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“It’s noth—” Atsumu’s voice catches on a cough. He presses a hand to his mouth on reflex, ignoring the judgemental glare Kiyoomi is probably giving him. Well, it’s the right decision because Atsumu coughs something into his hand, something small, petal-soft… petal-like…petal…
Oh no.
“You’re not sick are you?” Kiyoomi grumbles, sounding substantially more composed and pissy.
Atsumu closes his hand into a fist and crushes the petal. “No, I’m not.”
Fuck what everyone else says. If you ask Atsumu, bad puns and emotional avoidance are valid ways to cope with death-by-flowers disease.
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20 Apr 2026
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Atsumu has been plagued with misfortune his whole life, beginning with the day he was born and received the terrible lifelong affliction known to most people as Miya Osamu, but perhaps falling in love with Sakusa remains the single most unfortunate thing to have ever happened to him.
If anyone asks, Atsumu's only flaw is that he's in love with Sakusa.
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08 Apr 2026
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A short fic inspired by the song ceilings by Lizzie Mcapline.
Read this fic slow throughout the day and play the song in the background :)
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04 Apr 2026
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The challenge is simple: Anyone who can get the tassel off the cat's neck will be granted the hand of its witch, Zanka Nijiku.
Jabber has no interest in marrying some stuck-up witch, no matter how pretty he may be. What he does want, though, is access to a certain witch's garden, and the poisons within. And if the only way in was getting that snooty cat on his side, he could make nice long enough for that. He'd always been a cat person anyway. How hard could it be?
(inspired by that old tumblr story/prompt "the most wanted woman in town" but a little different obv bc its Janka)
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17 Mar 2026
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Surviving Strategies of a Coder (as explained by Fyodor Dostoyevsky) by themadtree
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
19 Aug 2023
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"It's complicated."
"I thought we liked that sort of thing."
"That's the problem."
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- Part 2 of csoaw-verse
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09 Mar 2026
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How much do you really know about Kaneki Ken? Take this short quiz and find out!
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Question 4
You are counting down from 1,000. Everything hurts. When will the pain stop, and why?
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23 Feb 2026
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Thank You for the Venom by numberoneisagifan
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
26 Jan 2026
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“You ever think,” Jabber says between bites, “how chemicals make everythin’ happen?”
“…No?” Zanka grunts. “What’re ya on about now.”
“Nah, listen.” Jabber leans in, voice low and conspiratorial. “Poisons, synthetics, the natural stuff—love ‘em all. But our bodies? They’re chemical factories. Adrenaline in a fight, that dump of shit you get when you’re ’bout to die. Oxytocin when you’re gettin’—”
Zanka slams her knee on the underside of the table. “Jabber.”
“—fucked,” Jabber finishes sweetly.
Zanka inhales through her nose so sharply her teeth ache. Her nails dig into her palms until she feels half moon indents. She doesn’t know if she’s angry, embarrassed, or aroused. Probably yes to all three.
Whatever imaginary multiple choice test she’s taking, she’s failing it.
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22 Feb 2026
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Tribulations: Interview 1 by iamsomebody
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Sep 2021
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An interview held with Kugisaki Nobara for the SHIBUYA INCIDENT investigation case folder.
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Nobara finds death to be easier to understand.
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16 Feb 2026
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Tecchou can't spell, but he can bench press the weight of BSD's gayness (it's a lot) by snortedcokewithyermom
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
12 Aug 2023
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User Tecchou has sent you a message: Hello, bioetafull.
User Tecchou has sent you a message: You are gregorous
User Tecchou has sent you a message: Gregus*Georges*
Gorgos*
Gorgasus*
Gregorian*
Gregoritto*
Jouno: What the actual fuck?
Jouno: Are you having a stroke?
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Or Jouno gets a new phone with text-to-speech setting and is sucked into the treacherous and dangerous world of online dating, where he meets a gym rat who can't spell (AKA Tecchou).
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16 Feb 2026
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There are two ways in which Nikolai can achieve freedom.
(or: the tale of how a god and his angel will one day change the world)
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07 Feb 2026
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Nikolai gives it three days.
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07 Feb 2026
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Chanting in his mind Enjin's words from their last staff meeting last week, be nice to customers, we need the money, Zanka keeps his face neutral and says, "Hey there. What can I do for ya?"
The man beams at him. Without missing a beat and with the boundless enthusiasm of a five year old getting to choose his own toy truck, says, "I wanna get stabbed."
Zanka, a piercer in Cleaner's studio and certified gay disaster, does his very best to handle a walk-in client: Jabber Wonger, a gorgeous PHD student and unhinged natural talent (at rage baiting).
**Illustrations included in chapters 3-5
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01 Feb 2026
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“Unrequited love. How novel,” Orochimaru said, chuckling over the absurdity. “What a way to go, Naruto-kun.”
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24 Jan 2026
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Baby Animals, Weddings, And Other Things Not Normally Associated With Uchiha Sasuke by prettypriestess for sirona
Fandoms: Naruto
25 Apr 2012
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In which Konoha needs to upgrade their plumbing to be more resistant. (Or, the one where Sasuke and Naruto get genin and maybe someone buys a house.)
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19 Jan 2026
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The heavens have chosen the accidental kiss as their running gag.
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18 Jan 2026
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Sasuke is horrible at flirting with Naruto. Naruto is horrible at being flirted at by Sasuke.
Things sort of...devolve from there.
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- Part 1 of Super Van Vacation
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15 Jan 2026
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Kiyoomi and Atsumu are asked to model for Nike.
Or: How Kiyoomi gains a plant, Atsumu a cat and both an infatuation with each other.
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13 Jan 2026
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Mirror mirror on the wall by Veto_power_over_clocks for imightbejehan
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
21 Dec 2014
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In which Hinata starts wearing make-up, Kageyama realizes she has a huge crush on her, and everything is Tsukishima “I can wear red lipstick and look like a queen” Kei’s fault.
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11 Jan 2026
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Hajime manages to come over every morning when there are still curlers in Oikawa’s hair.
Or, Five times Iwaizumi watches Oikawa get ready for something.
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11 Jan 2026
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When you’re as scary-looking and emotionally fragile as Asahi, a crush can only end in heartbreak. Especially a crush on another girl, and especially a crush on Nishinoya.
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11 Jan 2026