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    “Tough shit, brother. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

    The “game” being who, between Jack and Robby, would have the most patients with foreign objects lodged in their asses this holiday season. Jack eked out the win with 21; Robby only had 17.

    “It’s not fair,” Robby grumbled. “No one’s trying to get it on at 11 in the morning. That's the kind of shit you do after the sun goes down.”

    Jack shrugged. “You agreed to the terms and conditions. Here, turn around, let me get the back.”

    The “prize” that Robby won stared at him in the mirror as Jack zipped up the back of his costume. It was the annual PTMC holiday/new year’s party (lumped together, because they couldn’t be fucked to have two separate parties, and it was cheaper), and Robby would be attending dressed as Santa Claus. The scratchy white beard was practically suffocating him, and the shiny red fabric of the coat and pants was stretched tight across his arms, stomach, and thighs.

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    This is the Accidental Warlord and His Pack series, reorganized in an order that makes a little more sense. It's not precisely chronological, since some of the backstories are set well before With a Conquering Air, but it should flow nicely.

    If you're interested in talking about this series, please come join the Discord server!

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    “Come, Grantaire, look not amazed: you who so often spoke of me as Achilles and Euryalus. Did you think I never heard?”

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    A slight expansion on my tumblr post

    "a reincarnation AU where Enjolras has eight birth marks across his chest. Grantaire only has one, right over his heart"

     

    Bahorel remembered first.
    In the harsh light of the summer morning, Bahorel ran his fingers across the birthmark thoughtfully. It had never really occurred to him before, but it was the perfect echo of a bayonet wound.

     

    The barricade boys start to remember their past and are drawn together once more.

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