Im_a_queer_bastard_and_Im_proud_of_it



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    A series of Krusvania fics centered around different AUs bc I am a brainrot for them. XD

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    Some AUs I have of BitchSlut's; Today is Not a Gift from God.

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    A random crossover between TNGG (by BitchSlut) and Ruv's experiences with family (by Serphimmz) featuring 12 fan made half-siblings for Krus bc WHY NOT?

    [Update: Currently rebooting this shit rn]

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    Dark Cacao Cookie trusted him. He trusted that vile, slimy bastard with his little boy. To come back from the Vanilla Kingdom and find out what he did to his son... not even Pure Vanilla Cookie himself would be able to quell his fury. While the healers take care of his son's physical condition, he needs to decide the fate of this traitor.

    (Just a FYI: This story does NOT contain any actual scenes or in-depth descriptions of the assault. However, I tagged it as noncon to be safe. As the additional tags indicate, the assault is only referenced by characters and there will be a brief discussion of what the Second Watcher saw.)

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  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    Everyone liked to say that gods couldn't die, but Apollo knew that wasn't quite true.

    His son died.

    His sister might be dying.

    And if Athena died, he would not let it be for nothing.

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    18 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Siblings.
    Siblings.

    SIBLINGS.

    You gotta love em. <3

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    In which I accidentally become Odysseus’ problem and refuse to leave.

    Thus begins my totally unplanned journey across ancient Greece, featuring:
    ✔ Committing war crimes.
    ✔ Making a Cyclops my friend (and then stealing his sheep).
    ✔ Flirting my way out of divine punishment.
    ✔ Gaslighting Zeus into thinking he's just a guy named Steve.
    ✔ Getting high with Hermes.
    ✔ Giving Odysseus multiple stress-induced breakdowns.
    ✔ Realizing Ithaca isn’t my problem and walking tf out.

    Somewhere along the way, I stopped following Odysseus’ story.

    Or, alternatively: A crack-fueled Odyssey where the real journey is the chaos we made along the way.

     

    (Edit: Uh. So. Turns out this is has also angst now. Oops.)

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  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Sometimes a slow afternoon is just what Hermes needs.

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  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    No Longer Updating

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    18 Feb 2025