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Because the only thing better than one terrible teacher is two! No one thought Severus Snape and Gilderoy Lockhart could get along as well as they did, but like recognizes like. A true Slytherin knows how to hide, how to cheat, and how to go after what (who) they want regardless of the obstacles in their path.
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28 Apr 2026
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Spirit of Change by the-night-gods-moon (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Sep 2023
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Qian Yuan had been born from a moment of good luck, been hidden and nursed for years with covetous hope, been carried through hell - and then at the end of it, been traded for a better future. He had met tailors, fishermen, and bakers. He had visited the halls of nobles and warlords. He had even been rescued from the caves of a Long-Haired Howling Night Stalker. He could smell corruption from three li upwind and tell a scoundrel from an honest man by the lines on their palm.
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25 Apr 2026
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Re-Creation of Azoth by Bowandtie for honeybee
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2020
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(Azoth: The Azoth is believed to be the mysterious evolutionary force responsible for the drive towards physical and spiritual perfection.)
Shen Qingqiu had died.
As unsightly as he was, he’s still Luo Binghe’s master, is he not? If fate gave him a defective shizun, it should be Luo Binghe’s duty to fix him.
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24 Apr 2026
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Two for the price of one by Empressed
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Mar 2024
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There are two wolves inside Shen Qingqiu. One is Shen Yuan, who died and transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu. One is Shen Jiu, who never vacated the premises. They’re both freaking out.
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24 Apr 2026
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See, Waffle House is something called a franchise. This means that it has bequeathed its lofty title onto the operation that Dante (technically) runs; a sort of guarantee of quality and consistency for any would-be costumers. It is a sort of quid pro quo; Dante gets to benefit from the franchise’s reputation, and the overarching company that runs the entire thing has Dante on ball and chain for the rest of their entire natural life.
Meanwhile, Hermann and her group are part of another company christened ‘Denny’s.’ Their specific branch of Denny’s ‘happens’ to be right across the street. Waffle House’s land extends some five meters beyond their establishment, after which Denny’s noble exterior brushes up to the property line. This particular quirk of land management ensures that they are locked in constant combat whenever any stray garbage bags blow over the line.
In which Dante runs a Waffle House, and the amount of drama and heartbreak that occurs is at the very least comparable to canon.
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13 Apr 2026
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“Maybe I will,” Natsuki mumbles in the crook of his neck, “maybe I’ll get off and make you watch the entire time, no touching. Can our Golden Boy handle it?”
He’s so mouthy. Fuck. God. “God, stop calling me that,” Shin protests.
Natsuki and Shin, captains of rival hockey teams, strike a deal: if Natsuki wins their upcoming game, he gets to do whatever he wants to Shin. Natsuki reaps the benefits of their deal, post-game, in the locker rooms.
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07 Apr 2026
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"To put it simply; he went to this party, because if Shin was here, he'd go to this party. And he'd make friends, the extrovert that he is. And when Natsuki got that text, he felt the blonde whisper in his ear, the angel on his shoulder, that life was better with friends…
Now, he's deeply regretting it. He thinks it's unfair that Shin is the angel on his shoulder, with no devil to balance it out. Then he imagines Shin with cute little horns and a tail, and downs the rest of the soju in his cup."
Or: Natsuki being utterly obsessed with his situationship and making it everyone's problem.
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06 Apr 2026
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For one hundred and fifty years, Choso had nothing other than his eight brothers and the cold, oppressive darkness of the storage room in which they were trapped.
Then, during his one hundred and fifty-first year, he met you.
(Or: You're told to seal the death painting wombs that are kept in the cursed object warehouse. You come to love them instead.)
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02 Apr 2026
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kill the goose by unolvrs
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime)
27 Sep 2021
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What is the price of happiness?
Hayakawa Aki makes a deal and he is not sure if a world of Curses is better than a world of Devils. But if it's for Power and Denji, he is willing to do anything, even living with a sleazy assassin who has a gambling problem.
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02 Mar 2026
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limited vision by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
11 Nov 2024
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“This wouldn’t be a problem if you accepted my friend request.” Yuuji pouts.
“Yuuji-kun,” Gojou says, tone all infinite patience. “How could I know that the random teenage boy trying to friend me on social media was my time-traveling student?”
Yuuji rolls his eyes. “Because you’re Gojou-sensei.”
It’s hard not to be a little charmed.
OR: yuuji travels back in time. he’s not especially good at it, depending who you ask.
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11 Feb 2026
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“A curse that hates humans but treats us like this?” Six-Eyes’ voice is lilted incredulously. “That’s even more interesting. It makes me wonder, y’know—you never did answer when I asked what could’ve made a curse like you.”
Suguru sighs, smile dropping ever-so-slightly. “It’s very rude,” he drawls, “to ask a curse their origin, especially if they’ve already denied answer.”
///OR: the one where Getō is a millennium-old curse with an abnormal amount of moral agency and Gojō is very, very interested
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- Part 3 of Author's Favorites (JJK)
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10 Feb 2026
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Carry Me Home by valleykey
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Apr 2022
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The boy shifts on his feet. “The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?”
Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. “Satoru,” he says, dangerous edge to his voice, “what did you do?”
Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. “...Whoops?”
“I,” Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, “am this close to mass murder.” He’s joking. Probably.
///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from.
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- Part 1 of Author's Favorites (JJK)
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10 Feb 2026
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Looks Are Everything by RavingBlack
Fandoms: 역대급 영지 설계사 | The Greatest Estate Developer (Webcomic), 역대급 영지 설계사 - 문백경 | The Greatest Estate Developer - BK_Moon (Webnovel)
27 Apr 2024
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Javier Asrahan attempts to wrap his mind around how such an ugly man could be his lord, and he almost wraps his mind around how he really feels about master Lloyd.
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21 Dec 2025
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sometimes, there is no way to digest it by Eternal_Era
Fandoms: Sakamoto Days (Manga), Sakamoto Days (Anime)
08 Oct 2025
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Once again, his hands don’t feel the yen he puts into the register.
“Are you alright?” Sakamoto asks in his head.
“Yeah, I’m fine, just a little out of it from the lack of sleep– which I wasn’t withdrawing by the way,” he adds, glaring at Lu who only sticks her tongue out at him – brat.
whumptober day 8: dissociation
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- Part 8 of whumptober 2025
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09 Oct 2025
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Like Bunnies (or, the Fantabulous Qirenification of One Lan Jingyi) by Tahto
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2021
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Jingyi wakes up to a strange noise.
His life is subsequently ruined.
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10 Sep 2025
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cookin' up a storm, piece of cake by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2024
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yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog
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09 Sep 2025
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Jump To The Left by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for Rose Argent (roseargent)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Mar 2024
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While on a research trip, Qing Jing disciple Shen Yuan - transmigrator, chronic avoider of his Shizun, person who is definitely not going to be the next Peak Lord - saves a life and acquires a travelling companion/research assistant/not quite apprentice.
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29 Aug 2025
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Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing a real monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.
But this guy seems different.
Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.
wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy
Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.
(Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)
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26 Aug 2025
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world's longest yeah boi by elanor_pam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2025
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A wildly premature wife plot strikes Shen Qingqiu out of nowhere, incidentally granting him the opportunity to change the upcoming plot at the relatively low cost of his cherry. He has the wrong crisis about it.
In the aftermath, the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect take the evidence they've been granted, reach perfectly plausible conclusions, and somehow manage to run with them in the best possible direction.
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- 7/7
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25 Aug 2025
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Antiquated Practices by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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“Would the honorable Mobei-Jun agree?”
“WHAT!?”
There’s a loud crash, and everyone’s attention instantly flicks over to Shang Qinghua standing off the side. He seems to have dropped some large platter of something - he should not be doing something so lowly as serving things, he’s not a servant any longer. But it is very typical of him to mindlessly reach out and start doing whatever unfinished tasks he sees before him, grumbling all the while as if someone is forcing him into it. Right now, he looks gobsmacked. Pale and wide eyed and gaping in shock, looking shaken to his core.
“Marriage!?” Shang Qinghua demands, his voice high and strangled.
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Several misunderstandings happen in a row.
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24 Aug 2025
