ProtectorOfTheSmoll
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r/AITA for proposing to the girl I had been flirting with who turns out to hate me? by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
14 Apr 2025
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Darcy asks Reddit for help when he fucks up his proposal to Lizzie. Not a modern AU, everything is period except for the fact that somehow Darcy has access to Reddit.
I just always find Darcy’s perspective hilarious because he absolutely thinks they’re flirting when in reality Lizzie Does Not like him.
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Courting Kisses by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
Fandoms: 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… | My Next Life as a Villainess (Visual Novel), 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… | My Next Life as a Villainess (Anime)
17 Jan 2024
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Continuing from Silva's Happy end in the Visual Novel game: Silva comes to court Katarina. Katarina misunderstands and thinks she has to court Silva. Shenanigans and vegetables ensue!
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Podfic: would i have to pass you by? by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
27 Dec 2019
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25 minute podfic
Betty Cooper, post-triangle, is sinking, drowning, dying in perfection. She's way past point of no return, and if someone doesn't see her soon, there may be nothing left to save.
And then... Jughead Jones, delinquent and Betty's antagonizer, does a complete one hundred and eighty degree spin. And Betty learns she doesn't know how to live with or without him.
(In which Betty is breaking and she just knows that Jughead hates her- except he doesn't.)
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Welcome To Riverdale (Podfic and Script) by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017), Welcome to Night Vale
27 Dec 2018
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A friendly riverside community where the water is sweet, the town has pep, and the fathers are all murderers
Welcome to Riverdale
(In which Riverdale and Nightvale combine and I don’t really know what’s going on, but that’s Ok because neither does the show)
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Podfic: the constancy (of inconstancy) by ProtectorOfTheSmoll for Smudge
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
15 Nov 2018
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a group of teenagers within earshot of an argument will stop to listen.
In which the voyeurs share their thoughts and Archie learns what fear is.
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or Five Times Hob Ate A Gift From Rue And One Time He Didn't
Bookmarked by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
12 Mar 2025
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The Goblin-Wonder alliance is resurrected, this time with Hob and Rue at its centre. Hob is horrified that Blemish and Boil used his affections to trap Rue in a match, and Rue is despairing over the fact their punishment for revealing themselves had caught Hob in the crossfire.
They decide to 'pretend' to be madly in love with each other for the sake of the alliance.
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- English
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Bookmarked by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
12 Mar 2025
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In the darkened halls of an abandoned mental hospital Dr. Hal Cooper has been making monsters.
Betty, oblivious to her father’s machinations, comes across a horrifying creature. Together can they stop the doctor and free the others?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,163
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 104
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- 28
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- 2,937
Bookmarked by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
07 Mar 2025
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She's the perfect girl next door with damage in her veins, fleeing to the safety of California where her two best friends live to escape her abusive mother. He's the famous drummer with a damaging past of his own, struggling to raise his four year old sister.
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Betty becomes Jellybean's nanny for the duration of Archie's Spellbound tour, and Jughead can't seem to turn off his need to protect the little blonde girl who's slowly stealing his heart.
- Language:
- English
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- 94,412
- Chapters:
- 31/?
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Bookmarked by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
02 Mar 2025
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Monopoly is Banned for A Reason, Alya by GuardianKarenTerrier
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
13 Oct 2019
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It's probably not an accident, this time.
Alya thought things would be easier, now, but her friends are stubborn and Hawkmoth is a jerk and this isn't what she meant by game night. This isn't what anyone meant by game night.
At least if she plays her cards right she'll have a cool sword for a while.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,281
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by ProtectorOfTheSmoll
27 Feb 2022