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Funnel-Web by HotPink_Hysterical, Ka1toe
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
21 Aug 2024
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There's a multiverse out there, where Spider-Man is 14 year old girl. Where Spider-Man is Australian. That doesn't really matter. What does matter though, is that there is no Spider-Man, there is only Funnel-Web. And Funnel-Web, is a villain.
A villain who has a very violent way of dealing with important anomalies. A very violent, very lethal, way.
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Kali is feeling great. Other than the wacky people standing before her, dressed in colourful versions of her own outfit, she'd say today's been pretty good and non-confusing. Even though she did just rip the head of a giant rhino looking dude, and there's blood everywhere, alongside remnants of her own webbing, what's really new?
Clean just isn't her style. Bring out the Ouija board. Ask Doc Oc.[Beta'd by Ka1toe]
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A short story highlighting the effects of drug abuse through the lens of a self destructive and isolated man. This story was written for a gothic English assignment and follows a semi gothic style.
Do be warned as it does have darker themes and alludes to drug addiction. -
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Just a very short warning for time's greatest gift.
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The Ladder by Milliethekitty27
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 May 2021
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Inspired from a post made by wheeloffortune-design on tumblr.
Tired of his lonely kitchen in Yavanna's Garden, Bilbo Baggins wonders if the dwarven love of being underground is true in death. If so, maybe his dwarves are living (ha ha) under the very land Bilbo is weeding.
With that thought, Bilbo goes and asks Hamfast for a shovel.
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23 Nov 2025
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a tale of ivory table cloth and ruined weddings by Imagined, rottingflower, Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
21 Oct 2021
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Once Bilbo has ambled off, Fíli turns to Kíli, who’s still crunching away at his apple unconcernedly. “… He was just joking, right?”
“Of course he was,” Kíli dismisses. “He’s Bilbo, the sharpest mind in the entire Company. It’s not like he could have missed the fact that Uncle’s been courting him since the end of the Battle. He’s just having us on!”
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In which Bilbo is getting slightly exasperated with the fact that no one will tell him why he has such a big role in Thorin's wedding, what he is supposed to be doing there, and who Thorin's betrothed is. And is also a little confused about why the thought of Thorin marrying someone else bothers him so much.
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“Okay, God, I don’t know, channel early-career Clark? You know, all bright-eyed and eager, and a total stranger to me. Back when I was just a hardass–“
“A badass.”
“–who didn’t get coffee with you until it was disguised as a way to get insider info for an exposé I was writing.”
“You want me to channel that Clark?”
She sighs, at a loss for other options. “Sure.”
“Okay. So how does Superman badly flirting with you put us in a less suspicious position?”
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15 Jul 2025
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United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) by fallingvoices, radialarch
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
29 Sep 2014
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The Associated Press @AP
Winter Soldier set to stand trial for Washington D.C. massacre and treason apne.ws/1og6SWE- Language:
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26 Apr 2025
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Julian has a realization that everyone else already had but since he can't run to Ops to excitedly talk about his feelings about a spy he has to work it out over the comms.
(The original intent was to submit this as a zoom play option but then Nicole de Boer was unavailable and I had no reason to expect Colm Meany to join so I didn't send it in.)
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09 Apr 2025