Careecent
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (12)
- Dream SMP (12)
- Origins SMP (2)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (1)
- Stardew Valley (Video Game) (1)
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(friend-safe-bright) speaks up again, voice faded as Techno drifts back into sleep.
“Phil, they messed up his wings really badly. Do you think… Will he ever be able to fly?”
A heavy pause. Techno yawns.
“..I don’t know.”
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“And she was always cold towards bats, too, and could not bear them; and yet I think a bat is as friendly a bird as there is.” — Mark Twain
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- Part 4 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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“My son has been kidnapped by hunters.”
Jack stiffens for a moment, flames igniting themselves in top of his head. Before smoke can fill the building, the Blaze pauses, looking down to Tommy.
“But Tommy is right there..?”
Phil shakes his head. “Not him, my eldest son.”
“Since when did you have two sons??”
“I’ve always had two sons.” Phil answers simply.
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“When the crows have something to say, we should listen to them. Sometimes, ignoring them makes it worse and whatever they’re trying to tell you won’t go away just because you don’t want to accept their warnings.” — Vernon Oickle
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- Part 3 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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Bow and Say Goodbye (don’t forget to lower your eyes) by Careecent
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
12 Jan 2025
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“So.” The rebellion leader cracked his knuckles together, looking into The Blood God’s eyes with as much determination as he could muster. “Will you do it?”
Hm. Play bodyguard for a bit, follow some snooty princess’ beck and call, kill the princess in cold blood, and escape before he’s sentenced to death for assassinating a member of the royal family.
Seems easy enough.
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In which Technoblade finds Tallulah, a princess in need of a good father figure, in the midst of his assassination mission.
Or
Technoblade adopts Tallulah AU :))
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“What the hell.” The kid whispers, horrified, like Techno’s the one with a busted lip and black eye. “How are you doing that??”
Techno blinks his red eyes, doing his best to scrub the dried tears away. “Doin’ what?”
“Hanging upside down like that??”
“Well, I was sleepin’.” Techno glares, burrowing into his wings.
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”The baby bat screamed out in fright, ‘Turn on the dark, I’m afraid of the light.’” — Shel Silverstein
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- Part 2 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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The child stares at him in fear, looking exactly like the villagers Techno faced off against only a few hours earlier. Same face, same expression; copy and paste. Same uneasiness in the shoulders, same base-level instincts running through their mind.
They look like they want to run away, eyeing his fangs with terror. Like he’s something to be feared.
Well, he’s not. He doesn’t even like the taste of human blood, and bird blood probably isn’t any better.
“Hullo.” Techno finally says, voice rough from disuse, waving a clawed hand in greeting.
Techno hears the way their breath hitches before they let out an ear piercing scream. Techno’s hands slap against his ears, wincing hard.
He guesses he’s not beating those vampire allegations anytime soon.
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“The Bat, who cannot grow a Feather, contrives to fly on Wings of Leather.” — Arthur Guilterman
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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The Adventures of Batnoblade by Careecent
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
05 Dec 2025
- Words:
- 98,908
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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careecent’s fics about block men (not connected) by Careecent, Careecent (orphan_account), orphan_account
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Stardew Valley (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
12 Jan 2025
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MCYT Fics
- Words:
- 507,279
- Works:
- 12
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I Shine Only With The Light You Give Me by Careecent
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jun 2023
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Two father-son duos, trying to make it back to each other during the midst of the apocalypse.
Techno only wants to deliver the kid he found to his best friend, and definitely not get emotionally attached along the way.
Phil only wants to find a cure for his son, and he doesn’t think he has the time to care for a second scrappy child.
Wilbur only wants to be free of the corpse his soul is bound to.
*all titles are lyrics from The Crane Wives songs*
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Techno's current goals of finding a new cave, a treasure hoard, and enough food to grow up big and strong are going... Well, they were going okay. Except that he hasn't succeeded in any of them! For a tiny noodle dragon, it's a big wide world out there. And no one is nice enough to share with him! But that's alright, because now Techno has a plan.
If he can't find his own home, gold, and food, then he will simply steal it from someone else! It's genius! And absolutely nothing can go wrong!
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Wherein: Techno is a lonely baby dragon, Phil and Kristin are big scary dragons, and nothing really does go wrong.
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This Ao3 Author's Curse Has Got Hands by antimony_medusa for Odaigahara
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Dec 2025
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Fanfic author Technoblade has been pre-writing and is excited to start posting his whumptober longfic, his trusty beta Philza at his side. Unfortunately for his posting schedule, the Ao3 author's curse hits him hard, fast, and with an intensity never before seen. Really it's starting to seem like he's cursed.
Does this mean that he gives up posting his fic?
Nah nah nah nah nah he's got this handled. Don't even worry about it. Chapters will be posted come hell, high water, hospital visit, house invasions, eviction, mob action, emergency road trip, or kidnapping. Technoblade never dies, and he never misses an update.
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- Part 73 of Gift Exchange Works
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to raise an anarchist (and receive a tyrant) by seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Dec 2025
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Technoblade is a living sword.
For four hundred years he fought wars on behalf of tyrants, but one wish to a dead god sends him back in time to before the madness. Now Techno sets his sights on revenge, and plans to use the youngest heir of the Duke of Blumefallen, Theseus, to usurp the throne and achieve his revenge, then hopefully dip from the drama.
But what happens when the Craft family doesn't want him to leave?
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- Part 4 of season's sPoOky bingo board
- Part 1 of spooky bingo board for spooky season (2)
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No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.
Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.
Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.
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Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.
But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...
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The first time that Techno killed someone was also the first time that he died. Techno came back. The man he killed did not.
That was not the last time Techno has died. It was not the last time he killed either.
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Techno is a vigilante that kills the corrupt in secret, the only one not a hero in a family of them. Things become complicated when he's branded a villain and hunted by the very organization that his family works for. Even if Techno can't die, there are worse things that can happen.
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- Part 4 of Combine&Create 2023