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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Vox's palms are splayed defensively, “Fuck! We're having sex with Alastor in like 5 minutes!”

    Velvette, now fully down the stairs, pauses, “We?”

    Vox, sensing his mistake, backpedals, “I just thought it would be fun! Team bonding, y'know! And extension to the veeso-”

    “Fine.” She blinks, “But also why???”

    “Because he's hot!”

    “No.” She watches Val take a lazy drag as he observes the unfolding dumpster fire that is their living room. “I thought we decided he was ace or some shit. Put it on his Hellpedia and everything. God, this is gonna fuck up the-”

    “He's sex-curious!” Vox insists, “Like how you fuck me because you're men curious!”

    Velvette's voice pitches up, “I am not! men-curious! I've had men!”

    They may not be in this together, but they are in this for each other and that's what counts. PWP with a little bit of fluff and drama, Alastor WILL lose his virginity and everybody will have an identity crisis about it.

     

    I DO NOT CONSENT TO THE USE OF MY WORK IN AI.

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    21 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    "You know what you want, sweetheart."

    Lucifer’s breath is warm against his jaw, teasing, taunting. His fingers skim lower, lower, lingering just at the waistband of Alastor’s trousers - close enough to make him tremble, not enough to satisfy.

    Alastor is not going to beg.

    He is absolutely, unequivocally not-

     

    "Please, mommy."

     

    Lucifer hums, indulgent, victorious. "Good girl."

    (Or: Alastor bets he can outlast Lucifer. Then Lucifer snaps his fingers, changes the the game entirely, and leaves Alastor breathless, undone, and sinking fast)

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    14 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 88

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    Alastor has spent his whole existence driving himself past breaking, convinced that motion might spare him the ache of being seen, but Lucifer refuses to let him run. With his cock resting heavy on Alastor’s tongue, he keeps him still and aching until every last tremor breaks into surrender, until ruin itself becomes the only way he can finally understand what it means to be wanted.

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    03 Mar 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    “You know,” Valentino says, eyeing Alastor with unveiled interest from the couch. Alastor feels deep nostalgia for the days when Valentino was prone to cringe away from him like a girl spotting a spider she was scared to kill. “It’s all hot-swappable.”

    It’s almost guaranteed that Alastor doesn’t want to know what that means. But only almost, and curiosity nags.

    “Pardon?”

    “His dick,” Valentino says casually, and through great personal restraint Alastor does not press his hands into his temples. “He’d probably be into it if you wanted to keep it in your purse.”

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    (In which Alastor takes a suggestion from Valentino, to great effect. An optional, porny installment directly following the events of Here's the Reigns.)

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Alastor is one of the few animal-based sinners that does not have a natural mating cycle. Lucifer can't help but be disappointed by this fact, until Alastor suggests something that may be even better...

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    09 Feb 2026