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Bilbo Baggins hated Lobelia Bracegirdle long before he'd ever met her. And in turn, Lobelia Bracegirdle, being the ambitious and overachieving sort that she was, absolutely, totally, wouldn't-have-spit-on-him-if-he-were-on-fire despised Bilbo Baggins long before she'd ever met him too.
Against all odds and their feuding families, they get married.
But it's not that kind of love story.
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- Part 1 of Lullabyknell's Hobbit Stories
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25 Jan 2026
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Bilbo starts to suspect almost immediately that something is wrong in the mountain, what with how odd his Dwarrow are behaving, and that strange feeling like movement and watchful eyes lurking in the ominous dark of empty caverns. Not to mention the entirely strange statues every which way one turns.
It doesn't take long for the Company of Thorin Oakenshield to realise that they are trapped in the mountain and in a very perilous situation, and that Smaug's protections still lay heavy on the hoard. All they can do is run, and hope they can find a way to break the curse on their mountain, before they lose everything they set out to claim.
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24 Jan 2026
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I was Expecting Something Larger from a Dragon by Bloodhungrywolfpack
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
29 Mar 2025
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When Bilbo comes out of the tunnel, none of the dwarves were expecting him to be carrying a tiny smaug.
They were even more surprised to find out the hobbit plans to keep the beast.
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- Part 2 of Unrelated Hobbit Fics
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- English
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- 7,387
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- 8/8
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23 Jan 2026
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Tales of Middle Earth by pagination
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 May 2024
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Middle Earth-based story ideas as I clear them out of my WIP and plot bunny folders. Some of them might end up something someday, but at the leisurely rate at which I'm clearing out my WIP folder, that might never happen. If anyone cares to adopt an idea, feel free. Just let me know!
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23 Jan 2026
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“Look,” Thorin said to Dwalin, after the halfling had miraculously survived a hundred foot fall and caught up with them after escaping a mountain full of ravenous goblins, the entire company had been cornered on a cliff by wargs and set fire to the trees they were on, Thorin himself had managed to avoid getting decapitated, and the whole lot of them had gotten an unexpected ride by oliphant-sized talking eagles. The halfling was still bubbling happily nearby, his stupidly beautiful eyes wide open and fawn-like. “Look,” Thorin said again, a little more firmly. “There’s something not right about all this.”
“Mahal, not this again,” said Dwalin.
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- English
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- 6,768
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- 1/1
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- 14
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- 165
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23 Jan 2026
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Neither Took nor Baggins, But Something in and of Itself Entirely by PrincessLuca22
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
01 May 2023
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Neither Gandalf nor the Dwarves were prepared for the Hobbit they found at Bag-End. Gandalf is ready to retire back to Valinor, Thorin's hair is graying at a more rapid pace then ever before, and Bilbo's tongue is sharper than any sword could ever hope to be.
*Rating/Warnings/Tags may change as story progresses*
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- 26,271
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- 13/?
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15 Jan 2026
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Book-wyrm by Act_Naturally
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
20 Nov 2021
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You know the clichéd Bilbo-the-dragon-skin-changer stories? Let’s do something a bit different.
Dragons are less endangered than most people would prefer. Dwarves are twitchy about that sort of thing, but Gandalf isn’t going to let that stop him, because there’s one dragon that’s a hobbit where it counts, and it’s not in his appearance.
Bilbo Baggins is not particularly ancient, or the lone member of a once great race of skin changers. He wasn’t cursed, he’s not on probation. He hasn’t got a grudge to fulfil or a debt to repay. He's a dragon, and that's not the type of thing that's easy to hide.
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- English
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- 47,482
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- 9/13
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13 Jan 2026
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Steve wonders why he can’t be alone with a boy his age without his head going there. He wants, desperately, to sleep. To sharpen his claws and mount an excavation inside himself, dig it all out. Be normal again.
Like he wasn’t a queer even before hell emptied out on top of him.
(or: steve does not have a sexuality crisis but rather, several smaller crises, due to his sexuality. it is not the same, thank you very much robin)
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10 Jan 2026
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you'll find something waiting, right there where you left it by deardemeter
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Jun 2022
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The kids find Billy in the Upside-Down. He's about as well as expected.
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09 Jan 2026
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Don't Tell Me There's No Hope At All/ Together We Stand, Divided We Fall by Straight_Outta_Hobbiton
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Dec 2018
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Billy's used to being afraid of his father, and he knows he's not the only one scared. But it's one thing to know your stepmother gets smacked around every once in a while and another thing completely to find her body on the bathroom floor.
He's a mess, Max is even more of a mess, and Joyce Byers is a queen among mothers, she really is.
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- 59,161
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- 42/42
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- 3
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09 Jan 2026
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There’s an abandoned cottage in the woods, and a bruised to hell Billy Hargrove finds it in the middle of a snowy night in early March. This turns into a bigger deal than it probably ought to.
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- 41,136
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- 28/?
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09 Jan 2026
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Billy only needs one thing in life, and that's knowing Max is safe. Neil stays off his back, Susan can quit compulsively cleaning the house out of stress, and Billy can sleep at night knowing Max is in his nest, safe and sound.
He doesn't expect to start to feel that same need extend towards her little pack of runts. And he certainly doesn't expect to have to fight Steve Harrington over it.
OR: Secret omega Billy has a soft spots for shitheads.
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- Part 1 of Omega Billy Hargrove Fics
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- English
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- 93,184
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- 21/21
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08 Jan 2026
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Omega drops were private, something to be handled in private. There was no reason for an alpha to be here, let alone holding him, pressing him close even though Jason stank of fear and humiliation and dirt and rot.
The alpha's voice was soft and soothing, “Not gonna hurt you, promise.”
Dropping is supposed to keep alphas away, not draw them closer. He was supposed to get to be alone. To just…
The alpha tucked his legs around Jason, not pressing their bodies together but encasing Jason inside a little space, and he instantly felt warmed, better. When the drops had been really bad, more frequent even than now, he used to leave a blanket out here to try and nest and make it through. But this was better. He was sheltered and the hand on his nape was still gentle and light.
Jason hadn’t been touched in a long time.
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- English
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- 40,606
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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06 Jan 2026
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Black Magic by DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
23 Sep 2023
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Jason Todd is the unlucky recipient of one letter from Gringotts, concerning a will reading. Things spiral.
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- 3/3
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23 Dec 2025
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if this is it - i hope you live by DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2024
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Harry turned the stone three times before he entered the forest.
Iolanthe Peverell walked her many-times great grandson to his death, and his to life after.
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23 Dec 2025
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The optimistic and happy child was gone, and in her place was a cool and quiet woman that wasn’t afraid of blood and death. She did what needed to be done to survive, and to keep her loved ones safe.
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- 20,368
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- 8/?
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21 Dec 2025
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After Harry blows up Aunt Marge, Dumbledore decides it's not safe for Harry to spend the rest of the summer at the Leaky Cauldron, and instead sends him to stay at Spinner’s End with Professor Snape.
It's tense, awkward, and teeming with misunderstandings...but it might be the best thing that's happened to either of them. They're both been without a family for a very long time.
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- Part 1 of Bruised Words
- Language:
- English
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- 16,672
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- 1/1
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- 14
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- 291
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15 Dec 2025
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“We could raise him,” Bellatrix whispered, eyes gleaming. “Train him. Teach him the family legacy. Hex his teachers. Matching robes again!”
“We agreed,” Tom hissed, “no robes, no rituals, and absolutely no snakes named after exes. No snakes means no kids too. I thought you understood that. I gave up dark lording to write grumpy op eds and do crosswords in peace.”
“But think of it,” she said. “Legacy preservation. Just... smaller. And with snacks.”
Tom sighed like a middle aged man. “Fine. But if he tries to resurrect anything, it's on your head”
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The story of how Harry Potter ended up the legal ward of a semi retired dark academic and his emotionally unstable tax spouse.
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- English
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- 5,364
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- 2/2
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14 Dec 2025
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Lily Evans is a parselmouth, and it changes everything.
- Language:
- English
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- 32,656
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- 14/?
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- 10
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- 824
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14 Dec 2025
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There is a picture in one of the books of a worn young man, heavily scarred with gentle eyes. Remus Lupin, he is identified as. The man who was watching Charles, and presumably Harry. The man who died defending them. Harry traces his fingertips over the man’s face and wonders.
And then he stops, and reels all those thoughts into a tangled knot and tucks it away.
They didn’t want him; that’s fine. He doesn’t want them either.
xxx
Alternatively; Harry James Evans is Sorted Slytherin, desperate to stay hidden from the family that gave him up so many years ago. Severus Snape owes debts to a child presumed dead and the child's tormented godfather; and now he has a cunning, paranoid snake to charm all without tipping anyone else off to the boy's true identity.
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- 73,660
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- 13/?
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Bookmarked by Fishandfoe
14 Dec 2025