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Silk Ribbons and Dagger Dances (My Ballerina Holds A Knife) by temptingstyles
Fandoms: Larry Stylinson - Fandom, One Direction (Band), Larry - Fandom
08 Jul 2025
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Harry is seething,"This is not happening, I don't do diapers or dolls or bedtime stories."
Louis just watches and waits, Harry points at him, jaw tight, like a madman on the brink of insanity drenched in frustration and words he can't express, "Do you even fucking hear yourself?"
Louis raises a brow, tilting his head slightly, lips twitching to curl around the edges, Harry needs to get it out of his system, "You want to take in a child," Harry spits, gesturing toward Adelaide. "A child that—fuck, Louis, we run the most powerful criminal empire in England. She already has a price on her head?"
"Hazza." Louis's voice is softer now, but there's something firm underneath it. Harry stops to glare at him.
"You own London," Louis says, pointed, "Tell me, where else would be safer for her than with us?"
Harry clenches his fists, whole body brimming with frustration, Louis knows him. Knows that Harry is thinking about every logical reason why this is a bad idea but underneath that, Harry is thinking about is himself, thinking about their bedroom, nights where he trembles in Louis's hands, letting Louis ruin him, strip away the weight of the empire and turn him into something soft and pliant. -
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Harry is a broken man. He lost everything because his boyfriend of 8 years cheated on him and threw him out. He swore off love, didn’t want to be disappointed or hurt anymore because he had his fair range of it since a young age. The only fun he has is at work with his friends and co-workers Niall, Zayn and Liam. That’s where he meets Louis, the new co-worker, and of course, he falls in love. They become friends. Louis is happy alone, he swore off love too. Will Harry be able to show him that falling for him won’t be a mistake?
or the one where the world of extroverted Harry collides with the world of introverted Louis. Or maybe not so introverted ;-)
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Louis snaps back to reality.
You’re fine. He tells himself.Bella calls for Louis to come to her for backup, Louis runs over after finishing a quick kick warmup— he looks at the board, almost the end of the first half. And it’s 2-0.
Shit.
He does whatever he can in those next two minutes—before the timer goes off and the announcer calls halftime.
Louis sighs and begins to walk off the pitch after a talk from his coach. Nice lad, yet taking Louis off the second half really bummed him out.
Louis was about to turn the corner into the hallway leading to the dressing rooms when he heard a voice, one he certainly didn’t expect to hear.
Especially not in the first row.
He turns swiftly, “Harry??”
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- Kudos:
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Louis never thought he had a problem. Sure, he dabbled, took some pills here, took a line there, but it was all just part of the fun. Until his mum found a bag of molly in his sock drawer and shipped him off to rehab for ten weeks before he could even think of an excuse.
Harry on the other hand, has always known he had a problem. He just never thought anyone else would notice. But when his mum caught him stealing her tilidine perscription she shipped him off as well, whether it was because she cared or was annoyed her pill bottle kept emptying itself, Harry wasn‘t sure.
Thrown together in a place neither of them wanted to be, Louis and Harry form an unlikely bond, one built on whispered confessions during sleepless nights, quiet companionship in group therapy and the raw, aching need to be understood. As the months turn into years they get closer and closer until they‘re essentially attached at the hip.
Recovery isn‘t linear. There are victories and relapses, progress and and backslides. But through it all, Louis has his people, Zayn, Niall, Oli and Eleanor, his found family, the ones who refuse to give up on him despite being just as messed up as he was. Slowly but surely, they become Harry‘s family too.
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- Part 1 of Together, or not at all
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A Hurricane Behind the Door. by Stylesinc
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), No Control - One Direction (Song), Written All Over Your Face - Louis Tomlinson (Song)
27 May 2025
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Harry smirked.
Louis smiled slowly, like a crocodile.
“You dream about me at night, don’t you?”
“Yep, I also masturbate to the idea of you getting hit by a car.”
“Hot.”
“Ugh.”
Their teams were lining up. The tension was palpable. So was the tent Louis was pitching under his shorts. Harry glanced down pointedly. “You should really get that checked out. Could be a tumor.”
Louis stepped closer. “Could be your next meal.”
Harry’s lip curled. “No thanks, I’m allergic to shrimp.”
(Grade school to Uni, hate followed them both. Innocent banter turned into hate fucking with words. Greek week wakes up somethings deeper than loathing and it ends with Harry throat coated and limp!)
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Tired of having no experience, they decided to have sex together. Louis and Harry are two friends who have sex.
Excited storyline with a bit a drama and smut. Ziam included.
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“Think you're some type of comedian, huh, Harold.” Louis said, shoving the alpha’s ID back his way.
“Oh no, not at all.” Harry said earnestly, tucking the card back in his wallet. “I will warn you ahead of time though to use my full Christian name sparingly. Nothing else gets me going like memories of my mum properly scolding me. Don’t even think about throwing my middle name in there or I really won’t be able to contain myself.”
Louis balked at him, eyes wide with surprise more than anything else. Harry flashed his teeth, holding out his hand, “Harry, will do.”
Snapping his mouth closed, Louis resumed his glower, “Louis, then.”
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In a world where omegas are at the top of the totem pole, Louis Tomlinson establishes himself as the successful CEO of a prestigious company. Nothing and no one brings him down until his own biological clock comes into play.
In a world where alphas are at the bottom tier of society, Harry Styles scrapes by taking on any odd job he can find. When the opportunity to help a certain omega through their heat falls into his lap he is powerless to decline. Not when there is money to be made.
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Louis Tomlinson has spent the last five years working backstage at music festivals. It‘s not a dream job, but it pays well enough, and he likes the anonymity, setting up lights, organizing the never ending chaos, make sure everyone does what they need to do and most importantly, make sure the lineup doesn‘t kill eachother.
Then there‘s Harry Styles.
A global superstar. A festival headliner. The kind of person Louis would rather avoid-not because he dislikes him, but because guys like that don‘t see guys like Louis.
Or do they?
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A few minutes passed with the two sitting in silence–neither leaving, but neither quite wanting to stay– until Louis suddenly turned to Harry, his blue eyes piercing into Harry’s once they met. His eyebrows were furrowed, his lips pursed. Harry knew that look well, the one he always wore when he was deep in thought, ruminating over what he wanted to say next. Harry’s nerves buzzed underneath his skin, his muscles taut as he waited for what Louis would say.
“Are you happy?” Louis finally spoke.
Harry gave Louis a wry smile before shaking his head slowly.
“No,” he murmured, voice just loud enough to be heard. “But I am happy that you care enough to ask.”xx
Or- The aftermath of Harry and Louis' breakup through the lens of Harry's songs.
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“And finally, Harry’s so-called quirky trait is probably the one that requires most getting used to," Zayn says, smirking. Louis looks at Harry, whose only reaction is rolling his eyes so hard Louis thinks they could get stuck.
“It’s normal and natural,” Harry sighs.
“Right, so lads, Harry masturbates a lot. Like a lot. And he is not quiet," Niall says, grinning and looking at Harry like he sort of admires him for it.
Louis looks at Harry again. He has squared his shoulders and is looking defiantly around the room. Louis is intrigued. This could be fun.
“Are you a leftie?” Louis asks, obviously looking to tease Harry.
Harry sighs so profoundly that Louis is impressed with how much air he can blow out in one go. "I am not," Harry answers, looking mildly annoyed.
"So, how are you getting by now?" Louis asks, generally interested.
"Not well," Harry mumbles, looking genuinely annoyed.OR Harry broke his arm and can't pleasure himself the way he likes. Louis has no intention of helping him out AT ALL, but alas, here they are.
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- Part 1 of The Satisfaction Series
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The Velvet Rabbit by Ace0fHeartz
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Walls - Louis Tomlinson (Album), Harry's House - Harry Styles (Album)
20 Feb 2025
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Harry Styles never meant to fall for a stripper. But the moment he steps into The Velvet Rabbit—an exclusive, underground club known for its sinful performances and even more sinful secrets—he locks eyes with a particular dancer, and everything changes.
He is untouchable. On stage, he commands the room, exuding confidence and control. Offstage, he’s distant, guarded, unwilling to let anyone past his carefully constructed walls. Harry should’ve been just another wealthy patron, just another admirer he would dismiss with a smirk and a roll of his eyes.
But as always, things don't go how they're supposed to go.
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Coffee Stains and Heartfelt Games by itslateandallicandoisthinkofyou
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Men's Football RPF
15 Feb 2025
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I am not good with summarizing so bear with me...
Louis moves to London for a fresh start, leaving behind a stifling hometown and a past where he tried to conform to others' expectations. After unpacking, he heads to a café recommended by his new friend and teammate, Niall. There, he meets a charming and beautiful barista who immediately catches his attention. Louis leaves but keeps the boy in his mind. -
Pudding Cup Boy by Sunflwerx3 for Ajeyxlove_1D on twt who gave the prompt
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
04 Feb 2025
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“How many of those have you had today?” Louis asks Harry; he knows it's not uncommon for the boy to have 3 or 4 a day, which seems excessive to Louis, but who is he to judge? He once had 18 diet cokes in a day. We all have vices.
Harry looks a little ashamed at the answer on his tongue. “28,” he covers his face with his hands.
“Harry?!?!?” Louis yells a little loudly. “You’ve had 28 pudding cups today!?” He groans.
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or a crack fic backed on a prompt I saw on twt in which Harry really likes pudding and louis is an idiot, long story short they fall in love.
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There Has Never Been An Ocean Entirely Frozen by InfinityTony
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Sign Of The Times - Harry Styles (Song)
29 Jan 2025
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The night before Sign of the Times was released on April 7, 2017,
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Louis and Harry share a hammock on their well-deserved break.
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Louis Tomlinson sabía que solo se podía culpar a si mismo. No te permites endeudarte con un hombre como Harry Styles, por mucho que necesites su ayuda. Como su asistente personal, él era muy consciente de que el CEO de éxito mundial era despiadado e implacable.
Por supuesto, si hubiera sabido que él le pediría que fuera su marido durante doce meses, habría dudado en aceptar su ayuda. Porque lo que había aprendido de Harry era que el diablo no era feo ni aterrador. Era seductor y cautivador. Tarareaba con susurros de tentación: la tentación de pecar y rendirse, de dejar que te marque y te posea. Despertando todas las necesidades y fantasías que tenías.
Incluso podría hacerte amarlo."Mientras uses estos anillos, eres mío; ningún otro tipo tiene derecho a tocarte, nunca jodidamente lo permitiría."
"¿Y el anillo en tu dedo?"
"Dice que estoy fuera de límites, al igual que tú."
Está historia es una adaptación del libro "The Favor" de Suzanne Wright.
⚠ La historia está narrada en primera persona.
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Harry and Louis are childhood best friends. After getting a taste of each other right before they go to separate collages, when Harry returns home after 5 years, will their friendship be weird? Or will it be something more special than either of them dared to dream of?
One where Louis has a YouTube channel with a following, and Harry comes home after a long time apart. After getting excited about his friend’s success thus far, Harry offers new ideas to keep the explore page interesting.
Starts off a little awkward, but it gets better soon.
Sam and Colby aren’t in this fic but it is low key inspired by their friendship.
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It didn't hurt. Didn't ache anymore. The band broke up, it was a distant memory. That all had there own albums, own lives. But when a strange call comes in from an older man. Things change. They would get new management, would get freedom. But half the members barely got along, so how the hell would it work out.
So really what could go wrong when their on their We Are Home reunion tour.
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“What the fuck are you staring at?” Louis suddenly snaps and Harry’s eyes quickly dart from where they had strayed to Louis’ arms, bare biceps on display now that his hoodie has been lost somewhere between crawling to the bathroom and returning again.
Harry tries to mask his embarrassment with a quick remark, but all that comes out is a bitter snap. “Was just thinking about how glad I am that high school is over. That I’ll be going to uni next month and I’ll finally be far away from you.”
Or, Harry and Louis are co-workers, and a forgotten key might just be the push they need to work through their long standing rivalry.
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you’ll never feel like you’re alone (i’ll make this feel like home) by ajs_bookmark
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
05 May 2024
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Louis Tomlinson is the most oblivious idiot alive.