up at his door.
The man merged all the way across the highway and got off at his exit. Going home fuming and listening to some radio show critiquing HotGuy’s lack of performance that day.
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Just some random ideas/concepts/vague plot lines I have for the Void twins! Do be careful though, some things might include triggering topics- it's all in the tags. Feel free to use any of these, just please tell me so I can read them! I love comments! Also, if you recognize me: No you don't! <3
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Xisuma tries to find a way to get out of the Season 8 world after forcing his Hermits out of the portal only for it to close before he could leave.
Ex, as the sorta-admin of the Helsmits, has to figure out how to get the Hels players out of the corrupted Season 8 and into Season 9 as the world crumbles around them.
The Void twins are forced to work together when they get kidnapped by Hybrid Hunters, intent on breaking and selling them both. Will they get out in time, or will the Hermits find them?
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Surely deciding to take his time making it to one farm and to look around the server a bit won’t result in any horrible realizations, right?
…right?
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- Part 14 of MCYT (Hermitcraft) Oneshots
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xisuma ran away to escape what was foretold to happen
he runs to a new town and finds peace in the familiar routine until the flashbacks start.
an offer to join a local band piques his interest, but could it bring up his long buried secrets?
it’s quite different but inspired by somboredpikachu’s fic which i literally love
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Evil X’s POV of season 8. (I’m sorry that’s the best summary I can come up with right now-)
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Title from/Inspired by “Oh No!” by MARINA, titles will be lines of the song
Added most of the lore scenes after X’s ep 13 & tried to keep them as intact as possible.
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"remember, it is what you deserve." by MelamineMuffin (SwagLeaf)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010), Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Apr 2024
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Xisuma is finally close to staking Evil Xisuma - too bad it doesn't go how he had planned.
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Vaguely based off of Marceline's past.
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The goal of Hermitcraft is and always has been to protect the Hermits. From prejudice, from the law, from their ‘old friends’ or even from their own selves – either an inability to take care of themselves or an inclination to do themselves harm. The goal of the Hermits is and has always been to protect each other, even after there were more newcomers than old hands, they came together to help each other.
When a Hermit is in need, another Hermit is always nearby to help. When someone is broken inside, or hunted, or considering things they shouldn’t, there’s always a Hermit they trust to show them how to glue themselves back together again.
If there isn’t a Hermit in the vicinity, Hermitcraft herself arranges for there to be. When there isn’t another Hermit in the district, Hermitcraft nudges them in the right direction. When there isn’t another Hermit on the server, well. Hermitcraft has to get a bit creative.Or: A brief, not at all comprehensive, record of the many appearances of Helsmits on the Hermitcraft server.
No set number of chapters, will add as I feel inclined. Warnings for individual chapters are provided in chapter notes. Rated M for safety.
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Grian made a chat by BunnyoftheDarknessVoid
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
04 Jan 2024
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A chatfic showing Grian, Xisuma, Scott, and fWhip through their first meeting at Admin School all the way to the Hermitcraft x Empires crossover.
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- Part 1 of Chatfic au!
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The Good Times Vs. The Bad by Kuro_Edwards, Ze1_who
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Yandere High School (Web Series), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
30 Dec 2023
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Scar was jealous.
Sure...
His friends beat him and he became the Mayor.
Why did he feel this way, after everything he did to win and yet he still faced failure... If there was just a way for him to get it back. .Aka!
Mumb won elections instead of Scar.Series
- Part 1 of Good Vs Bad Universe
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Wels has a bad night, and EX freaks out about Evil Xisuma.
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- Part 15 of Countereaction, Reworded
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- English
- Words:
- 1,087
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
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- 150
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Xisuma doesn't remember making those edits to his player data.
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- Part 4 of hermit horror week 2023