SpectrallyDistracted
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All I Ever Wanted (Is You) by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Apr 2026
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They met at Ana and Newt’s pre-wedding party. Aziraphale remembers being absolutely stunned by Crowley’s good looks—and mortified by his coarse language. That only lasted until they began a hilarious (and frankly unhinged) conversation about the intelligence of dolphins and whales, and something about the kraken, if memory serves.From that moment on, they have been nearly inseparable.
That was five years ago. These days, Aziraphale frequently slips onto a bar stool and keeps Crowley company for a few hours while he works a slow shift at an upscale Mayfair pub, and Crowley spends many a lazy day lounging in Aziraphale’s bookshop in Soho.
But there’s nothing more to it than that. Because Aziraphale and Crowley are merely friends. They’ve never been more than friends. They never will be.
Of course not.
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Just (Maybe) a Gigolo by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Apr 2026
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There's a new man in the neighbourhood, one with wavy auburn hair that flows to the middle of his back. Lithe and lean, he is a vision, and Aziraphale can't stop watching him as he walks the pavement, going in and out of the local bawdy house.
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Inseparable by SpectrallyDistracted for scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Apr 2026
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Aziraphale lost his best friend when they were sixteen, and it had been like losing his own heart. After twenty years, he’s moved on, but he’s never given up on finding her. When a stranger sits down beside him at a pub and calls him “angel,” it triggers memories he thought were long buried… and maybe the second chance he never thought he’d get.
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Helluva Morning After by scullyphile, SpectrallyDistracted for anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Mar 2026
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It’s the end of the school year, and the teachers head to the pub, science teacher Anthony Crowley and literature teacher Aziraphale East among them.
The next day, a flurry of text messages ensues.
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Shane had started learning Russian for the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics. He grew up learning English and Japanese, and he soon learned French. It was only practical due to Ottawa’s proximity to Québec. He was already trilingual, and it had seemed only logical that if he was going to visit Russia, he should be able to at least say hello, goodbye, and ask where to find the restroom.
And if it meant he could understand what Ilya was saying when they were having sex? All the better. He always meant to tell him. It's just... there was never a good time.
Recent series
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Ping Pong Writing 🏓🏓 by Bohoteacher, cerulean_wings, echo_grace, Jean_kimberley, NaturallyTeal, Sakascal, SpectrallyDistracted, the_odd_scribbler, TheTechnicolorWitch, vidavalor
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Original Work
11 Feb 2026
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Works in this series came into existence by playing a game of Ping Pong Writing with different co-authors.
The rules and description of how the game works is also part of this series.
Some stories are finalised, some are ongoing matches.
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- 13
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Dapper's Deck by Aerenii (Savyl), Afraid_Industry8409, AlwaysBeMyBaby, amelia_airheart, Create_Serenity (Sivany), crowleyscardigan, dbacklot99, EybeFioro, fishey_me, goatmeal_craisin, GroovyNightStrawberry, ireallyneedmoretea, isiaiowin, Letha, LexArturo, mageofthepeople, MaryFlanner, ModernDayKlutz, On1OccasionFork, Panhoneylemon, Savyl, scullyphile, SpaceGiraffe, SpectrallyDistracted, Spookysexy83, the_ineffable_dance, WiblyWobly_TimeyWimey
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2025
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Birthday fics and art for Dapper, inspired by her amazing Tarot Deck!
- Words:
- 26,872
- Works:
- 40
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Spectral's Reverse Tropes by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 69,614
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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The Gilded Cage by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jul 2025
- Words:
- 45,328
- Works:
- 2
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If I Loved You Less by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 May 2025
- Words:
- 24,622
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
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Aziraphale is finally escaping.
He's going out to search for a happiness he knew a long time ago.Thirty years ago, Azalea Easton is on a summer trip with her parents when she meets a freckled redhead named Crowley. They hit it off immediately and are joined at the hip for the rest of the summer.
Now. Az has changed a lot. Has been through so much. For one thing, he's a man. As he finds himself in the middle of nowhere Tennessee, looking to start over, he runs into an old friend. One he may have had much stronger feelings for than he thought.
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heaven is a drink in the backyard (oh, we go way back) by Wise_writer_girl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 May 2026
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Asa’s last conscious thought, before he was lulled to sleep by the cool softness of the night and the rustle of the trees and the clammy weight of his husband’s hand in his own, was again of his wish on the star: let me know him, in every way there is, and let me keep him, please.
Squinting at the morning light, he clutched at his head, at the buzz in his ears and the ache in the bridge of his nose. It felt like something was growing, or rather, settling into his mind. And all at once, it fell into place.
It came like a montage, like an old photo album of a life that was slowly coming back to him, piece by piece. He remembers.
“Crowley!” The cry was torn out of him, desperate and guttural in a way he hadn’t ever heard his voice. At least, not in this lifetime.
Or: Asa Fell makes a wish on a shooting star. The next morning, he finds that it comes true.
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15 Ways to Love After the End of the World by Usedtobehmc
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2026
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Cities, miles, oceans, continents.
Trillions of galaxies over billions of years.
And I will find you.Every single time.
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Aziraphale's lips are warm and soft, and Crowley sighs, wrapping his arms around the angel's neck. He lets himself be pulled from the chair, and Aziraphale's hands are welcome against his cheeks and in his hair. It's the very opposite of rain. Hair was made for touching, and fine jackets didn't harm one in the looks department. Not that Aziraphale had ever been particularly interested in the latter. He could be counted on to give kisses like this whether Crowley was wearing one or not.
"My dear," Aziraphale murmurs against Crowley's mouth, "you've caught a chill."
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"...it never felt fair to ask anyone to be my partner while I was still half in the closet.”
Crowley shrugged a shoulder. “Admirable."
“Do you think so? I am glad. I thought it might have been stupid of me.” He felt his face warm and he flicked a glance at his glass, considering the level of the sherry. This wasn’t the man he’d come here to meet, he reminded himself. This wasn’t a date.
“Didn’t say it wasn’t stupid,” Crowley drawled, that tug at the corner of his sardonic mouth twitching again. He leaned forward then, his neck stretching as he leant his chin on his hand. “No rule saying something can’t be two things at once.”
Crowley would know.
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Middle aged dating is a nightmare. Nobody Erelah met had sent any excitement racing up his spine. It was his luck that the one man that piqued his interest was one who had rescued him from a date going wrong, and said man didn’t seem to have any interest in anything but friendship. Well, he supposed he would take what he could get.Anthony Crowley has his own reasons for not dating. Expectations vs reality were too far apart in his experience, and he desperately doesn't want to disappoint anyone, especially his new friend.