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  1. Summary

    A collection of my Naruto related works! :D

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  2. Summary

    A collection of my DSMP related works!

    We have Powered Aus, Space/Alien Aus, prompts/ideas, WIPS (work in progress), Found Family (ofc), reincarnation, and more!

    We even have a Quote book! :D

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  1. Rec *

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    Odysseus is, for a full second, determined to sacrifice his men. But Eurylochus’s eyes beg him to reconsider, and there is already so much blood on his hands - and then, in the midst of his desperation and fear, Odysseus has an almost violent epiphany: he has been given no time limit.

    And so he shrugs lightly. “That’s true, actually. I don’t want you all to die either.” He looks pointedly away from the swords pointed in his direction, meeting his second-in-command’s gaze with a beam bright enough that the man recoils. “Thanks for bringing that up, Eurylochus. You’ve given me a lot to think about.”

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    22 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    And if I were to say I'm actually in literal tears from laughing so hard BECAUSE of this fic would you believe me? (the clear and only answer is yes)
    Zeus is a f^cking dumb@ss (or is he?) which is literally the most hilarious and perfect thing to exist XD
    (angst but like uh crack too? :3)

    (Completed - 8/22/25 18k+)

  2. Rec *

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    Everybody knew about the tiny apartment on the East End of L'manberg, hiding in a far corner of the lower districts.

    A place everyone was welcome, regardless of their given title.
    Where villains could come for medical treatment.
    Where mafia goons and bosses could rest without the need to look over their shoulders.
    Where vigilantes and heroes could have a nice chat over tea.
    Where treatment (and treats) were given out freely.

    Where societal tags (and their due expectations) were shot and murdered at the front door.
    And if you ignored this rule, you too were shot and murdered at the front door.
    By whom was a gamble.

    Everybody knew about the tiny apartment on the East End of L'manberg.

    Everybody also knew that if you touched any of the occupants, well...
    You'd have the entirety of super-powered society (underground and otherwise) gunning for your head.

    Tommy Innit, the owner of said apartment, lived quite the interesting life.
    Seriously, he just wanted to bake cookies, what just happened?

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    5 times Tommy dropped everything to help everyone else, and 1 time they dropped everything to help him.

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    16 Feb 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I MUST finish this/read the next chapter when it's out I MUST it's so fucking good though 100/10 would recommend!!
    (Chapter 4 - Like a year ago)

  3. Rec *

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    Respect the drip karen @vineruntilIdie
    Replying to @TubboBU
    Excited to see how you make nukes work out in the lore 😂😂

    TubboBU @TubboBU
    Replying to @TubboBU and @vineruntilIdie
    Lore??

    Outsider POV but it's Twitter looking into the DSMP if it were a real country and the creators were still creators, but also no-one believes them

    or; What If The SMP Was a Real Country?

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    06 Jul 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Funniest f^cking sh*t I have ever found and read

    Please and I mean it I beg of you to read it, it is f^cking hilarious it is easily 100/10 if not MORE and tied for the top spot in my fav fics to ever read and reread

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    08 Jan 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yes just yes

    (I absolutely adore/adored this person's works when I only had a guest account and I'm not willing to lose them again)

  5. Rec 26

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    Tommy: I’ll record everything. And I’ll keep track of it all. And then I’ll find my parents, or a human, or something else, and everything will make sense and I’ll belong somewhere.

    [There’s a long exhale and a rustling, like Tommy lying down.]

    Tommy: Is it normal that I miss someone I’ve never met?

    or,

    A series of audio logs from a recorder that Tommy has had since he was a child, from his place as a sole human on a planet of Avians to a trip around the galaxy and the family found on the trip.

    //

    or or,

    I got bribed and also audio logs my beloved <33

    (NOT A SHIP FIC!! PLEASE don't interact if you ship goldenduo. it's not funny and also against both their boundaries.)

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    01 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I read this in one sitting and god I don't regret it one bit-

    This was such an emotional roller coaster all the feels were making ME feel because of the feels that it was just an all around very feely night. (That makes no sense and I couldn't care less I'm still very feely lol)

    Couldn't recommend this fic more though! It deserves all the love in the world <3

    (It's actually pretty deep if you think about it like you just get it yk? Idk how to explain it all I know is that it makes you [me] feel in both sad and happy ways. Again idk but there was golden duo so I'm happy :D)