PolynomialPandemic
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"I don't ask him to murder."
"Yet."
"I won't. I'll bloody my hands a thousand times before I ask him to pick up a knife."
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Jason never would have come back to Gotham- but Damian needed somewhere to run. Now that he's home, he's determined to make this city a safer place for his kid to live.
If only the bats would get the message to leave them alone.
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- Part 2 of Little League AU
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Hope; To Weaponize Love In A Fight by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
19 Dec 2025
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It’s been a long time since Dick has been sufficient backup in the field, but… maybe he’s wanted for more than that.
Maybe he always has been.
It feels stupid, now, that he’d doubted it. It feels almost like a betrayal of his brothers, even though he didn’t mean it that way. Of course they want him here. Of course it’s easier with him around, that’s the whole reason he does what he does.
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OR: as Weapons truly become Brothers, Shrike's usefulness in the field continues to decrease. Struggling to stay afloat, what will Dick trade away to be able to stay?
He'd better be careful before he loses himself entirely. The Handler always keeps her winnings.
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- Part 2 of A World Without Sunlight (Hope)
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[Podfic] I Learned To Drown Young by GLeoPods (GracefulLeopard), PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Nov 2025
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“I’m kinda fucked either way, if the pit's wearing off.”
No. No, he’s not, because Dick refuses to let him go.
“I’ll kill Ra’s Al Ghul myself if I need to,” Dick says, and means it with every fiber of his being, “I’m not letting you die again.”
Jason watches him carefully, like Dick is a porcelain vase about to topple. “The Pit didn’t revive me,” he says slowly. “You know that. I won’t die if it wears off.”
“You’re just going to take this?” He demands, pushing himself fully upright and staring Jason down, disbelief warring with his fury. ”You, Jason fucking Todd, are going to lie down and let yourself fade away? Just like that?”
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The effects of the Lazarus Pit are wearing off.
Jason didn't want any of the Bats to know he was deteriorating, especially not Dick. But now that he does, nothing can stop Dick from trying to heal his brother.Except, maybe Jason is saving Dick as much as Dick is saving Jason.
Podfic of I Learned To Drown Young
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Mom sold me to One Direction??? by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
23 Nov 2025
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Tim's just been sold to One Direction.
Wait. Pause. Back up. Tim has just been sold to the Waynes.
He feels like fanfiction should have prepared him more for this. However, standing on the driveway and staring up at Wayne Manor, Tim feels like a stereotypical school kid about to take a math test they didn’t study for.
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Tim expects to console Bruce Wayne in his grief, and maybe even cheer him up after the loss of his son. He does NOT expect Jason Todd to open the door and offer him a tour. -
take the scars from off my back by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Nov 2025
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A shake of the head, clear even through the mess his mind is right now. “I'm not letting you bandage broken ribs yourself. Shirt off, arms up. Sooner this is over, sooner you're out of my hair.”
Tim can’t exactly say 'okay, just don’t look at my back or worry about blood mysteriously showing up on the bandages,' but for some reason his brain isn’t producing anything helpful.
“Back,” he says, after a pause that might’ve been too long, “not ribs. Abrasion. I can do it.”
Hood scrutinizes him. “...you haven't cleaned it, have you,” he says with disappointment strong enough to form a haze in the room. Or maybe that's what Tim's vision has become.
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"Who did this to you?" but with Jason and Tim. Y'all know the drill.
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Little League AU by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types
20 Dec 2025
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An AU where Jason and Damian bond in the League, which alters Jason's Red Hood priorities once he returns to Gotham :)
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- 12,182
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- 2
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TWSOL by Collaboraven, Iian, ImperialKatwala, Lemurienne, LightningHeterodyne, LocusThePocus, PolynomialPandemic, rebornofstars (orphan_account), SaviMatteo2810, twixtthelines (orphan_account)
Fandom: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
16 Jan 2024
- Words:
- 63,210
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- 3
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- 76
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A World Without Sunlight (Hope) by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types
20 Dec 2025
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Weapons–people trained from a young age to act as a tool wielded by an organization–are not uncommon in the criminal underworld. A good Weapon is strong, obedient, and efficient. A great Weapon is reliable, smart, and loyal.
The Demon, Ghost, Hooded Jay and Shrike are all good Weapons. But together, they're great ones.
(Together, they're also brothers.)
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"across : beyond : through" by notquiteaghost by Aether (writerproblem193), AppleSapling, BobreyShuffles, BubblesKat, ChaosKiro, deepestbluesky, Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), Ghost_writing (Yuurei), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), horchatapods, InklingDancer, kbirb, litra, LittleRedRobinHood, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), mistbornhero, Moonlovingvampire, PolynomialPandemic, Ravin_Pods (Ravin), read by (horchatapods), sisi_rambles, Spindoctor, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), with (ChaosKiro), Yuurei, Yuurei_collabs
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
10 May 2025
- Words:
- 251
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- 2
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- 1
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[podfic] Smuggled In / Running Contraband by blackglass, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Collabs (Dr_Fumbles_McStupid), FlightlessNotFightless, horchatapods, kittona, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), korechthonia, PolynomialPandemic, read by (horchatapods), with (DevilWithABirdDress)
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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For the Voiceteam 2024 Challenge of "Voice Battle", with the concept of battling PoVs
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The Strangers in The Back Seat by Sassaphrass
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
14 Mar 2022
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Ric Grayson struggles with his brain injury and drives a taxi as a way to keep going.
He keeps picking up the same kid in the bad part of town, and hopes that they’ll both come out the other side alright.
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
21 Dec 2025
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even a warrior needs somewhere to rest by call_me_steve
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 Oct 2021
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“Damn, kid,” he says, “who did this to you? I thought you weren’t going out on patrol until Tuesday?”
Damian steadfastly refuses to answer. He reaches up to his nose, batting Father’s hands away. Father’s brows furrow before he tries to pry Damian’s hands away from his face.
Father’s voice is terse as he says, “Let me help, sweetheart.”
Both Damian and Todd seemingly ignore Father as Todd turns his head to the side like it’ll help him get a better look. “Did you sneak out? Are you giving us the silent treatment ‘cuz you’re pissed off you got caught?”
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- Part 3 of steve's whumptober (2021)
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
20 Dec 2025
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i only sink deeper (the deeper i think) by call_me_steve
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
11 Oct 2021
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Drake clicks his tongue and tilts his head off to the side. “This really isn’t as fun as I thought it would be.”
Oh, really? Damian starts furiously finger spelling, just to be annoying. You know, I thought the floating platforms would be of the utmost excitement.
“I caught a solid half of that and I think you’re making fun of me.” Drake goes to shift before remembering that he can’t - his face beneath his domino contorts into something unpleasant. “My legs are falling asleep, dude.”
You move, signs Damian, for real this time, and I go under.
“You talk,” Drake shoots back. “And I go under."
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- Part 9 of steve's whumptober (2021)
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
20 Dec 2025
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Damian starts coming to him with bruises, and Tim doesn't ask questions.
He ends up regretting that.- Language:
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
19 Dec 2025
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Adverse Reactions by NocturnalAnomaly
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU
15 Oct 2025
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“They’ll find out,” Tim whispered, voice cracking. “They always do.”
Bruce’s expression softened. He crouched closer, lowering his voice. “You’re not in trouble. You mixed medication with alcohol. That’s all. You’re not the first person to make that mistake.”
Tim gave a hollow laugh that dissolved into a cough. “Not—not a mistake.”
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Tim mixes his meds with alcohol. The fallout is immediate.
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- Part 1 of The Wayne Family Social Calendar
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
19 Dec 2025