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A.Z. Fell & Co: The Yelp Chronicles by The_Rogue_Bard
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Apr 2026
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When Maggie opens a Yelp-page for Aziraphale's bookshop, nobody is prepared for a bunch of conspiracy theorists to find it. Unfortunately they do, and now they're trying to prove that the shop's owner must be a vampire, a hypnotist, or even something as outlandish as an angel. It probably doesn't help that Crowley keeps encouraging them...
But despite that, even the sane parts of the internet seem to be having a blast following the bookshop's history through war, fire, romance, temporary abandonment, and a tooth-rottingly sweet happy ending – all through the lens of a couple of Yelp reviews.
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- English
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- 68,674
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- 27/?
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- 1,556
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Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
09 Feb 2026
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😆😆😆😂😂😂 hilarious and very creative!
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Anthony Crowley, Crown Prince of Abbadon, has been ordered by his siblings, Beezle and Gabriel, to go to the neighboring, unfriendly kingdom of Gaia and wed their Crown Prince, sight unseen. He is to take his cousin, Anathema, and leave the very next day. To say he's resentful of this development would be a massive understatement.
Aziraphale Eastgate, Crown Prince of Gaia, has received a similar edict from his father, King Derek: He is to wed the Prince of Abbadon - sight unseen - in ten days. There is no way he could ever accept the idea of marriage to a barbarian from Abbadon. The very idea is preposterous. His heart is full of resentment, fury, and betrayal when he attempts to run away.
How long will the resentment in the hearts of these two princes last once they meet?
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- English
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- 127,052
- Chapters:
- 38/50
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- 3,096
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- 608
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- 73
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- 26,535
Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
28 Jan 2026
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Finally, at 42, pop star Edward Teach is about to get his fairytale ending. He’s got the perfect guy—handsome, kind, patient, and most importantly: crazy about Ed. When his boyfriend proposes, it should be an easy yes, yes, a million times yes! There’s just one problem. Ed’s kinda sorta already married, and he hasn’t spoken to the guy in seventeen years.
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- Part 1 of Right Where You Left Me
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- English
- Words:
- 225,205
- Chapters:
- 37/39
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- 1,606
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- 330
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- 15,276
Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
22 Dec 2025
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☆☆☆☆☆ best study in Ed and Stede characters I’ve ever seen until now (especially in an AU)
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Stede was able to finish the story out for the night, detailing young Foxglove’s terrible decision—to follow the Dread Pirate Roberts, or to strike off into the fens on his own, and hope the river bandits didn’t catch up with him? Ed kept his own council, knowing his opinion would likely be an unpopular one, and sure enough, after a brief round of yelling and protesting, it was decided that Foxglove would follow the pirate.
“Of course it has to be a story about pirates,” Lucius said, cracking an enormous yawn where he lay tucked up against Pete’s chest. “All the good ones are.”
Ed wasn’t so sure about that.
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- English
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- 3,078
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 246
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Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
19 Nov 2025
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Stede squared his jaw and asked, “How do we choose who to kill?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” Ed said with a relieved smile. “Izzy always does that.”
“That is not at all surprising,” Lucius muttered under his breath, sketching a small icon of the angry man in the corner of the open page.
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Five times Lucius hears the words "Izzy always does that," and one time Lucius does something for him.
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- English
- Words:
- 19,594
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 2
- Comments:
- 204
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- 1,618
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- 385
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- 13,934
Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
09 Nov 2025
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The first to come and the last to go by involuntaryorange
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Jun 2022
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"You okay, mate?"
"Hm? Oh, yes, I'm quite all right. Izzy just blew his load."
Ed makes the mistake of taking a swig just as Stede answers, and promptly inhales a mouthful of wine. As he coughs, Stede tsks sympathetically and gives his back a few thumps. When Ed can breathe again, he manages a strangled "Sorry? Izzy did what?"
"Blew his load,” Stede replies, matter-of-factly.
Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
23 Oct 2025
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Edward Teach moves into an old converted Victorian house because the rent his cheap, he figures he's in for a lot of annoying oddities in the place. However, he hadn't planned on a tiny man in his wall. He hadn't planned on falling in love.
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- Part 7 of Twitfics/Skyfics
- Part 1 of Little Stede, Big Adventures
Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
08 Oct 2025
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Edward Teach has risen to fame singing songs that have become an anthem for those raging against the world and trying to find themselves. He's one of the most famous musicians in the world and one of the few omegas who has risen to stardom standing on his own two feet. He's independent and proud of the fact, but after two decades of recording and tours he's begun to feel as though the persona of Blackbeard is a hollow one. When he splits from his boyfriend barely a month away from his heat he decides to do something he'd never have considered while younger, hiring an alpha for company.
Stede Bonnet is used to being a failure. He's failed his father, failed his beta wife, failed his children. In fact, he's so used to failure that he finally broke the chains of his old life and decided to just be himself. After quitting his father's business, divorcing his wife so she can be with the man she loves, and setting out on his own he decides to enjoy a bit of pettiness and accept a job offer he knows will enrage his father. Working as a paid alpha escort for omegas seeking simple companionship or even wanting an alpha to spend their heat with.
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- Part 2 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 188,425
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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- 1
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- 1,224
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- 485
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- 96
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- 15,353
Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
06 Oct 2025
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Stede Bonnet has gone through his life behaving. He married an omega, had pups, went through med school, worked at a prestigious practice, but as time went on, he became more aware that he didn't fit in that life. When his father passes he decides that it's time to take his life in his own hands and that's how he finds himself at the Queen Anne Clinic. It's how he meets Edward Teach, an alpha with a reputation and charisma. An alpha that begins to make him question things about himself he's never faced, but now...he's left seeking answers.
And Edward Teach? Is happy to give them.
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- Part 7 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
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- English
- Words:
- 224,705
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 1,079
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- 294
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- 54
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- 10,350
Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
03 Oct 2025
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Ed can reinvent himself four times before breakfast.
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Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
28 Sep 2025
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There are a great many unsavoury jobs on the Revenge. Swabbing the decks; cleaning the privies; clearing the bilge tank; checking food supplies for rats and weevils. Worst of all, lately, is a new and more terrible task—all members alike dread being put on suicide watch.
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Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
28 Sep 2025
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The Star Eyed Guard by TheOffshorePirate
Fandoms: Cormoran Strike Series - Robert Galbraith, Strike (TV 2017)
14 Aug 2023
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Complete. Strike and Robin struggle to ignore their unique bond and mutual attraction. Meanwhile, they take on a unusual new case involving an alleged "haunted doll," a gothic mansion on the Cornish coast, murder, and missing family jewels. Set in 2016, after The Ink Black Heart. Fluff and eventual smut. No spoilers for TRG.
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A Rime of Salt and Silence by antares_skywards
Fandoms: Cormoran Strike Series - Robert Galbraith, Strike (TV 2017)
30 Aug 2025
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When a hotel owner lures Strike to Cornwall with the promise of a quick weekend job, he reluctantly agrees. But as he and Robin arrive in a remote town in Penwith, what seemed like a simple case of vandalism quickly spirals into something far more eerie and harrowing.
And of course, there's also Strike's confession that's been left unaddressed – and neither partner seems willing to break their stalemate.
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The Best Revenge by pools_of_venetianblue
Fandoms: Cormoran Strike Series - Robert Galbraith
04 Dec 2017
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A night out for Robin and Cormoran takes an unexpected, but not unpleasant, turn.
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- English
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- 14,436
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 186
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- 1,148
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- 165
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- 25,082
Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
06 Sep 2025
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Ed Teach is a barista who lives at and co-runs a DIY space. Money is tight and times are tough, so when he literally runs into trust fund kid Stede Bonnet, whom he recognizes from the cafe as one of his regulars, at the local university, his housemates convince him to rope him in as a bankroll. Stede is game to help out, but it quickly becomes clear that neither has their mind solely on business.
(An Our Flag Means Death SMAU, cross-posted from Twitter.)
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- English
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- 81,878
- Chapters:
- 33/?
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- 1
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- 144
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- 191
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- 36
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- 5,409
Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
27 Aug 2025
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Fresno County, CA
June 1969The mighty Kings River runs through the San Joaquin Valley of California, beginning as snowmelt in the high Sierras and running over 132 miles down the valley to where it terminates near what used to be Tule Lake. Besides providing a haven for wildlife and fishermen alike, there are multiple powerhouses along its course, and it provides irrigation for over a million acres of farmland, including several dozen acres of citrus along the south bank of the lower river in Piedra. This was the domain of one Edward Teach: 29 years old, single, and trying his damndest to keep his criminal record from getting any longer.
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Ed works on a citrus farm along the Kings River and newly-divorced Stede Bonnet, fresh from Tennessee, has just taken a job as a horse trainer at the ranch up the road.Written for AU-gust 2023 day 14: place-based.
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- English
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- 33,155
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- 3/3
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- 108
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- 44
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Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
25 Aug 2025
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Round-the-world yachting champion Edward Teach has seen it all, done it all… and he’s had enough. When he falls overboard racing through the Roaring Forties, he’s ready for the end.
Instead, he’s saved by the most unusual vessel he’s ever seen, and the most intriguing man he’s ever met.
Stede Bonnet was cursed to captain the submarine Revenge hundreds of years ago, never ageing a day since. He and his crew live a happy enough life beneath the waves until he saves Ed — a person who turns his life upside down.
Together they set off on an amazing journey in search of the one mysterious place that can break the curse. On their way, they might just find the greatest treasure of all — love.
Reverse Big Bang 2025 collab of Artana (the words) and Claire Gregory (the art)!
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- English
- Words:
- 107,734
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 292
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- 145
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- 43
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- 4,039
Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
16 Aug 2025
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Eventually Stede just left the house in the middle of it all. He remembers Ed calling after him. “Stede- Stede! Don’t fucking run away from me again-” But before he knew it, he was already outside and walking down the dirt road to sit down. That was about an hour ago. The sun is disappearing over the horizon now, and Stede is mentally figuring out where he can stay for the night.
There’s no way Ed wants him back into their home. Not at this rate.
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Stede and Ed just had their first major fight as a couple. This is the aftermath.
Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
24 Jul 2025
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Ed knows nobody can beat him at a paper plane challenge, so when Stede ties with him for the furthest throw in a trivia night between-rounds challenge, he's intrigued. They're dunked into a four-round tiebreaker of paper plane contests to declare the ultimate winner.
As they get to know each other round by round, it turns out there's more to gain than glory...
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There are stars at the bottom of the sea by Bucky1984, Emi_Hotaru
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Aug 2025
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After the ship they are travelling on is boarded, Aziraphale and his valet Muriel are taken prisoner aboard the Revenge. The colorful crew have plenty of surprises in store for them, starting with the discreet and suspicious Crowley...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 136,243
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 156
- Kudos:
- 128
- Bookmarks:
- 53
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- 5,987
Bookmarked by Blue_Zest (Sweet_Blue_Cucumber)
30 Jun 2025
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Crossover GO OFMD, fantastic story