TheSuicidalLizard
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yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Sonic Boom (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog: The Animated Series
12 Aug 2025
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Sonic the Hedgehog is a drunken pirate, looking for a ship to track down his former first mate, Shadow the Hedgehog, when he meets Sticks the Badger. Sticks is madly in love with the Governor's daughter, Amy Rose, who had recently been kidnapped by a bunch of pirates, and Sonic is the only one who can help her. Throw in cursed pirates, Sally Acorn who is betrothed to Amy Rose, and Sonic's slight drinking problem, you get Pirates of Morbius.
AKA Sonic The Hedgehog x Pirates of the Caribbean AU!
(Will update summary in a few chapters - as in will give you an actual extract!)
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- Part 1 of not all treasure's silver and gold, mate
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what’s your favourite scary movie? by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: High School Musical (Movies)
25 Jun 2025
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Chad’s motive was clear for a killing spree, after all he’s sick and tired of Troy Bolton getting everything! He tells Ryan that they’re the same, both shadows to the popular, stereotypical, white, straight people, so Ryan’s on board to help Chad out. However, Ryan’s motive isn’t exactly the same as Chad’s, he’s just bored and he had nothing better to do.
Scream x High School Musical
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- Part 1 of a dusty black coat, and a red right hand
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hail to the king and queen of the ruckus by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: High School Musical (Movies)
23 Jun 2025
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Ryan smirked brightly, and moved over to his Mom, Chad trading places with him. He walked next to her, pressing the barrel of the gun to her temple, causing her to scream, jerking away from the gun, but Ryan grabbed the back of her collar, stopping her from moving.
“No hard feelings Mom,” he smiled, lips pursed as he shrugged slightly. He turned to face Sharpay, moving from one distressed, terrified, crying face to another distressed, terrified, crying face. “Say goodbye to Mom, Sharpay!”
“NO!” Screamed Sharpay, stepping forward - Chad grabbed her from behind, and moved the knife to Troy’s neck, who went to run forward - as Sharpay screamed, Ryan pulled the trigger.
The loud bang filled the kitchen.Or:
Chad and Ryan make a few different (and smarter) calls in Act 3 of their murder plot. (AKA the happy ending)
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- Part 2 of a dusty black coat, and a red right hand
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Alexander backed away slightly, nodding awkwardly, eyeing the building, “well, I should head back home.” He said, ready to leave, he didn’t want to be around Jefferson for as long as he had to.
Thomas turned red, and grabbed Alexander’s arm, led him to his bed, let his legs spread and said:
“Stay?”
Alexander blushed, noting the slight bulge in Thomas’s magenta pants and looked away slightly, swallowing, not noticing Thomas slowly strip off his clothes.
“Hey...”
“Hey...” Smirked Thomas.
That’s when they both began to pray, as they stared at each other from a distance, one seductively, the other awkwardly.
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According to 'The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Lafayette, Witch', written in 1655 before she exploded, the world will end on a Saturday. Next Saturday, in fact. Just after supper... And, it is up to Snake Demon Alexander Hamilton and Principality Angel Thomas Jefferson to stop the Antichrist from bringing forth The End Of The World...
Oh, and someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist.
Hamilton meets Good Omens.
Recent series
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not all treasure's silver and gold, mate by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Sonic Boom (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog: The Animated Series
12 Aug 2025
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Sonic the Hedgehog is a drunken pirate, looking for a ship to track down his former first mate, Shadow the Hedgehog, when he meets Sticks the Badger. Sticks is madly in love with the Governor's daughter, Amy Rose, who had recently been kidnapped by a bunch of pirates, and Sonic is the only one who can help her. Throw in cursed pirates, Sally Acorn who is betrothed to Amy Rose, and Sonic's slight drinking problem, you get; Pirates of Morbius.
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a dusty black coat, and a red right hand by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandom: High School Musical (Movies)
26 Jun 2025
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Chad’s motive was clear for a killing spree, after all he’s sick and tired of Troy Bolton getting everything! He tells Ryan that they’re the same, both shadows to the popular, stereotypical, white, straight people, so Ryan’s on board to help Chad out. However, Ryan’s motive isn’t exactly the same as Chad’s, he’s just bored and he had nothing better to do.
Scream x High School Musical
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i think your love would be too much by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Doctor Strange (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Hawkeye (TV 2021), Iron Fist (Comic), Iron Fist (TV), Iron Man (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Jessica Jones (Comics), Jessica Jones (TV), Luke Cage (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Noir, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Defenders (Marvel TV), The Punisher (Comics), The Punisher (TV 2017), The Punisher (TV 2017) RPF
18 Nov 2024
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Peter Parker is struggling with life after No Way Home, he wants to die. Luckily, he makes a new family and makes new friends. While he doesn't always know what to do with this amount of love, and his life will never be like it once was, the world, suddenly, isn't so bad anymore.
Or;
A series of works set after No Way Home, in which Peter Parker befriends Matt Murdock, Danny Rand, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Wade Wilson, Frank Castle, and Clint Barton (who is more vigilante than Avenger in these works). And, meets the Into The Spider-Verse gang. Eventually.
Every story after the main one will be tied together unless I say so, (case in point the second part which is an alternate ending to the first work).- Words:
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Overlord Husk owns the souls of Angel and Alastor, and Charlie just wants to save sinners. Meanwhile, Angel and Alastor want to be free of Husk.
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Daffy was glaring at him.
"What's up, doc?" Bugs asked, confused.
“Why can’t you call me ‘hero’?”
Instead, Bugs looked out the window and Daffy continued to glare holes at him.
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Alternatively, Bugs finally calls Daffy "my hero".
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15 Jan 2024
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find yourself oh dadoodah day~ by Wtf_is_a_flapjack for TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
11 Nov 2023
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Hello!! first and foremost: this work is inspired by ImJustPassingThrough's "cowboy hats and cowboy teasing" so go read that!! its amazing!! All names apart from Jedediah and Octavius go to them, im not that creative lol.
yes these are actual songs that cowboys sang during working periods!Series
Bookmarked by TheSuicidalLizard
25 Oct 2023
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Til Death Do We Part (Except Not Really) by Racebox_of_Higgars
Fandoms: Ride the Cyclone: A New Musical - Maxwell & Richmond
06 Mar 2023
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In which Talia is a codename for Noel because Mischa isn't ready to be out yet. The scene after Talia, during which Karnak offers to show MIscha his life with Talia, retold.
They're just cute ok
Bookmarked by TheSuicidalLizard
13 Mar 2023
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Ghostface Lawrusso AU
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16 Jan 2023
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exploration log by Anonymous
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi)
19 Jan 2023
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Peni Parker's very, very bad week, and how she accidentally got Miles, Gwen, and by extension the whole spider-gang involved.
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- Part 2 of hardest hits expanded timeline
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- English
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- 3,311
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- 6/?
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Bookmarked by TheSuicidalLizard
11 Dec 2022