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r/AITA for proposing to the girl I had been flirting with who turns out to hate me? by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
14 Apr 2025
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Darcy asks Reddit for help when he fucks up his proposal to Lizzie. Not a modern AU, everything is period except for the fact that somehow Darcy has access to Reddit.
I just always find Darcy’s perspective hilarious because he absolutely thinks they’re flirting when in reality Lizzie Does Not like him.
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Courting Kisses by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
Fandoms: 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… | My Next Life as a Villainess (Visual Novel), 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… | My Next Life as a Villainess (Anime)
17 Jan 2024
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Continuing from Silva's Happy end in the Visual Novel game: Silva comes to court Katarina. Katarina misunderstands and thinks she has to court Silva. Shenanigans and vegetables ensue!
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Podfic: would i have to pass you by? by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
27 Dec 2019
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25 minute podfic
Betty Cooper, post-triangle, is sinking, drowning, dying in perfection. She's way past point of no return, and if someone doesn't see her soon, there may be nothing left to save.
And then... Jughead Jones, delinquent and Betty's antagonizer, does a complete one hundred and eighty degree spin. And Betty learns she doesn't know how to live with or without him.
(In which Betty is breaking and she just knows that Jughead hates her- except he doesn't.)
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Welcome To Riverdale (Podfic and Script) by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017), Welcome to Night Vale
27 Dec 2018
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A friendly riverside community where the water is sweet, the town has pep, and the fathers are all murderers
Welcome to Riverdale
(In which Riverdale and Nightvale combine and I don’t really know what’s going on, but that’s Ok because neither does the show)
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Podfic: the constancy (of inconstancy) by ProtectorOfTheSmoll for Smudge
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
15 Nov 2018
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a group of teenagers within earshot of an argument will stop to listen.
In which the voyeurs share their thoughts and Archie learns what fear is.
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Mama's Boy, Mama's Boy by WhimperSoldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Jan 2026
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Shane's first mistake was going to talk to Ilya Rozanov before their game. His second was immediately, stupidly, meeting the eyes of Rozanov’s very much dead mother hovering at his side.
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- Part 6 of Heated Rivalry AUs
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Bookmarked by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
29 Jan 2026
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Private Meetings by hermacology
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander works at a coffee shop, plays hockey, keeps his head down, and doesn’t ask questions he doesn’t need the answers to.
So when a new regular starts showing up—quiet, watchful, Russian-accented, and conducting invitation-only meetings in the back—Shane notices. When that same man takes an unsettling interest in Shane’s closing shifts, his routines, and his safety, Shane does what feels sensible: he adjusts his behavior and keeps his mouth shut.
Ilya Rosanov orders an Americano. He reads, but only in Russian. He worries when people work late alone.
They are operating with very different definitions of danger.
If he didn’t ask questions, he couldn’t be lied to.
The rules were simple.
1. Do not ask questions you don’t need the answer to.
2. Do not share personal information freely.
3. Do not be alone with Ilya Rozanov.
4. Do not give him a reason to think you’re afraid.Bookmarked by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
28 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Hilarious premise, I need this trope everywhere ASAP
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the pact by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jan 2026
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Lily: Well. There is very interesting studies I have read recently.
Karolina: We’re listening!
Lily: Research shows that abstinence can significantly improve athletic performance. Testosterone levels, energy conservation, mental focus. All better with sexual abstinence.
Jackie: Wait, seriously?
Lily: Oh yes, very serious research. Professional athletes should abstain completely during playoff runs. Some studies suggest 6-8 weeks for optimal results.
Satu: SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS?!
When “Lily” gets added to the Montreal Voyageurs WAGs group chat, she comes armed with peer-reviewed research, vibrators for everyone, and one revolutionary idea: a playoff sex ban for optimal athletic performance. The WAGs are convinced it’s evidence-backed science, the team is suffering, and Ilya is having the time of his life watching his handiwork unfold.
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Bookmarked by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
25 Jan 2026
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I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”
“Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.
“No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”
“Go fuck yourself.”
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Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.
And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?
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- Part 1 of Competition is Better With a Friend
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Bookmarked by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
23 Jan 2026
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always pushing you away from me (but you come back with gravity) by braveromantic
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jan 2026
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It’s not that Ilya is unhappy with most things about himself. He could just maybe be a little bit happier.
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The one where Ilya hates the color grey, and wants, very badly, to be pretty.
Bookmarked by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
19 Jan 2026

