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    Once, he was Kabukimono. Then Kunikuzushi. Then Scaramouche. Now, he calls himself Kunimitsu. He erased himself from history, trying (and mostly failing) to move on.

    Then the Traveller sent him a book.

    Instead of Simulanka, Alice had other plans—dumping him (and an unlucky handful of others) into the Wizarding World for what was supposed to be a ‘vacation’. Roleplay as different characters, have some fun, go home like nothing happened.

    His new name? Harry Potter.

    But the longer he stays, the more he learns. About this world. About its gods. About himself.

    This was never just a vacation. Alice didn’t send them here just for fun.

    And by the time it’s over—if it ever truly ends—Kuni isn’t sure if he’ll ever be the same again.

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    20/?
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    “…You can’t cook,” he repeated. “You, a millennia old god, who has cut mountains in half, pale before the simple task of cooking a meal.

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    The Wanderer has been convinced to stay in Inazuma for a while more, and Raiden Ei and Yae Miko are set on repairing the relationships between the three of them.
    What will erode first, the tension or the Wanderer's sanity?

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    4/5
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    2,036
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    Between the stress of exams, sneaking in unauthorized appliances into her dorm room, and terrorizing the cute guy two doors down, Lumine has certainly decided to test fate this year at the Akademiya. And the RA's patience. And possibly her internal organs.

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    4/?
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    24
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    54
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    5
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    When the Hero commission requested help against the LOV, they were met with silence.

    Unbeknowest to them the nation of Teyvat, has finally received their call. Guilty over their lack of action, the strongest pro heroes - the archons - decide to lend their aid in teaching the young students of UA in an apology of sorts.

    But something lies under the surface. No one is what they seem and even the nicest people have their own intentions.

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    7/?
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    485
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    75
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    Childe's life post the Osial incident has settled into something of normalcy. He has a comfortable (if not a bit boring) 9-5 job at the bank, he has loads of free time to waste, and he gets to experience whatever Liyue has to offer, at his own pace, frequently accompanied by Zhongli.

    However, this idyllic picture is shattered the day Childe receives a letter from the Tsaritsa, summoning him back to Snezhnaya, immediately.

    He is crushed by the news. He has expected it – it was bound to happen, eventually, but the message still daunts him. How is he supposed to say goodbye to Liyue so suddenly? How is he going to say goodbye to Zhongli, the only person he can call a friend?

    To his surprise, the god offers to travel with him, and so they set on a journey to the northern lands of everwinter. They just forget about one important thing – reptiles don’t do well in freezing cold.

    Which is why Childe now has to deal with his own grumpy Archon, the constant scheming and bickering of the other Harbingers, and a very sleepy and very clingy dragon.

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    15/15
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    The Archons meet up together, because apparently, Nahida needs their help in something “important”, none of them know what they’re getting into.

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    "Maybe... you were someone I’ve been wishing for."

    "Oh? Really? How so?"

    "Because... I wanted to feel love."

    Zhongli smiles, gently taking Childe’s hand in his.

    "And you... were someone I never wished for."

    "Oh...? Why not?"

    "Let’s just say... I was afraid of starting over."
    __________

    Love withers. So do relationships.
    But souls… they don’t.

    The youthful are full of emotions and desire,
    Always chasing answers that lie on the surface.

    But maybe what they need...
    Is rooted in wisdom and understanding.

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    Nahida needs to leave Sumeru for two weeks. In case of emergencies, she transfers a bit of her powers to her adopted son; Hat guy, and a bit to the scribe, Al haitham. She tells them to use them to protect Sumeru when she’s gone. Chaos ensues and love blooms.

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    3/?
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    On another day of working at IKEA, Scaramouche watched from the sidelines as Klee, who's apparently a repeat offender when it comes to property damage, wrecks a part of the store. His annoyance only intensifies as Klee, the little rascal, tries to set her brother up with him.

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    1/1
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    19
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    Scaramouche is just trying to do his job in IKEA, but his weed dealer, Kazuha, and his boyfriend Heizou had the "brilliant" idea of coming to the exact store he JUST started to work at.

    Scaramouche is not pleased, to say the least, when he recognizes his weed dealer asleep on one of the beds.

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    1/1
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    2
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    23
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    Kaveh, he learns, is just like that. Giving away the clothes on his own back just to help other people. Wanderer keeps an eye out for him and tries to keep him out of trouble—no wonder Alhaitham didn’t want the job of Grand Sage, he realizes with horror one day, after he’s rescued Kaveh from being scammed again, it’s because looking after Kaveh from himself is already a full-time job.

    But through these incidents, they become what Kaveh calls friends and Wanderer calls looking after the idiot so Alhaitham won’t resign from being Grand Sage.

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    1/1
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    346
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    60
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    2,212
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    Scaramouche breaks Mona's globe.

    Mona steps in a puddle.

    Both decide to ask Albedo and Sucrose (respectively) for advice.

    All while Albedo is trying to ask Sucrose out on a date (and failing; see above).

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    The author hops on the first plane back to do what Genshin couldn't.

    OR: Albedo comes back to Sucrose missing, with a report that she has been acting weird. What has happened to her?

    (How do I write a good summary, now that I am not promoting these anywhere?)

    UPDATE: NOW WITH ARTWORK UNDERNEATH THE FIC THAT I PAID MONEY FOR (a lot of money, please check it out)!! :D

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    1/1
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    25
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    Albedo and Sucrose recently moved into the neighbourhood, and seem to get along with their new neighbours, Scaramouche and Mona. Everything has been going well for the first few months, which is a relief.

    However, the two veteran residents realize something is off very quickly.

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    Just 5swirl performance and song they sing and their life and what they stream. Also quotes from popular vids.

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    3/?
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    узник однажды — узник навсегда

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    2/2
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    A series of snapshots in the lives of Childe/Ajax/Tartaglia and Lumine raising their daughter (Mia).

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    It was improbable but there was a slim possibility. His daughter had his abyss abilities. Childe sighed and squeezed Lumine’s hand. Parenting just became a whole lot more complicated.

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    39
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    17,271
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    When they were kids, they made a promise in the midst of the flourishing snow. Once they grow up, they'll marry each other. Or, at least, that's what Heizou said. Now they're young adults who have unfortunately had a falling out. It's too late. They're too awkward with each other now!

    Although Kazuha lives semi-nearby, Heizou is always invited to his parties. And after the party, Heizou seems to have caught a high fever. He needs to dial his neighbor, but instead...

    TLDR; Heizou accidentally calls Kazuha to save him from his fever. And even when they weren't as close as they used to, Kazuha actually came to save him.

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    Yueni has been left alone for most of, if not all of his whole life.
    He's been kidnapped by some cult from the desert while he was getting things for Nahida. He doesn't know how long it's been, hard to tell time underground. He knows they won't come to save him.
    He isn't a fool.
    When he gets out he has something else to worry about though.
    (Or; Yueni hates mortals he really does, but this one kid with the electro vision, he can stay)

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    1/1
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    24
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    4
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    Normally you don’t want to be affiliated with the Fatui, much less an Ex-Harbinger.
    But Wanderer’s on the gacha banner, and someone’s got to fill the other Spiral Abyss team…

    Or: I tell the story of the time my team pulled for everyone’s favorite emo boy.

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    1,440
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    61
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    5
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    1,099

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