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Dating 101 for dummies by BatCatnip
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Mar 2025
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Two dumbasses fell in love but neither of them knows how feelings works
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In teaching you will learn (how to love) by BatCatnip
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
17 Oct 2024
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the math teacher and the biology teacher are trying to hide something from the rest (spoiler: they both suck at it)
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“Taste that fer me.” Osamu says, offering a spoonful to Rin once it’s done.
Instead of acting like a normal human being and taking the spoon from Osamu, Rin leans forward, tongue out, and slips the cold metal into his mouth while the chef is still very much holding onto it.
Osamu swallows at the same time as Rin moans around the spoon.
The chef averts his eyes, closes them and screams internally.
“That’s so fucking good.” Rin praises, and wastes no time in reaching over to try and dip a finger into the cream. Osamu slaps his hand again before he makes it and clicks his tongue.
”Ouch.” Rin mumbles. “You’ve got freakishly strong hands, you know that?”
“I know.” He answers.
Of course he does, he grew up slapping Atsumu’s hands away.
“You must give a mean spanking.”
And Osamu’s brain screeches to a halt.
or an AU where Private Chef Osamu is hired by a mysterious (Rin is world famous, Osamu just got too lazy to search him up) billionaire and for the first time ever considers breaking his 'no sex in the kitchen' rule
(also if his idiot of a brother would stop trying to make a sugar daddy out of his boss's accountant, that'd be great)
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29 Sep 2025
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osamu belongs with rin that's the law <3
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19 Sep 2025
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Keiji slumps back against the cabinets with a whimpered groan. He lets his eyes close, desperate to reconstruct the vision of Koutarou in glasses before the details fade from his memory: the silver frames that accentuated the gold glow of his eyes, the thin wires that highlighted the strength of his brows.
He was so handsome, so dignified. He didn’t look old, (fuck you, Miya), but he did look older in the most delicious way. He looked like Keiji’s superior, like he should toss Keiji around and throw him on the mattress and call him the sweetest, filthiest names and maybe make him cry.
Oh god. Yes.
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or: Koutarou gets glasses, and Keiji attempts to convince him just how handsome he is in them.
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15 Sep 2025
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Osamu’s last month in Hyogo sure would be a lot less complicated if he could stop thinking about the time Suna Rintarou got caught with another boy’s hand down his pants in the library.
(aka the 90s high school AU no one asked for)
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15 Sep 2025
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“I don’t know what I’m going to do without you, Akaashi,” chokes Bokuto.
The timer screams loud in Keiji's ears.
“Yeah, well-” says Keiji. His words start off broken so he clears his throat, tries again. His eyes flit against his will. He can’t look, he can’t see. “Yeah well I’ve been half in love with you for the last year so I think you’ll be able to manage better than I will.”
Bokuto goes still under his hands. Keiji looks, only briefly, and Bokuto is… he looks stunned. His cheeks are even redder now and his eyes are comically wide. He looks like a deer in headlights. Keiji’s stomach churns, he closes his eyes and ducks his head a little. “You can do this, Bokuto-san. We all believe in you.”
Keiji steps back and gives himself one last look at him. His stupid hair all wild and winded, his blazer wrinkled and wet in spots from tears and snot, and his face, mouth parted in surprise, red on the apple of his cheeks. He is beautiful. There isn’t a time in Keiji’s life where he both knew Bokuto and didn’t think that.
And then the moment is up. “I believe in you,” says Keiji, before walking away.
And then?
And then he and Bokuto don’t speak to each other for almost three years.
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19 Aug 2025