Parsimonius
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Sometimes Yona forgets how much her comrades-friends, really, know about the before(s) in her life. She can name a few she knows for certain they know: she was a Princess, she was spoiled, she had Hak before anyone else.
But that night she thought she would never move past? That's seared into her mind like a loop that will never end? She knows that she's never once uttered that out loud, the wound too deep, too hard to talk about.
But as everyone sits at the fire, asking about a hairpin that she has finally tossed away, she can't help but think that now was better than never. And perhaps her silence had also hurt her oldest friend too. Because it wasn't just her that was betrayed that night.
Hak was too.
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choosing you, even at your worst by Parsimonius
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
30 Mar 2026
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You meet Thomas Wayne by chance when you're six years old, still reeling from the car crash that's killed your mother and sent you and your Father to the hospital.
You didn't realize that a chance meeting due to your families tragedy would put you into the path of one Bruce Wayne---the broody son who glares at anybody he comes in contact with, lips sealed and eye bags heavy.
But you've always been strong and resilient; so, you were going to make this asshole your friend, no matter what.
Bruce Wayne wouldn't know what was coming for him.
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red carnations (affection, admiration, love, and family) by Parsimonius
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
24 Mar 2026
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Damian Al Ghul is a weapon---a force to be reckoned with.
A boy trained from birth to kill, to assassinate and cleanse the world of all the evils it permits. That is his duty--that is his life. He has known no other, and can only trail behind his Mother and Grandfather as they teach him of the Al Ghul way.
But Damian Al Ghul, for all he postures and pretends to be, is still a child at the end of the day.
And curiosity, and family, and perhaps even a little magic with flowers and life--can change the destiny so engrained in him that he has forgotten how to live.
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- Part 3 of Godhood suits you, Jason Todd
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hydrangeas (abundance, apologies, gracefulness, and arrogance) by Parsimonius
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
21 Mar 2026
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Talia had great plans for Jason-grandiose, extravagant, bloody, murderous plans. He would be the one to pave the way for her son when it was time for him to meet his Father--she was sure of it.
But then flowers seem to bloom every time she looks away from him, wily, vicious hydrangeas grow and nestle by her feet, her face, her arms. Flowers that aren't native to her land, her people. Flowers that scream of arrogance in their abundance, believing that they have the right to invade her senses, her home, her family.
But well, then again, perhaps there is gracefulness in their strength to continue to live. And perhaps Jason is more than the tool she has sharpened him to be.
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- Part 2 of Godhood suits you, Jason Todd
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Colin is miles away from Penelope. He's living the life he's supposed to be living. So why can't he get her out of his head?
Penelope has faced the turmoil of losing her father, of being forced to grow up and save herself from her family's drowning debt. Hearing Colin Bridgerton's real thoughts on her reminds her of who she is. Of who she will be.
It's summer. The perfect time for letters and self-love.
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Bruce Wayne and the Alpha (derogatory) that won't leave him alone by Parsimonius
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
30 Mar 2026
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A more platonic A/B/O verse where the Reader is the annoying Alpha that follows Bruce around to make sure he doesn't die.
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Godhood suits you, Jason Todd by Parsimonius
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
24 Mar 2026
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The life of Jason Todd, not-quite human, not-quite a god, but has the divinity of life itself.
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- 3
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- 45
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Short Fics based around the Morningstar family, and all the troubles that come with being the first demons of hell.
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- 12,917
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- 6
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- 44
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Whumptober 2023 <3 by Parsimonius
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Fairy Tail
15 Jan 2024
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My first attempts for Whumptober! (2023)
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- 32,883
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- 21
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- 14
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Batfam (Adventures in Babysitting AU) by Parsimonius
Fandom Adventures in Babysitting (1987), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
07 Jun 2023
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- 3
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The Bruce-mood. By far, the worst case of Bruce to deal with.
The previous victims suffering from Bruce-mood would all agree that they prefer lecturing over this chaotic version of the silent
treatment.While in Bruce’s presence, the other bats would also ostracize the outcast in fear of also becoming part of the target of the mood until
Bruce’s approval to reintegrate them back in the fold.There is no cure... unless you ask Jason.
Or, five times that Jason asked Bruce for a hug to help his family, and one time he asked for himself
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- Part 3 of The one-shots inside my head
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,435
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 350
- Kudos:
- 2,446
- Bookmarks:
- 608
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- 26,382
Bookmarked by Parsimonius
25 Sep 2022
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cant wait for this to be finishedddd 6/6. Amazing I loved it!!
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Journey to the Centre of the Multiverse by AddictedApple
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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“This definitely isn’t my universe,” Jason said blankly.
“What the fuck?” Alternate-Jason asked, his crassness clashing with his neat business attire.
“Language, Jason,” Martha Wayne chided with a fond smile.
“Sorry, ma’am.”
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Or… Jason Todd discovers that he can travel through the multiverse (on top of his usual weirdness, ie, immortality) and chaos ensues.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 90,004
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 6,698
- Kudos:
- 5,669
- Bookmarks:
- 1,456
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- 113,587
Bookmarked by Parsimonius
16 Apr 2025
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34/34, so so so good! Lots of canon references which will be confusing if you haven't read comics (but i did bc im sexy and cool LOL), but amazing. The DC vs Vamps cameo, the DCEASED cameo. Looking for a knights of steel cameo mayhaps? Maybe a priest jason todd cameo? Fixing that awful ending of DC vaults robin lives cameo? UGH in love so excited to see how this story progresses!!! And hell yeah getting rid of fridging one person at a time, my love kyle <33
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Red Hood kept his distance from the Bats. They had something akin to a truce, but they always maintained a healthy level of mutual wariness and animosity. None of them knew him, not in any way that mattered, and he was content keeping things that way.
Unfortunately, secrets had a way of coming to light.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 88,207
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 1,679
- Kudos:
- 5,309
- Bookmarks:
- 1,519
- Hits:
- 133,782
Bookmarked by Parsimonius
19 Mar 2025
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22, amazing sstunning. Comic book acurrate other than some cool headcanons, multiple POV and i hate that everyone lowkey hates Jason but its co close to canon that its sad like UGH
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Someday I'm Gonna Be Somebody People Want by HammyMammySaladdressing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman (Comics)
13 Mar 2026
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Jason Todd grew up with a fundamental fear of being seen. Not in the sense of shyness, but in the sense of shame. He supposed, if he wished to contemplate the fear’s origins, he might start where most tragedies do:
The house he grew up in.
Where the act of wanting was as good as a death sentence to that desire.
He supposed he might even make an argument for the statement “people become what they are called”. He thinks that might have some merit, looking back.
What he fears most, (like most other people), is how obvious it is to others. The fear itself.
He wonders if they can see it.or
Thanks to a rogue meta, the batfam gets to watch Jason's memories like a movie; and Jason just really wants a family again. But you cannot be loved if you aren't known, and well... if circumstances provide? might as well take the chance, right?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 88,733
- Chapters:
- 28/?
- Comments:
- 1,849
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- 3,806
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- 92,583
Bookmarked by Parsimonius
07 Mar 2025
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19, absouletly raw, heart wrenching, great story but holy shittt
amazing, batfamily goes through jasons childhood memories ---love this kinda trope fr fr
love to project onto characters my fave past time
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Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content by AddictedApple
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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I decided to gather all my Jason Todd-centric fics into a series so people can find them easily.
They are in order of when I wrote them (and thus also in order of least canon to most canon compliant).
Enjoy!
- Words:
- 187,968
- Works:
- 4
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- 507