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I Can't Tell If It's A Threat (That's When I Like You Best) by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 Aug 2025
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Pilot!Stolas/Blitzø
Blitzø needs the book. Stolas wants a toy. They make a deal: sex for the book. It's a fucked up, messy, violent relationship.
Blitzø knows he should hate it. Should be mortified, disgusted, scared. Yet he's not, and that scares him more than anything.
Stolas enjoys his new toy, but there's something in him that nags, a mercy he thought he buried years ago.
For the Helluva Musical Bang 2025, based on the song I Like You Best by Ella Red and featuring art by @mallloween on X.
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- Part 2 of Bang Fics
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Who You Are, Not What You Are by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Aug 2025
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Blitzø is an omega disguising himself as an alpha. In a world where omega imps are seen as jokes, it's imperative he keep this secret.
He does his best to hide from everyone, even Millie and Moxxie, but most of all, Stolas.
After all, if the alpha Goetia knew he'd been letting an omega dominate him this whole time, he'd likely have Blitzø’s head.
Except suppressants and phermone spray only go so far, and eventually Blitzø was bound to slip up.
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- Part 1 of It's Who You Are
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If You Knew... (I Care, I do!) by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jul 2025
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Blitzø is ecstatic when he and Stolas find out they're expecting. He can't wait to have a baby with the man he loves.
Stolas is terrified, remembering what raising Octavia had been like. How he was responsible for everything. How it was expected that he have no help.
When Stolas takes over all the child care duties, Blitzø begins to think it's because Stolas doesn't trust him.
Stolas should have known by now that Blitzø isn't Stella.
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- Part 6 of Eggpreg Stolas Stories
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Save a Horse, Ride an Assassin by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Jun 2025
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Stolas has a surprise for Blitzø in the Lust Ring. A private dungeon awaits.
Hellaverse NSFW Week Day 2: Bondage/Cumflation
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- Part 2 of NSFW Hellaverse 2025 (Stolitz)
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Stolas and Blitzø fuck in a dressing room. That's the fic.
Hellaverse NSFW Week Day 1: Public Sex/Heavy Petting
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- Part 1 of NSFW Hellaverse 2025 (Stolitz)
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In a world where omegas are the lesser designation, alphas reign supreme. Race class standards are still in place, and Blitzø was born a joke. An omega imp. After the fire, he decides to prove to himself he's more than his designation by giving society the middle finger and living disguised as an alpha.
However, as years pass it becomes clear he can't run from his designation forever.
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Eggpreg Stolas Stories by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jul 2025
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- 6
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NSFW Hellaverse 2025 (Stolitz) by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Jun 2025
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- 2
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A Waking Nightmare by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jul 2024
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Groundhog Day AU where Stolas is forced to relive being attacked by Striker until he figures out how to break the cycle. Featuring a spin off from other character's POVs after or during each night and a oneshot from Stella's POV.
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Stolas decided to forgo the extra layers of clothing and stepped out of the bathroom while still patting his head feathers dry with a towel. He expected to find Blitzø in the kitchen, or perhaps at least lounging on the couch watching some horse movie again — but, no, that’s not what he found. Instead, he nearly tripped over the crouched figure of his partner, kneeling over the corner of some plastic or vinyl monstrosity spread out along the faux-wood linoleum and taking up nearly all of the free floor space.
“Sorry, Feathers,” Blitzø shifted so he wasn’t in Stolas’ way. “I got us a game to play, though!”
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AKA, the one with gratuitous twister sex
Bookmarked by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
24 Jan 2025
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Stolas handed him the cigarette back and offered him a soft smile, the corners of his beak just barely twisted up. "I can’t offer a lot of comfort, I’m afraid, but I can offer companionship."
"From you, that’s more than enough." Blitzø said the words without really thinking about them, but he noticed instantly the change in Stolas, muscles locking as he froze in place.
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Blitzø and Stolas have a heart to heart on the balcony until they find better uses for their mouths.
Bookmarked by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
01 Jan 2025
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Stolas is the heir to a prominent noble family in Regency era England. His only joy in life is his beloved daughter, Octavia. He has delayed her season as long as possible, but Stella insists it is time their daughter made her debut. Stolas knew a love match was never possible for a man like him, yet he hopes against hope that somehow, Octavia will find the happiness he can never have for himself.
It soon becomes clear Octavia will do anything to escape the bonds of marriage, so Stolas decides to do something truly desperate: orchestrate a scandal that will take Octavia off the market for good.
Now all he needs is a rake dastardly enough to sell the act. A series of unlikely coincidences following a failed robbery attempt drops just such a man in Stolas’s lap, but how will this plan work when Stolas finds himself inextricably drawn to the man he’s hired to save his daughter from an unhappy marriage?
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Bookmarked by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
13 Dec 2024
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The crisp night air greets him as he makes it out of the heavy front doors. He unties the stupid long cloak from his neck, flinging it carelessly over a bush. His hat is next, flung behind him with a thud. His head already feels lighter. He keeps walking, the palace cobblestones shifting to standard cement. He stops once he realizes he has no idea where to go, just that he wants something different.
Something loud, something he's not tried before. He's so unbearably lonely and bored with his life. He waves his hand and conjures a portal, the rainy skies of Lust appearing before him. He barely travels to other rings aside from rituals, but if there's one place that's opposite the stuffy air in the palace, it's Lust.
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The story of Stolas meeting Blitzø in their 20s.
Bookmarked by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
11 Dec 2024
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Hell was saved, the Breach is now closed, and Blitzø is perfectly fine alone in his mostly functional cabin, thank you very much. He certainly can't do any more damage there, with everyone he cares about well outside of his blast radius.
Or so he thinks.
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- Part 1 of two hearts, two souls, one mind
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,507
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
11 Dec 2024