HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
Fandoms
- Star Wars - All Media Types (36)
- Doctor Who (2005) (22)
- Doctor Who (21)
- Star Wars Original Trilogy (18)
- Star Wars Prequel Trilogy (17)
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Life, Death, and Other Problems by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
10 Sep 2025
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The Eternals who personified Life and Death were gone.
“I’m not the one who did it, unfortunately,” the Master said. “I merely… seized the opportunity. There’s one minor snag, though: there are two roles that need to be filled.”
In order to stop him, the Doctor makes a fateful decision: take on the role of Life to stop the Master's plans for universal destruction.
There's just one problem: she's not the one who became Life.
The Doctor is now Death.
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They Keep (Almost) Killing Suzi by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005)
11 Jun 2025
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(Timeline B)
My name is Suzi Smith-Jones. Eighteen years old. Utterly brilliant. Stuck in Leeds.
A long time ago, my parents used to be aliens. The Storm Lady and the Night Man.
All I ever wanted to do was see the stars, just like the Night Man promised me.
But then I died—
(almost)
—and everything changed.
[An epilogue to Strength In Numbers’ Timeline B.]
Series
- Part 11 of Two Can Play At That Game
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Strength In Numbers by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005)
03 May 2025
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that any narrative with multiple timelines will eventually include a crossover incident. This particular crossover will conclude the main story of the “Two Can Play At That Game” series, in which the Doctor, the Master, Jenny, and Harry find themselves (somewhat literally) at the center of an old enemy’s insidious plot…
The Cyberium’s analysis of the space-time continuum revealed an aberration: a rift, splitting one timeline into several, each with its own version of the Doctor and the Master. In one, they were humans, hiding and limited; in the other, they were Time Lords, but wounded, secretive, and erratic.
In other words: vulnerable.
Ashad would direct the fleet to the point of divergence, a location where the fabric of space-time was thin: a place called the Boundary.
And there, the Cyberium would lay its trap.
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- Part 10 of Two Can Play At That Game
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The Day of the Mistress by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005)
23 Nov 2024
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The Doctor was not supposed to show up in the fake-Afterlife Missy was running, because the Doctor was not supposed to die, and he was definitely not supposed to die before teaming up with all his former selves and saving Gallifrey at the end of the Time War.
Faced with a temporal paradox that could destroy everything (including and especially herself), Missy finds herself doing the very last thing she ever wanted or expected to do: impersonating the Doctor and saving the day.
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The Moment. “The galaxy eater. The final work of the ancients of Gallifrey. A weapon so powerful, the operating system became sentient. According to legend, it developed a conscience… How do you use a weapon of ultimate mass destruction when it can stand in judgment on you?”
When the Master activates the Moment, it tries to appeal to his better nature.
But we all know that he doesn’t have one…
…right?
Recent series
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Two Can Play At That Game by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
Fandom: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005)
11 Jun 2025
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Once upon a time, to save her friends, the Thirteenth Doctor agreed to ten trips with the Master in his TARDIS; however, because neither of them could commit to a plan without adding at least a dozen complications to it, they both ended up wiping their own memories with a Chameleon Arch and depositing their now-human selves in 2017. As a result, the Twelfth Doctor’s decades-long routine of eccentric lecturing and vault guarding was upended by the two most disruptive students St. Luke’s University has ever had: the perpetually bickering Jenny Smith and Harry Jones.
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- Works:
- 11
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- 140
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Uncertain Point of View by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: X-wing Series - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebellion Era - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 May 2021
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A series of short Second Person POV alternate universes in various eras of the Star Wars canon.
Featuring themes of corruption and/or redemption, families being ridiculously complicated, and the major effects of very minor changes to the timeline.
- Words:
- 87,232
- Works:
- 22
- Bookmarks:
- 385
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Uncertain Point of View by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat), reena_jenkins
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: X-Wing Series - Aaron Allston & Michael Stackpole, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebellion Era - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
30 Dec 2021
- Words:
- 358
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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The Buzz in Your Hearts by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
Fandom: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (TV Movie 1996)
20 Aug 2020
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The Doctor and the Master's relationship is very long and very complicated: friends, rivals, lovers, enemies... It had been so long since they had stood together on the same side.
But nothing mends a relationship quite like a common enemy: after discovering the truth of the Founders and the lie of the Timeless Child, the Doctor abandons her name, assumes the mantle of the Valeyard, and joins the Master on a journey of revenge against Gallifrey and the Time Lords.
Begins as a canon-compliant retelling of "Spyfall" and then goes massively off the rails.
- Words:
- 74,252
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 50
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A Word Here, An Act There by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: X-Wing Series - Aaron Allston & Michael Stackpole, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 May 2019
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“The Halcyons were strong in the Force but not flashy or given to public displays of power. A word here, an act there, allowing people to choose between good or evil at their own speed and peril…”
The various prequel-era adventures of Nejaa Halcyon, the most impulsive, erratic, and disruptive Jedi the Corellian system has ever produced.
Though this is primarily an alternate universe, in which Nejaa gets himself inadvertently tangled up in Anakin Skywalker's training, some stories in the series will adhere to Legends canon instead.
Otherwise known as "The Adventures of Corran Horn's Stupid Jedi Grandfather"
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- 65,226
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 32
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but mirrors don't lie (there's no other side) by picnokinesis
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)
03 Oct 2023
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“What happened?” Jack asks, quiet. You have to laugh.
“The Doctor died,” you say. “And then I was born.”
Or,
In another universe, the Master!Doctor stays - but it's not long before things begin to change.
Bookmarked by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
13 Jun 2025
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The small coastal nation of Askazer-Shivadlakia is about to celebrate the coronation of a new king. Between coronation preparations and his father insisting it's past time to find a husband, Crown Prince Gregory has his hands full. He thought it would be safe to outsource hiring a caterer for the banquet to his trusted assistant, Alanna, but a miscommunication means that rather than hiring an elegant professional chef for the occasion she's hired Eddie Rambler, the loud American host of a TV show about greasy spoons.
As it turns out, Eddie's also a great cook, and he's thrilled to learn everything there is to know about the country as he prepares menus and befriends the staff. He even charms Gregory via late-night fish fries, afternoon picnics, and his terrifying specialty, the Trash Tower. It doesn't hurt that he's handsome...and openly attracted to the crown prince.
It can't be more than a fling, they both agree. But Eddie's falling for the country as much as for its incoming king, and Gregory is beginning to wish the perfect King Consort in his head looked a little more like tacky beach-bum influencer Eddie Rambler, floral shirt and all.
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- Part 1 of The Shivadhverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 108,004
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 1,982
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- 1,473
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- 236
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- 37,164
Bookmarked by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
16 Apr 2022
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The Chips Didn't Work by Peppermint_Shamrock
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Aug 2020
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Darth Sidious: Execute Order Sixty-Six
Clones: eXeCuTe oRdEr SiXty-sIX
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,383
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 34
- Comments:
- 772
- Kudos:
- 10,563
- Bookmarks:
- 2,085
- Hits:
- 92,800
Bookmarked by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
14 Feb 2021
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The Emperor Skywalker Conspiracy by loosingletters
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
21 Dec 2020
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The Emperor is dead and so is Darth Vader. So. Uh. Who exactly inherits the Galactic throne?
Or, the Holonet discovers the existence of one Luke Skywalker and promptly makes it a meme. I present you the one long rant of a lone blogger trying to disentangle the mystery behind Luke Skywalker and his maybe inheritance of the Empire.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,120
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 374
- Kudos:
- 6,687
- Bookmarks:
- 1,584
- Hits:
- 50,520
Bookmarked by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
14 Feb 2021
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"If you were here, Anakin, would you teach your son to be a Jedi?" (aka my idea of why Obi-Wan didn't train Luke at an earlier age.)
Bookmarked by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
26 Jan 2021