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[Podfic] Theories on a Probably Dead Boy by PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 May 2026
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On September 27th, 2014, an unknown boy wearing expensive clothing and only able to say one name was brought to the ER after being hit by a car. He disappeared overnight. Who was he?
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an r/UnresolvedMysteries post on that time Jason came back to life
Podfic of Theories on a Probably Dead Boy by dottie_dc (dottie_wan_kenobi).
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[Podfic] turn the lights off by GLeoPods (GracefulLeopard), PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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One of Bruce’s many cars pulls up, and Jason waves goodbye to the secretary, opens the door and sits, starting to ask, “So, why’d you pull me out, A?”
For a few seconds, there isn’t a response. Then, an unfamiliar voice replies; “To give you the opportunity of saving his life.”
Jason’s already reaching for the doorhandle, ready to open the door and–
“If you run, Alfred Pennyworth will die.”
That stops him in his tracks. Slowly, Jason turns his head to look at the driver.
“Buckle your seatbelt, Robin,” the Red Hood says.
OR:
Tim Drake died a hero, one whose shoes Jason can't possibly fill.
Unrelatedly, the Red Hood is in town. He's got a robin to steal, two bats to kill, and luckily, a lot of time to spend with his kidnappee.
[reverse robins]
Podfic of turn the lights off by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic.
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- Part 6 of turn the lights off
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[Podfic] Three Guys Go to a Bar(and then they Beat You With It) by PolynomialPandemic for Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 May 2026
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“Well, it seems a bit funny…” Shinsou’s drawling voice trailed off, becoming slightly sharper by the word, “...that the three students with the most villainous quirks were set up for this.”
Tokoyami jerked upright. “You do not mean that-.”
“Oh he means it,” Bakugou growled out with narrowed eyes, “ pencil-ass set us up to play his goddamn villains because we’re good at it.”
Or:
Aizawa assigned Tokoyami, Bakugou, and Shinsou to play as the villains in the end year exam against the rest of the class.
Aizawa accounted for Bakugou's rage, Shinsou's asshole tendencies, and Tokoyami's self-esteem.
Aizawa did not account for the pure, unholy wrath, of three very petty teenagers who like to make a point.Podfic of Three Guys Go to a Bar(and then they Beat You With It) by Oceanbreeze7.
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"I don't ask him to murder."
"Yet."
"I won't. I'll bloody my hands a thousand times before I ask him to pick up a knife."
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Jason never would have come back to Gotham- but Damian needed somewhere to run. Now that he's home, he's determined to make this city a safer place for his kid to live.
If only the bats would get the message to leave them alone.
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- Part 2 of Little League AU
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nine lives, cat's eyes by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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Dick may or may not be seeking out a cryptid.
As a local cryptid himself, he feels like this is a perfectly normal thing to do. Ignoring the fact that he's a fake cryptid–for all he knows, they're also faking–it makes sense for them to get to know each other!
And, of course, there's the fact that this possible-creature-maybe-human scared his baby brother.
Dick just wants to talk, honest.
OR:
Jason Todd is dead. Phoenix rises from the ashes.
The Bats just want to know who (what) the hell it is.Series
- Part 1 of came back cryptid
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turn the lights off by GLeoPods (GracefulLeopard), GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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Red Hood Tim and Jaybin!
fics are placed in the series chronologically (but may not have been posted that way)
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came back cryptid by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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A World Without Sunlight (Hope) by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
12 Apr 2026
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Weapons–people trained from a young age to act as a tool wielded by an organization–are not uncommon in the criminal underworld. A good Weapon is strong, obedient, and efficient. A great Weapon is reliable, smart, and loyal.
The Demon, Ghost, Hooded Jay and Shrike are all good Weapons. But together, they're great ones.
(Together, they're also brothers.)
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An AU where Jason and Damian bond in the League, which alters Jason's Red Hood priorities once he returns to Gotham :)
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"across : beyond : through" by notquiteaghost by Aether (writerproblem193), AppleSapling, BobreyShuffles, BubblesKat, ChaosKiro, deepestbluesky, Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), Ghost_writing (Yuurei), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), horchatapods, InklingDancer, kbirb, litra, LittleRedRobinHood, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), mistbornhero, Moonlovingvampire, PolynomialPandemic, Ravin_Pods (Ravin), read by (horchatapods), sisi_rambles, Spindoctor, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), with (ChaosKiro), Yuurei, Yuurei_collabs
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU
10 May 2025
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of dying stars by depressive
Fandoms: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU (Comics), DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types
01 Feb 2026
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Jason was sure as shit no astronomer but he knew enough about collapsing stars to not want to stick around for the aftermath.
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Something is seriously wrong with Dick Grayson and Jason is the only bastard who seems to notice.
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
14 May 2026
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A failed mission opens wounds old and new. A missing woman. An unexpected November snowfall. A young boy torn between homes, with a mother-shaped hole inside of him, desperately scrambling to save the life of the man who is teaching him that love need not always be bitter, and it need not be earned every day kneeling, on frozen stones, with a blade on one's back.
Or: Dick is injured, and Damian learns that he really does care. He really cares an awful lot.
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
13 May 2026
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in the shadows by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
24 Apr 2022
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“You’ve visited that kid every day for weeks,” Clark said. “Why?”
Batman stared at him. “How long have you known?”
“Batman…”
“You’re confronting me now because you’re worried about my intentions toward Dick. He changed your mind about something. Ergo, you’ve been sitting on this for a while. How long have you known I wasn’t real?”
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
11 May 2026
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I'm Feeling High And Low (Falling Off The Edge) by WakingNightmares
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
22 Apr 2026
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
10 May 2026
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This Is My Story, Here's How It Goes (Don't Tell Nobody 'Cause Nobody Knows) by WakingNightmares
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Mar 2026
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The story Jason tells is this:
There he was, twelve years old, out on the town with his tire iron, looking for a decent set of tires to jack. Hopefully, make enough to buy a couple of burgers and a pack of smokes. Then… there it is. The Batmobile. Just sitting there. And that's definitely worth a few days worth of burgers and maybe a carton of smokes. He gets three tires off, when Bruce comes back, and spots him. Jason hits him in the chest with the tire iron, and tries to run. Bruce finds him. Brings him back to the manor. The rest, as they say, is history.
It's a good story. It fits the Jason-who-came-back-as-Red-Hood perfectly. Hell, it kinda fits the Jason he was trying to grow into during his three years living with Bruce even.
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
11 May 2026