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Harry has had to live his life with the curse of being overly well-endowed.
Draco has had to live his life with the curse of being hard to please.
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A Cinderella story, of sorts.- Language:
- English
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- 17,993
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09 Jan 2026
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Hindsight by elephreak
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
09 Aug 2018
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In hindsight he knows that he saw this coming. He recognised the signs with more than enough time to have alerted May, or anyone on what he knew was progressing. But in the end, he just really wanted it to not be true. Just to be a figment of his paranoid over-reactive teenage mind, conjuring up the worst possible scenario. Maybe he had just seen it so much out on the streets as Spiderman that he was bringing it home with him, still seeing the darkness in those kinds of people's eyes… in the way they moved and spoke. Or maybe he had just assumed that the blearing alarms of his spider-sense from the moment he shook hands with the guy was just aftershocks of the armed robbery he had just wrapped up only moments ago.
Hindsight can be a real bitch sometimes.
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The one where Peter is being abused in the worst way- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 75,169
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 872
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- 5,399
- Bookmarks:
- 895
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- 118,963
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04 Jan 2026
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Damn Your Kiss by Silverfern500
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Video Game 2018), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
31 Mar 2019
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Peter Parker. Broke college student, and neighborhood hero. Unfortunately, being Spider-Man isn't his only side job anymore.
When Deadpool took up a job to take out Peter Parker, out of boredom from Spider-man being gone, he discovered the boy's struggle for money. Making it his mission to improve the boy's circumstances. While Peter grows fond of Wade, he feels there's still something missing. So what happens when Deadpool looks out for Peter, and Spider-man starts seeing Deadpool in a whole new light?
It's the broke college kid sucks **** for money when the guy hired to kill him starts being his sugar daddy fic trope.
This fic will range between silly, serious, and smutty.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,827
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 265
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- 3,574
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- 603
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- 61,789
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25 Dec 2025
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Lord Peter Parker is the last of his family's line. He lost everything to the war when he was only a child and has been raised in the care of the palace ever since, leaving the other nobles to look at him as nothing more than a burden on the king's charity. When the leader of the reclusive nation of dragons, Chief Wade Wilson, came before the king to demand payment in the form of a wife, the nobles saw a perfect opportunity to solve two problems at once. Peter had his money, land, family, and now his nation taken from him. Moving forward, all he can do is hope that he will survive in a world so drastically different from, and far more dangerous than, the one he's always known.
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- Part 1 of Here Be Dragons
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 140,051
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 3,273
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- 6,430
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- 1,716
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29 Nov 2025
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Jayce Talis is nothin if not pigheaded. He also has a hero complex the size of the moon. This is why he is endlessly frustrated by Viktor - strong, independent, just-as-stubborn Viktor - who refuses his help every step of the way. What starts as a regular argument spirals into something more that neither of them are entirely sure what to make of.
Aka. Jayce's silly notions about damsels in distress and being a gentleman don't work as well on Viktor
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- Part 2 of Major Arcana - The Lovers (unrelated)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,026
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 42
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28 Nov 2025
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Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop for disapparater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2014
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It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 70,045
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 1
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- 2,296
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- 56,020
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- 14,124
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07 Oct 2025
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I Think I Might've Inhaled You by SordidDetailsFollowing
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, spideypool - Fandom
15 Apr 2018
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Peter has enough problems with high school, friendship complications, an internship at Oscorp, and his arachnid alter ego. Throw in a merc with a mouth covered in unfairly sexy red leather, and things get a little crazy.
Wade just wants to talk shit with his friend Weasel, eat tacos, listen to bad tween pop music, and participate in some soft-core torture and murder. When a certain little spider swings into his life, things get complicated.
Spider-Man saves people. Deadpool kills them. An unlikely friendship (and maybe more) forms, but will it still work when the masks come off?
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- Part 1 of Bloodstream
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let me explain by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Jan 2022
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Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”
Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.
“I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.
Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,505
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 521
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- 17,148
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08 Sep 2025
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Bored of being The Chosen One, Harry discovers he rather likes sex and becomes a professional. He’s good at it, and part of why is that he can read people. Not minds, not Legilimens, but their whole self, and he can give them what they don’t even know they want. Enter Draco fucking Malfoy, enigma to everyone, including himself. Harry can’t help but want to break into him, to figure him out. And Draco, thinking he’ll fuck Potter on a lark, has no idea what he’s in for.
- Language:
- English
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- 41,103
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 555
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23 Aug 2025
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When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.
He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,730
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 98
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- 1,871
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15 Aug 2025
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In a world where every touch of a soulmate leaves a temporary heat mark on bare skin, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his life devolving into a massive cliche because the Boy Who Lived Twice has no idea how to respect the personal space bubble.
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- English
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- 1,983
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- 1/1
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14 Aug 2025
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Harry and Draco meet in Madam Malkin’s and instantly take a liking to each other.
Just kidding. They don’t, but Harry does get sorted into Slytherin, and they do become extremely good friends.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 204,813
- Chapters:
- 37/37
- Comments:
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25 Jul 2025
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we're on a highway to hell (with a little bit of heaven) by dabblingwithwords
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Jun 2018
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Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.
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- Part 1 of Roadtrip Playlist
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 107,557
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 3,034
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- 11,605
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- 3,195
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- 235,117
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06 Jun 2025
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Blazed (Smoking Weed is Gay) by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
24 Apr 2021
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Peter is burnt out. Wade has been watching a lot of cult classics. Everyone tells them they're in love. Five times these fucking nerds smoke weed together.
Peter’s high is fading into a disgruntled sleepiness. Does Johnny not understand simple math? Peter is a washed-up hero disenchanted by even being a hero by night. He hustles to make it up to communities affected by his past reckless hero-ing. And the rest of the time he’s a washed-up grad student turned line-cook. Smoking weed at the end of long days wondering how long he can keep up. Why would anyone waste their time with him romantically? Even Peter doesn’t like wasting time with himself.
Johnny actually has the gall to turn around and glare at Peter before turning back to his phone.
🔥💨🤡 (12:53 AM): you need to work on that ‘self loathing’ shit
🔥💨🤡(12:53 AM): tht motherfucker is head over dick 4 u -
Same: Logic/Teeth/Demons/Tourniquet by Phenobarbital
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 May 2023
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The first time they met, Peter had been fifteen and Deadpool had seemed like a weird enigma to him.
The next time they met, Peter had blipped and Deadpool hadn't. Time, having passed in unequal amounts for two very different people, had fundamentally changed their lives and the people they were. They hadn't even ever known one another before, and now that was about to change...—————————————————————
"You're too young to be frowning so much." Deadpool said with a sigh, and Peter went cross-eyed briefly when Deadpool tapped at the crease between his eyebrows.
"I'm not young." Peter blurted, and then tried to clarify, "I am young, I guess, but not…I mean…I was younger, you know, like too young, when we first met…but n-not…not anymore-…"
"Not too young, anymore, huh." Deadpool repeated and Peter stopped rambling, meeting Deadpool's mask's eyes, "Not too young for what exactly?" the older man asked in a tone of voice that was all at once amused and very, very suggestive.
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digest you one kiss at a time by maroonmusings
Fandoms: Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
02 Dec 2023
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“Maybe I was forcing it too much before,” Peter speaks lowly, his brows knitting together. “Trying to transfer the suit under stressful conditions probably only inhibits its cell communication pathways and increases the risk of an inflammatory response.”
“Pete.” Harry’s tongue feels heavy in his mouth, but he thinks his best friend’s name slips out of it. He can’t be sure.
“But it knows you,” he continues. His hand presses more firmly to Harry’s arm and glides up his bicep, bunching his short sleeve against his shoulder. Harry doesn’t breathe. “It knows how to bond with you. If I just initiate contact without straining myself, without straining the suit, I…I think it might go willingly? Maybe all it needs is a bridge.” Peter delicately smooths out a stray curl near Harry’s eye and brushes his thumb against his temple, pondering. “And some time. I can give it both. I mean, we have all night.”
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With Dr. Connors currently MIA, Peter tests a different method of returning the symbiote to Harry.
[set after the “Good Men” mission in Marvel’s Spider-Man 2]
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14 Apr 2025
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Pack by maukree
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
07 Mar 2025
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The last thing Bucky remembers is the lounge, that mouthwatering scent, and then everything going straight to shit with no pit stops.
He rolls over, coming face to face with a bunch of blankets. They aren’t soft anymore. They aren’t clean. And they sure as hell don’t smell like anything close to heaven now. They reek of sweat, filth, and something vaguely burnt—the fuck? Must’ve been his self-respect torching itself and going up in flames.
His head is pounding, his heart is pounding, his den’s a war zone, the bed broken. His goddamn mattress looks molested. Jesus. What the fuck was that?
In Bucky’s defense, the compound’s a revolving door, and he barely recognizes half the faces most of the time, let alone pays attention to memos that pop up on his phone.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 69,551
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 346
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01 Apr 2025
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The Anchor That Holds Me by SordidDetailsFollowing for maukree
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Mar 2025
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Bucky’s memory was shit on the best of days, held together by routine, mission objectives, trauma and duct tape. Sometimes, it crapped out on him completely, leaving him to piece together the details of his life from context clues and observation.
He always thought fortune had a personal vendetta against him, so it was surprising to discover he’d somehow managed to snag the affections of a beautiful man with soft hair and a killer ass. Peter Parker was clearly the best thing to ever stroll into his life, so how the hell had Bucky forgotten him?
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25 Mar 2025
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I Think I Missed a Step ('Cause I'm Fallin' For You) by mokuyoubi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool (2016), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Dec 2018
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There’s a weird familiarity about the kid's tone and posture, and it’s true that Wade is pretty far from home today but he’s also certain he’d remember that baby-face if he’d seen it before. On the other hand, he has spent the better part of the past few years feeling like he’s missed a step, so this conversation isn’t exactly anything new.
[[A hot guy is willingly talking to us. Go with it.]]
[Don’t make an ass of yourself.]
“Shaddup,” Wade grumbles, though Yellow has a point...
OR Peter thinks Wade knows his secret identity, and Wade is really confused by the hot coed who keeps popping up and hanging out with him.Series
- Part 1 of I Think I Missed a Step
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stupid in love (jayvik) by Folie_a_duex
Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
25 Jan 2025
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A collection of Jayvik fics, none of them are related to each other plot wise!
- Words:
- 35,820
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 102
Bookmarked by SpitLauncher
13 Jan 2025